“‘Dhimmitude’ isn’t a real word, but ‘dhimmi’ is a very old term coined before the rise of the modern nation state that refers to non-Muslims who live on Muslim lands, under protection of Muslims. That’s right: being nice to religious [...] watch video
“The halibut joke was very funny, but what he should have said is, ‘CNN, way before dinner was served, had reported the halibut had already been caught.’” —Elayne Boosler on Conan O’Brien at the Correspondents’ Association Dinner watch video
“You can see oblivion from your house.” —John Fugelsang to Sarah Palin watch video
“I give the Obama-Christie alliance a 10. And not just because they resemble that number when standing side by side.” —John Fugelsang watch video
“They have, I think, one too many blondes whose hair looks breakable.” —Dick Cavett about Fox News watch video