Get On TV: DVD Haiku for 'Punisher:War Zone,' 'Twilight,' and 'Elegy'
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But that's where we can make it up to you with DVD Haiku! You know the rules: 5-7-5 (syllables, please) review/preview of upcoming DVDs! This week, we're doing the gems:
+Punisher: War Zone
+Twilight
+Elegy
Make them funny, make them insightful but most of all make sure you post them in the comments before 12am on Sunday. Or send them to us on twitter, @current_movies and we can retweet them for all of Twitteronia to see.
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letsnotlisten
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Twilight
Glittering vampire
Prefers bird's blood to humans'
Really? Love him...not! - 3 years ago
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letsnotlisten
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matwl1
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awkward vampires
they play baseball in the rain
why did i watch this? - 3 years ago
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matwl1
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Bekanator
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Twilight:
Bronze hair, sparkling skin;
Edward is a fairy with
mad game for school girls. - 3 years ago
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Bekanator
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MEnglish
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twilight
one vampire-james-dean
meets one token-teen-female.
some blood, mostly sucks. - 3 years ago
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MEnglish
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hannahmcnoface
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Twilight
My college roommate
Can’t stop obsessing about
Dead Ced Diggory - 3 years ago
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hannahmcnoface
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horton5150
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Punisher
Hey bad guys, better run!
The Punisher is really mad, got it?
The color black is slimming. - 3 years ago
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horton5150
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CapnRyan
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twilight:
High School Musical
With a pale british heart-throb
and no catchy songs - 3 years ago
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CapnRyan
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JenYamato
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Twilight:
Emo vampires? Check.
Sparkling skin and bad wire-fu -
Love, Hot Topic-style.Elegy:
Old Sir Ben Kingsley;
Young, hot Penelope Cruz.
Gross! Date your own age.Punisher: War Zone
That one guy from "Rome"
Where Dolph and Thomas Jane failed
Punches through one guy's head. Cool! - 3 years ago
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JenYamato
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kewlbuddy
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twilight:
really bad acting
but edward cullen is hott
so I still watched it - 3 years ago
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kewlbuddy
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realfran
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Twilight:
i look into your eyes
you look into mine
make, everyone, uncomfortable - 3 years ago
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realfran
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kelgadis
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Twilight:
Emo kids in love...
Vampires live in sun, yes?
NO THEY DO NOT, FOOL! - 3 years ago
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kelgadis
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SuperAurorGirl
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Twilight
Sparkle chagrin sparkle
Not real vampires
Sparkle chagrin - this blows - 3 years ago
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SuperAurorGirl
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SadToots
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twilight;
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no - 3 years ago
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SadToots
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MEnglish
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SadToots:
hahaha love this
- 3 years ago
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MEnglish
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moogirl22
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Twilight:
Sparkling vampires
Lion in love with the lamb
Anything else? Nup. - 3 years ago
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moogirl22
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ctower
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Punisher...
Our dear friend Lundgren
didn't make the cut, again.
we weep for Drago - 3 years ago
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ctower
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escarondito
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Punisher: War zone
Remake not sequel
what is really different?
more killing, less plot - 3 years ago
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escarondito
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escarondito
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Punisher: War zone
walk in, kill baddies
pretend to have a real plot
end scene, credits roll - 3 years ago
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escarondito
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escarondito
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twilight
pale kids in high school
mysterious, dark edgy
they are cool? not weird? - 3 years ago
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escarondito
