“It’s nowhere near wintertime yet, but with all the complications, controversies and kerfuffles that have been plaguing the Obama administration all week, it’s been like Christmas for the tea party.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“Some people are qualified to criticize Obama on Mideast policy, as long as it’s not anybody who ever supported the Bush administration on Mideast policy.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“The halibut joke was very funny, but what he should have said is, ‘CNN, way before dinner was served, had reported the halibut had already been caught.’” —Elayne Boosler on Conan O’Brien at the Correspondents’ Association Dinner watch video
“The gift shop [at the Bush museum] sells just one thing: it’s the deficit, and it’s the gift that keeps on giving.” —Elayne Boosler watch video
Current TV’s John Fugelsang and comedian Frank Conniff re-create Speaker of the House John Boehner’s March 3, 2013, “Meet the Press” appearance. watch video
“The Republicans have come to believe that every time Obama opens his mouth, he’s sending a coded message for them to figure out what he’s negotiating about.” — Rick Ungar watch video
