Webmash | July 16, 2009 | 9 comments

Meet The Sun's answer to Satan

source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2537995/Beelzebub-is-a-benefit-cheat.html

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And no! Its not because he has a little pointy, forked tongue or horns on his head, but because... gasp! He's a benefit cheat!

Dad-of-two Gavin Paslow (who has re-named himself Diablo Delenfer) was found to have swindled 3 and a half thousand pounds to pay for all his devilish trimmings.

So behold people of Great Britain; this is what your hard-earned cash has paid for. Better than the Millennium Dome?

Beelzebub has also been slapped with a curfew that bans him from roaming the streets at night; but the article doesn't specify whether this is for any criminal reason, or just because he would scare too many people.

Lucifer isn't finished with his make-over either; he says he wants a proper, organic tail, not one that you can buy at a fancy dress shop. He is currently single.
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