Webmash | July 16, 2009 | 9 comments

Kinder Surprise stuffed with heroin found up drug dealers bum

source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Kinder_surprise_as_chocolate_egg_stuffed_up_drug_de...

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A drug dealer has been jailed for three years because some police people found a kinder surprise stuffed up his bum. And the chocolate egg was full of heroin (so no rubbish plastic toy that takes hours to assemble for the coppers then).

Paul Boyes had 6 £10 wraps in the egg, a court heard. But how were they found? Sniffer dogs? did he poo his pants going through security? No. He was just stopped outside his Middlesbrough flat in january. Does this mean police are now trained to be able to tell if we have eggs stuffed up our bum by the look on our faces? Thats worrying...

Any way he admitted possessing the class A drug and was sentenced.

Surly it would have melted?
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