I Hate The Seaside

she looks so attractive freezing in the drizzle, I want to have her children!

Where I live, everyone goes to the seashore to sit on the hot sand along with old cigarette butts, bake in the sun in an effort to get skin cancer, and fight grandmothers for a spot near the water. For fun we tempt fate with our money the boardwalk, where 20 dollar bills float out of our pockets at least once an hour, for artery clogging delicacies like fried bread, pizza, and donuts. All in the name of fun.

effing hilarious! Thank you for the laugh, Holly.

"The seaside is nothing more than a dirty old whore, that smells of fish, and tries to trick you out of your loose change." LMFAO

You should try the California coast... much nicer.

Sounds like Coney Island in NYC!

excellent,she makes grumpy old men look tame.
u tell em girl

Absoloutely fantastic! (and very true) I wnet to the seaside recently and it was terrible, the weather was crap, terrible food and everywhere was crowded. I can't see why people like the sea so much.

I just saw it on TV, hit the nail on the head for me, very funny and deserves its #7 placement in the current countdown for funniest pods (Although it should have been closer to 1). I live in where its filmed too, damn its a dump and I cannot see the reason behind all the stupid effort, and its also the town with the highest proportion of OAPs in the country ;).

I live in Worthing and i share the same annoyance of the dull place, brilliant pod ^^

Saw this on TV and cracked up alot :] was good watch

funny and eclectic

Holly should have her own show. Shes much better than many of the trendy young presenters on the box.

I love all the hate.

i went there for vacation.
all of my cousins were telling me of this wonderful place called the seaside that i just had to see. when i got there i was so disappointed to see a beach. (why i couldn't figure out that seaside meant beach i still don't know) either way it was stupid.
this was one of the biggest let downs of my childhood.
i told them that we have the same water-meets-land areas filled with junk food and crappy games, except ours had relatively clean water and sun.

love the series. you need to come to the states and unleash your rants.

Man, you just hate everything!

"I can't even be bothered to chew" ha ha ha ha ha - oh Holly - you give us Holly's a good name - keep up the good work - rant it out!

Holly? are you ever going to repley?

hahaha. I love beaches...and I love the Holly Hates stuff....

most people love the beach, it's good to hear some one who doesn't