Ask Brett Erlich Anything!

Thanks for all the great questions, everyone. Keeep an eye out for Brett's answers -- coming soon!

I was watching Law Abiding Citizen last night, it made me wonder, if God or Jesus or whoever came to Earth and blew up a building with hundreds of people inside, do you think they'd arrest him/her? I asked my Mother, she wasn't much help, so I figured I'd ask you. Haha.

1. If Jesus could buy one thing, what do you think it would be? I vote an iPad or an iPhone. Everybody and their dog has one of those. Or maybe some Nike Shox. "Je-su-it!" 2. What is the number one played song on your iPod or comparable portable music-holding device?

will you grow your scruffy beard again? ;)

do you get a lot of people asking you for links to videos u use in VVFS?

do you prefer VVFS or rotten tomatoes?

do you have a favorite stand up comedian?

am i asking too many questions? ;)

Omg! Whats the song that plays in the VVFS intro! I think everyone wants to know that.

*Why did you start wall things?
*Why do you like A League of Their Own So Much?
*Have you ever been drunk or high during one of your VVFS segments?
*Do you have a girlfriend? And if you do, where can I find her? Kidding.....
*What do you do when you're not working? Surf, play ball, watch more virals, watch more movies?
*Have you ever been recognized in the street?
*And lastly if you can please grow the beard back?

I think everyone wants to know this: do wear boxers or briefs?

how did you get to this part in your career? do you ever get hardcore writers block?

Are the rumors that you stopped a bank robbery by telling a joke so funny it caused the bank robber laugh himself to death true?

you should do twilight spoof videos alot on you tube, you are just so funny you crack me up.

Exactly how much footage do you have to pour through in an average week to find your material?

Brett, are you related to Jason Lee?

If the world was ending and you could save one person, who would you save and why?

Have you heard a lot of negative feedback regarding "The Rotten Tomatoes Show's" new format? Has the staff been asked not to comment on it? If you can speak about it, do you prefer the old format or new?

When you see shows like Tosh.0 do you think, "Lame! What a VVFS rip-off!" ? I know I do.

Who is your favorite Star Wars character (if you have one), and why?

Oh, and do you know where I can get a copy of "Garage Girls" which is Russell Brand's #2 on his Top 5 Favorite Films? :-)

What is your favorite apocalyptic theory?

Johnny Weir or Evan Lysacek?
How was your apple?

How old are you?
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Could you be persuaded to do a topless segment?

oh yeah, almost forgot, my question is do you smoke cannabis ?
inquiring minds wanna know !!

can you help get MAKE MARIJUANA MATTER back on the groups list...
the two groups that took our place only have 13 people join them...
we had more than 250 people on it and they took it out of the group page.'

im just askin cuz you got sway with current and they listen 2 you..

thanks man...and you just keep being cool

so like dude. since bears really want to eat people. what would you do if you were face to face with a bear.

Are you a fan of the Two Fat Ladies?

How many different jobs do you have/do at Current?? (I lost count...) What's a typical work day like for you? Best meal you've ever had? Favorite food? Any secret confessions re: guilty pleasures? First job? 5 Favorite bands? 5 Favorite albums? ... that's a lot ...so feel free to take your pick. :-)

Hey brett it Alexis (started your facebook page). Just wondering what made you start viral video film school??

Hey brett it Alexis (started your facebook page). Just wondering what made you start viral video film school??

Would you go gay for Jake Gyllenhaal? Just referring to your "Weekie" example a while back about his abs. BTW, what did your girlfriend have to say about that?

Hey there brett, I'm wondering if you can help me out, I have an Apache web server that I'd like to get mod_deflate working on to lower my overall bandwidth costs, but I'm also running mod_security for realtime request filtering and the two don't seem to play nice together.

Any advice on how to get both of those to play nice? Thanks!

What Youtube star that you've made fun of on VVFS would you most like to meet?
How'd you audition for your job?
What's the best wall thing you ever recieved?

What is your favorite movie?
Do you have a favorite director, if so who is it?
What's your most-rewatched movie?
What is your opinion on Quentin Tarantino movies, which is your favorite?

Alright, admit it. How many Valium/ Prozac/crack did you take to watch through all crappy movies and YouTube videos this year? Last time I watch "Norbit", I got sick for about 2 days.

are you still doing the VVFS tattoo thing?
if so, how far away would you travel for it or fly someone in for it?

whatre some of your fav wall thing submissions (maybe ones you couldnt use on tv...?)

you like memes? wassur fav?

oh yeah, and congrats again on the webby! i was excited to see ur acceptance speech....shoulda guessed thats whatd youd say tho ^__^

Hiya! How much do you like the sound of your own voice?

Hey Brett, how did you start your career with current?

Brett...CAN you smack a bull and get away with it?

Its a stupid question but I would like you answer

Can you ride your bike with no handlebars?

k, so i'm just gonna ask this and get it out of the way
brett, do you have a girlfriend and if not do i have a chance with you :D
uummm, here are some smart questions to make this post not completely useless.
have you seen the movie 'network' and what is your opinion about it?
what is your favorite movie scene of all time and favorite line?
when was the last time you though 'man, my life is awesome!'

IF YOU COULD REPLACE ANY ACTOR IN ANY MOVIE WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHY

If you could co-star with any actress in a romantic comedy who would it be?

Who is your favorite Beatle and why? The music in the beginning of VVfilm school is just a quick snippet but who is it by? Erlich original score?

has anyone put a viral video film school tattoo on them yet?

if not, i'd be more than happy to.

what was college like for you?

were you pursuing anything in television/film or did the oppurtunity to work for Current appear out of nowhere and seem irresistable?

Hey Brett, I love your segments they make me laugh!!!
What is your favorite color?
What do you feel like when you talk into a camera?
Did you have to audition for your job?
How often do you brush your teeth because you have a nice smile :)

Brett, please use your knowledge of film to answer me this burning question, which I had considered seeing a doctor about, but finally decided to ask you since I don't have health insurance...

Who would win in a three-way cage fight TO THE DEATH: The Brothers Quay (duct-taped together so as to qualify them as one entrant), Terry Gilliam (with Brazil-style dream sequence wings), or Tarsem Singh on horseback? Please consider that there would be lots of crazy, tripped out props in the dramatically lit and thematically dressed ring for these heavy-weight art-makers to utilize on each other, and of course it would be filmed in pixelated, Youtube resolution for all the internets to enjoy.

Love your work! Keep it coming! :D

oh and WAS Topanga really at your prom? because that is cool as shit.

Brett what do think is the most erotic film scene in your life time,name the film ?..oh and nothin from your porn collection......K

About how many apples do you eat in an average week? I would also like to know if you can hook me up with Michelle Lombardo?

Wiki says you co-founded the Stanford Shakespeare Society, why? Do you still have any interest in dramatic acting?

Is the prom story real???

Hmmm, oh! Okay I have some:

Where did you get the idea to start doing your WALL THINGS?

Also, what is by far your fav movie? (Like how I shortened 'favorite', yeah.)

and lastly, has there every been a movie that was super high on the tomato-meter, but you thought sucked balls!

Alrighty, those are my questions!
Don't answer. (reverse psychology)

2 Part question: How much weed do u smoke? (u prob. cant answer that) and could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Around what age did things start coming together for you?

why are you so awesome?

How do you feel about Michael Bay and why does he keep destroying my childhood?

Do you like mudkipz? If you could star in any upcoming movie, what would it be?

Remakes -- what's your favorite film or tv show remake?
Remakes -- are we Americans so bereft of ideas that remakes are the only thing we can do?
Rumakes -- bacon-wrapped water chestnuts. How hungry was THAT guy? OTOH, BACON!

Brett, can you hook me up with Erin Gibson? Thanks, buddy.

whats up? how you doing?

Would you actually travel to Washington state if I decdied to get a VVFS tattoo? And, would you help design it?

Where did you get your charm from?

and

Where did the idea for "Viral video film school" come from?

what are your top 5 favorite video games and can you give a shout out to Amylove212 on one of your shows?

When moar beard?

If you could rearrange the stars in the sky to form a constellation, what would your constellation be in the shape of?

why the sudden change in RT?

where do you get your HAIRCUT!?!?!?

why does it have to be so difficult difficult lemon difficult?

ok ok this is the last one. promise. do you have ADD or ADHD? i have ADHD, & its sort of where i get my creativity & humor from. I was just curious.

Ooh, & 1 more thing......
What's your favorite position? ( leave the meaning of that question up to your ovrely-creative imagination)......

How did you initially become a part of Google Current?

And even though my fiancé would not approve... can I have your phone number? I'm usually harmless.

Have you ever been compelled to keep something you found despite how little sense that desire made?

OR..

If forced to chose, would you pick a life of mediocre sex with anyone you wished or fantastic sex with one partner for the rest of your exitstence?

OR..

What was the first throught you had upon wakeing up this morning?

*What's your most-rewatched movie?
*What was the last movie that made you cry?
*What are some of your guilty pleasures/embarrassing movies you like?
and on a more serious note why are you so adorable? :D

So are they gonna give you a full half hour for viral video film school or what??

Have you ever had anyone say your last name as " Ear lick"???
What was the weirdest thing someone ever submitted for your wall of pics in Viral Video Film School???
What do you think of the films of the brother's Quay???

Have you thought about growing your beard out again?

How big is the writing staff for The Rotten Tomatoes Show?
What percentage of material do you and Ellen contribute on an average show?
Do you spend a large percentage of time collaborating on other people's segments for InfoMania and vice versa?
If so, which people are the best ones or the most fun to bounce ideas around?

What are the names of all the polygons after ol no. 8 "octogon" and through to 49 " tetracontakaienneagon:". ( -trick question- can you say um ? Hmmmmmm ? )
note----apparently there is no 69er piled in the polygons,....could you do something about that ?

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Have you ever travelled the globe? If so, what were you're favourite places to visit?

Why ?

If you were on fire,...would you put out ?