Landslide!

Larry the Landslide Lizard

Mama has been accused by the right wing of unfairly describing President Barack Obama’s sweeping election as a “landslide.” I feel their pain. With brilliant pundits like their own Dick “Toesucker” Morris having predicted that Mittens would win in a … read post

Multiple Mitt

Mitt Romney

I had a caller today who described the three debate faces of Mittens as “Mean Mitt,” “Moderate Mitt” and “Me-Too Mitt.” That about sums it up, doesn’t it? As Ted Kennedy hysterically said after Romney had tried to appeal to … read post

Settle down!

Supporter of President Obama

This is that time during the campaign that they call the “silly season.” It’s when every gaffe, poll fluctuation or lead change is viewed with alarm bordering on hysteria. Somebody told me yesterday that when Republicans get bad news during … read post

Party unfavorables

Mitt Romney and Ann Romney

Did you ever go to a dinner party where you just keep looking at your watch, hoping against hope that the dessert might arrive right after the salad? That’s how most Americans already feel about this election. Particularly in swing … read post

Paul Ryan Rand

Paul Ryan

My favorite pouty-mouth vice presidential candidate, Paul “Eddie Munster” Ryan, has stepped into the breach to defend his beleaguered running mate. Demonstrating his tremendous loyalty (to himself), he started off by declaring that Mitt Romney’s secretly recorded comments were “obviously … read post

Mitt math

Mitt Romney

Remember at the Democratic convention when Bill Clinton pointed out that Republicans are really bad at “arithmetic”? Well, thanks to a hidden camera at a Mitt Romney fundraiser, we now have hard evidence that Mittens’ math skills are right on … read post