Get on TV: Haiku Movie Review for the Last Film You Saw

Sherlock Holmes

Not canonical?
Just not Basil Rathbone, and
London was gritty.

The Last Avatar--not the trailer
I rushed to see this,
Looking for wonderful things.
But they were not there.

More hating of bruno
Found out there's going
to be a recut for brits.
and will still be bad!

Dirty dancing (cause i ran out of bruno hating writing Mojo)

AAAAAH, Patrick swayze's
chest... I want it. so back off
jennifer grey. mine.

Twilight (the stupidest movie and book series EVER!!!!)

Edward Cullen, Hey
you watch bella sleep. Stalker!!!
girls should realize this.

Even More Bruno

SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!! DO NOT
GO!!!! GO SEE ANYTHING ELSE!
OR YOU WILL BE SAD!!

Bruno

Cohen's new film role.
It's like Borat, but..........
Gay's, dildo's galore!!!!

Cohen, in this film,
has more time flashing dongs then
Doctor Manhattan.

Alternate:
Cohen, in this film,
has more time with his dong then
Doctor Manhattan.

Alternate 2:
Cohen in this film,
plays with his ding-dong more then
Doctor Manhattan.

Bruno in L.A.,
Trying to be popular,
by sexing Ron Paul

Bruno ist good time,
but if you want good sex jokes,
go see Beth Cooper

Alternate:
Bruno ist good time,
but if you want good sex jokes,
go see Ice Age 3

Even More Bruno

I hate this Movie
don't go to see it, unless
you like mind scaring.

Still Bruno (man this should be my new rude muse movie)

if bruno is gay,
he has no sense of self pride
and should think some more.

Push

Effects so crazy
that Dakota needs some boos
ha ha, Asian Bitch

Burno

Dissapointing Crap.
i wanted to sneak into
another movie.

more bruno.

the best part is at
the ending. guess. you got it?
that's right, when you leave.

once again bruno.

Bruno was so bad
that my dad made his wart bleed,
then he fell asleep.

Bruno

No naked wrestling
bleached ass bruno, one note gay joke,
Miss Borat's Mostache

The Stoning of Soroya M

Important story
Bad direction and acting
Don't see ths movie

Bruno

Outrageous. Stupid.
i wanted my money back.
now you have been warned.

Bruno

Bruno is quite gay.
Attempt to seduce Ron Paul
failed, not without laughs!

Titanic

What? PG-13?
Sex in a car? The Finger?
Yeah right! Wait, it is?

Buffy the vampire slayer

Human, Vampires,
there's female impowerment
Better than twilight.

Public Enemies

Depp, Bale, and Mann, yay!
But something went very wrong
Mann, where's your mojo?

17 again (okay, i realize that this is not the last film i saw)

Zac Efron, Dreamboat...
but is he a good actor?
sorry, he is not...

Plan 9 from outer space

The worst Film ever?
For shame golden turkey men,
there are worse, like glen

Year One:

Michael Cera Great
Shooting locations - perfect
Too much Jack Black yack

Seen the new trailer?

The Last Avatar
Coming to your theater
Real soon--boy, oh boy!

Transformers 2

Megan is a Fox
Ghetto Robots.
Epic explosions.
Hey, where did the plot go?

Public Enemies:

John robs bank. Bang! Bang!
Gets locked up. Breaks out. Bang! Bang!
Gets shot. BANG! (Yawn).

Indy 4

Indiana Jones.......
You really think we believe
a fridge saved your life?

Alternate:
Indiana Jones,
a senior and his new hot son,
find E.T's skull head.

Ice Age III

The rat thing finds food.
Dinosaur eggs on thin ice.
Same old, same real old.

the movie Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters...
four comedy nerds
save the world

Why am I crying
Througout a kids flick called Up?
Feeling really Down.

Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Tim Curry Thinks To self,
Dang Time and age. i used to
Fit in those Corsets

Atonement
Two Of the Hottest
People ever crave the other,
it will never work

28 Days Later
Danny boyle's Flick
About Zombies makes me ask
where in Slumdog? Huh?

Michael Bay movie

Slow motion helicopter flying over

This shit sucks...

PUBLIC ENEMIES

Movie's good. Not great.
Needs more Bale and Crudup.
Wait for DVD.

Ice Age 3
Ice age meets Bronze age?
This movie should have been called
Land of the Lost 2.

Alternate:
Ice age meets Bronze age?
They should have called this movie
Land of the Lost 2

Public Enemies
Dreamy Johnny Deep,
You haven't won an Oscar?
You deserve it now!

Hair

Again- Hippies rock
through crazed riots and pot clouds.
I bought the soundtrack.

Up
Kind of depressing,
Considering it's for kids.
What the hell, Pixar?

on Public Enemy: an ode to Johnny Depp
(I think Brett should perform this one)

oh my johnny boy
golden tickets, black pearls, guns?
you can deliver!

They shoot horses, don't they?

A lot of people
get really really tired.
(films for the tired)

Transformers Revenge of the fallen

The best CGI
Is Megan Fox's Makeup
It never smuges

to PUPLIC ENEMIES:

dramatic shoot-outs
and historic characters
yet Depp played himself

The Proposal:

Ryan and Sandra

Tried to make me El Oh El

But, they failed big time

Transformers sequel

Three quarters of the movie

Where was Optimus?

Up

A Movie Called Up

Which Ironically Takes Place

Almost All On Ground

Watchmen

The Movie is Pretty Good

Despite The Fact that

There is a glowing ****

my haiku is for transformers revenge of the fallen

I saw trans-for-mers
shuck-ing - and - jiv-ing - ro-bots?
shame - on - you - Mich-ael

thank you : )