Shhh! Brett’s Talking Now: ’50 Shades of Grey Sideburns’

Oh, Mittens! Pulp fiction critic Brett Erlich offers his analysis of a new hit novel, the Mitt Romney–inspired “50 Shades of Grey Sideburns.” Erlich reads the more tantalizing bits, including Romney’s position on trying multiple positions — especially on things like abortion and taxes. Talk clean to me!