Eat Da Poo Poo: Scenes From Vanguard

I am getting a POOPOO-CHINO at starbucks tomorrow

Immediately after this was shown in Uganda, GoogleAfrica received in excess of 6.3 million searches.Unfortunately, due to the Pastor's frantic diction when describing these practices, most of the hits were for :
1. FEASTING and food preparation for large parties of guests and
2. LEAKING pipes and general plumbing information.
Pastor Ssempa has since been accused of making an ASS of himself, and PUTTING HIS FOOT IN IT. The general concensus is that, where formerly his chances of eradicating homosexuality were good, he has since WRECKED 'EM..
You have to hand it to him!
Reporter:
SneakyElephant,News at Ten, hiding in a closet somewhere in Kampala.

He is very evil!

Pastor Martin Ssempa insinuates that only gay men "eat poo poo" according to the graphic porn video he proudly displays during an International journalist "summit," well, apparently he has not watched "2 girls one cup!!!! (for those who have not seen this video, it is the equivalent to the video pastor Martin displays during this conference but instead, females only).

If pastor Martin invested the same passion and constructed thoughts into something more productive like, I don't know maybe, HUNGER or POVERTY, maybe his country would be in better conditions.

Straight people eat shit, too. Fecalphelia is the name for this. They're kind of like Muslim or Christian extremists, actually... because they represent a very small minority. Obviously not all gay men (or straight men) are obsessed with shit... So these extremest assholes representing the church are really not that different from the shit eaters if you ask me!

I'm going to try this. Should da poo poo be frozen before it is eaten like ice cream?

So in the end, these ignorant fools who are brainwashed by these money making evangelical pastors are just scared of the sexual practices that a gay man might or might not do?
And this guy took the time to do a "little research" LOL I bet he loved it

Eat the Poo Poo!!

Just wait till the pastor sees a man eating 'da poo poo' of a woman.

His head will probably explode.

I never have understood why many cultures (especially the religious/african/caribbean) choose to focus their attentions on the facination and unhealthy obsession with homosexuality and the time invested defaming and demonising that particular easy to pick on minority group.

If they actually invested the same amount of time, passion and constructive thought in more pressing and immediate issues affecting their societies such as poverty, hunger, rape and expliotation of children/women, lack of clean water and sanitation, disease, lack of education etc they might actually achieve something positive and beneficial for themselves rather than surround themselves in hate and negativity which they don't seem to have the intelligence to realise has a knock on effect. Say they 'eradicate' homosexuality, who will be the next people group not able to defend themselves to pick on?

oh wow! really. did that satisfy the rev.?? and who's teaching what? There's a question....."Who is teaching what and to who are they teaching it to. why is that faith getting so grim. talking about investigative reporting!

As serious & informative as this piece was, the one part that STUCK in my mind the most (& I kept laughing at in my head) was that 1 quote: "To Eat the Poo Poo!!

Same ol' Same OLD...God hates is a great theme. We need to outlaw religions ALL...Not one or the other But ALL. Religions can be faulted with most wars and in the name of God kills more people every year, we need to ban it from everyone's lips. End of Story.

That guy. has too much free time on his hands.

Man I've seen some distasteful straight porn when I was young and immature, I've seen Rimming, Fisting and Coprophilia. What happens in the privacy of a homosexuals home can be the same as a straight guy. Not that it even matters.

Do we have to put straight people to death now? Any christian who advocates the state murder of people is not a christian.

that guy just makes an ass out of him self... when you research the most disgusting things just to make people think gays are bad you are sick... plus this idiot went viral with all the remixes

The Ford Fiesta competition presents: homosexual oddities via the Ugandan task force...
Uganda has to work out their own problems. We cannot summon the National Guard for a group of people our own country has mixed emotions over.
This film clip, selected for its "ick" factor is the real issue: what do we think of sexual practices that are outside, or far outside normative?
Of course, all the mentioned practices are done worldwide by men & women, in all combinations. A quick trip around x-tube will solve that question.
Who wants to take on the question of what is proper?

has anyone watched the remix?

this video was pretty disturbing. the fact that people like this actually influence other people.

my question is why did he have all that gay porn on his laptop? was he doing some "late night research" with it? lol

in all seriousness though it really is wrong to tell people what they should believe as much as i disagree with what these people are teaching instead they should be educated more about the subject instead of relying on one mans ranting about coprophilia then hopefully they can make an informed decision

waitwaitwait
so this guy went on the internet and researched what gay men do in their bedroom and no one pointed this out?
humans seem to loooove scapegoats.

i'm just at a loss of words. how was it stand there and not go insane, Maria?

great work, as always!