“The halibut joke was very funny, but what he should have said is, ‘CNN, way before dinner was served, had reported the halibut had already been caught.’” —Elayne Boosler on Conan O’Brien at the Correspondents’ Association Dinner watch video
“It’s still easier for a criminal to buy a gun at a gun show than it is for you to buy two boxes of Sudafed.” — John Fugelsang watch video
“(Washington) is a town where things get done best when you have members of two parties who fight like hell during the day and then respect each other enough to kick back and have a couple of drinks and talk [...] watch video
“If Senator Paul’s the civil liberties man, as he claimed to be when he took that brave stand, why do so many liberties not fit in his plan?” — ohn Fugelsang watch video
“They have, I think, one too many blondes whose hair looks breakable.” —Dick Cavett about Fox News watch video
“There’s one thing, Harry, I learned in second grade: if you’re afraid of bullies, the last thing you want to have is more recess.” —John Fugelsang watch video
Rep. Joe Crowley, Rick Ungar, Tico Almeida, Dr. Viviana Hurtado, Basil Smikle, Thomas Doherty and Rick Ungar.
