Get on TV: DVD Haiku Reviews for 'Doubt,' 'Yes Man,' and 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'

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Tuesday means many things to all of us, but for the office it means another week of DVDs that we have to get our Haiku Review Caps firmly attached to our skulls. And you should too!
As always, submit a 5-7-5 syllable haiku in the comments and let us know which film it relates to. We've had some problem in the past, as people thought they could do a couplet or 5-8-5 haikus (like I did last week.)
That is not true: they must be 5-7-5.
Here's the example from last week's episode and this Quantum of Solace haiku we received from badblokebob via twitter:
http://current.com/items/89921621/haiku_movie_reviews.htm
Submit all your haikus in the comments below or tweet them to us, @current_movies.
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Cocotones
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Doubt
Okay I admit
I did not see this movie
But I know this, doubt. - 3 years ago
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Cocotones
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Yes man
Say yes! Yes yes yes!
Never say the word no, no!
Say yes and not no! - 3 years ago
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Cocotones
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Day the earth stood still
A man comes to earth
Falls in love with some women
And he saves the world. :,( - 3 years ago
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Cocotones
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Doubt
Priest Controversy
Aloysius has her fears
Father Flynn likes peen?or
Catholic woe tale
P. S. Hoffman on the prowl
Altar boys beware - 3 years ago
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romulas80
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Yes Man
Man always said no.
Now says yes. That's all there is.
Why aren't you laughing? - 3 years ago
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tcrane
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romulas80:
This is my favorite DVD Haiku Review of all time.
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drnknjbbrsh
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Doubt:
Guy asks alter boy,
What does Father ask for sins?
Silence and candy. - 3 years ago
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The Day the Earth Stood Still:
Too bad this came out
Day the box office stood still
Stop remaking crap. - 3 years ago
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Yes Man:
I remember this
It was funnier before
As "Liar Liar"... - 3 years ago
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Monkeybicycle
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DOUBT
An amazing cast
and an incredible story
sad but worth the painYES MAN
More goofy Carrey
filled with laughs and Red-a Bull-a!
say yes to Yes ManTHE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
Yes, a dull remake
but hey Don Draper was in it
that is worth something - 3 years ago
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Doubt
Time is a Teacher.
Wisdom speaks, Innocence sees.
Fresh eyes are soon dimm'd. - 3 years ago
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tvavenger
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Day The Earth Stood Still
Keanu remake
Same character as always
Bring back Bill and Ted - 3 years ago
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tvavenger
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Roman_Gnome
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Doubt:
A film to clear doubt
Whether he did it or not.
Wait, did he do it? - 3 years ago
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elizs
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Yes Man
Yes, apparently
Jim Carrey still makes movies
Zooey Deschanel? - 3 years ago
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