“(State Rep. Daryl Metcalfe) seems to have forgotten that when a mass murderer grabs a gun, it often results in mass murder.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“PepsiCo, Pfizer, JPMorgan Chase, Citigroup, Bank of America and News Corp. are among the corporations that do business here in New York state while stashing their cash in offshore accounts.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“If a student turns in a late assignment to school they get punished — but if a school’s assignment to Albany is late, it’s still the kids getting punished?” —John Fugelsang watch video
“Al Jazeera America is doing something the GOP seemingly can’t do — they’re creating lots and lots of jobs.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“As all Catholic children know, if you touch your wee-wee, it’s a mortal sin. But if a priest touches your wee-wee, it’s a tragic mistake. You go to hell, he goes to a new parish.” — John Fugelsang watch video
“Having to prove to a court that one is mentally disabled is pretty much impossible for someone who really is mentally disabled.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“Up until this week, nobody’s ever given up being pope for Lent, but as my dad told my mom the night she left the convent to get married, ‘There’s a first time for everything.’” —John Fugelsang watch video
“Some of our conservative brothers and sisters might think this is mean, my reciting several actual things Reagan actually, really did.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“The most effective form of birth control for men is to defend Rush Limbaugh.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“Ironically, the best argument against giving mentally unstable people guns is Wayne LaPierre.” —John Fugelsang watch video
