I know what you wanted, big boy. You were looking for a little Sexy Liberal strange. It didn’t happen back then, but hey, Rush, there’s still hope for you! The Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour is at the Pantages in Los Angeles on July 28. We still have a few “meet and grope” tickets left and one of them has your name on it! Sure, you’ll have to pay for it, but you’re used to that. (See what I did there?)
Speaking of the Bloviator-in-Chief, he’s done it again. Here’s his advice for what Mittens should say about the president on the campaign trail:
“Look, pal, when I was out creating jobs, investing in businesses and growing this economy, you were at Columbia smoking weed and snorting coke. You write about it in your book. You talk about how you got into Columbia and the Harvard Law Review and you didn’t have to do anything. That’s what was great about it to you! You loved getting into Columbia ’cause all you had to do was go to class, get your grades and smoke a little weed! Well, I was out building the country when you were doing that.”
HEY! YOU GIANT HYPOCRITICAL LYING SACK OF OXYCONTIN! YOU DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE! YOUR OWN MOTHER SAID YOU “FLUNKED EVERYTHING.”
Hey, pal! You couldn’t even make the cut at Southeast Missouri State, yet you’re out there slagging a president of the United States with degrees from two Ivy League schools, Columbia and Harvard (where he was editor of the Law Review, a job ALWAYS given to pot-smoking slackers).
Hey, here’s an idea! Maybe there’s an online college where you can finish YOUR degree. Is there an Oxycontin U?