I had a caller today who described the three debate faces of Mittens as “Mean Mitt,” “Moderate Mitt” and “Me-Too Mitt.” That about sums it up, doesn’t it?
As Ted Kennedy hysterically said after Romney had tried to appeal to both sides on Roe v. Wade during their Senate debate: “I am pro-choice. My opponent is multiple choice.”
At a rally of 11,000 wildly cheering supporters in Florida today, President Obama diagnosed Mittens’ debate symptoms (was I the only one who noticed the flop sweat?) as a “stage 3 outbreak of Romnesia.”
Romney’s memory of his own positions has gotten so bad that I’m really starting to worry about poor Ann. What if he can’t remember the missionary position?
And dear Lord, how can you credibly claim that you’re ready to be commander in chief if you think Syria is Iran’s only path to the sea? First of all, the two countries don’t even share a border. And Iran has 1,000 miles of beach all along the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman, which feeds directly into the Arabian Sea.
The nuns taught me more about geography in sixth grade than Mittens has learned in a lifetime. Thanks, Sister Charles Bronson!
The bottom line is that Mittens’ grasp of foreign policy is the same as his grasp of domestic policy — pathetic. His countries don’t connect and his numbers don’t add up.
Anyone have a ruler I can borrow? Mama has some undecided knuckleheads she needs to whack!
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