Classic mistakes rookies always make
source: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/classic-mistakes-rookies-always-make/a-20090707114116609094
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But instead of yelling, snatching the pad and showing them how it should be done, why not sit back, make encouraging noises and tick off each entry in our list of classic rookie mistakes?
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couldntfindausername
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I can see the reverse situation now as the article writer behaves yet again in a socially dubious manner while out shopping for lunch.
HAHAHA OMFG NOOB!!! Th@t's not how you ask for a sandwich ret@rdfag. Fcuking noobs, should stay home and hone their bread and meat purchasing combo before clogging up our servers with their noobery. .
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couldntfindausername
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JK47
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I would never have made such a mistake. Holding the controller upside down like in the picture should be punishable with 1 slap. 1 slap only but a good slap non the less.
- 2 years ago
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JK47
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Viciouspike
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I refuse to lie on the PS3 guide button.... Playing rock band guitar and I'm left-handed so the guide button is right there by my palm almost so if I place my palm down the damned guide comes up... Damn you right-handed contraptions!!
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Viciouspike
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Ares
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"Doing a Shoryuken when trying to do a Hadouken"
I have no idea what that means, or if it was meant to be a joke. Either way I literally laughed out loud.
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Ares
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Kamilo
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Wow people who actually play the PSP and PS3...I guess there had to be someone somewhere...
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Kamilo
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cheeterio
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this article is funny
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cheeterio
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Agent_Alpha
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I remember when me and some guys were playing Smash Bros. Brawl and this 1 guy was holding the Wiimote as a remote.
Me:"Haven't you played an NES before?"
Him:"No."
Me: "Have you a Super Nintendo before?"
Him:"I was raised on the Super Nintendo."
Me: "Hold it like a Super Nintendo controller."
(He finally got it.) - 2 years ago
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Agent_Alpha
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spanky07 [removed]
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jfill
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spanky07:
says spanky over here..
- 2 years ago
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jfill
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KefKef
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spanky07:
Dude, why comment in a section thats made for games on an article about games if you don't like games and think they are for geeks?
Thats like me going over to the Green section of Current and commenting on a tree article by saying "This article must be 4 all of the tree hugers..."
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KefKef
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jfill
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spanky07:
haha thats funny because i definately flame vegan articles.
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jfill
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Panzer_Tanzler
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spanky07:
GOD DAMN IT JFILL HERE COMES SOME FURY!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!111 BITCHES NEED TO TAKE THIS SHIT SO SRSLY IT IS PRETTY MUCH SOME BULLSHIT AND FAGS LIKE YOU NEED TO STOP THE FLAME WHY GODS IS THE INTERBUTT SO NOT SRS I WANT FOR THE INTERNETS TO GET SRS RIGHT NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And also lulz at spanky for starting. - 2 years ago
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Panzer_Tanzler
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KefKef
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spanky07:
@panzer
I'm just saying that because its been brought up before to the community right when a new wave of users joined and moderators actually...mod (just saying.) Current was really different compare to now about a year ago.
But ya, what you said!
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KefKef
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thepatient
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spanky07:
panzer spends to much time attempting to emulate ED and 4chan. Great job!
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thepatient
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Panzer_Tanzler
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spanky07:
Fuck Trent Reznor.
- 2 years ago
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Panzer_Tanzler
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cheeterio
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spanky07:
why the reznor hate?
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cheeterio
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thepatient
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spanky07:
Trevor Reznik.
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thepatient
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Nephwrack
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my favorite part about ppl who are annoyed with noobs is that each and every one of them was once a noob.
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Nephwrack
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SupaDawg
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Nephwrack:
Everyone started somewhere.
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SupaDawg
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Argon18
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Nephwrack:
The reason they probably get so annoyed is they don't want to admit that they made the same mistakes when they started since they want to pretend they were always so uber 1337!
- 2 years ago
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Argon18
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acidclown0
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Nephwrack:
agree , but people should also learn to play offline before jumping online < its what i did > nothing against newbies just saying it helps
- 2 years ago
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acidclown0
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TabulaRasa
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Nephwrack:
But not as bad of a noob!
On almost anything someone hands me, I can figure out how it works and what it can do..... for some people, it takes longer..... a lot longer
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TabulaRasa
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pjacobs51
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Lol, I like Picard's reaction on the DS, hilarious!
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Panzer_Tanzler
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Rofl, amazing. The only time I got an ex-girlfriend to play GTA all she did is stop at red lights and say "Wait..... I have to kill him?"
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Panzer_Tanzler
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Nettle
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Panzer_Tanzler:
Ha! That's so sad. I don't think I ever stopped at a red light in GTA. Even when I had to carry someone somewhere. Full speed ahead bitches!
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Nettle
