Sports | September 27, 2007 | 4 comments

Bonds lactated

source: http://www.sfweekly.com/2007-09-26/news/barry-bonds-drinks-elk-semen-lactates-shoots-hgh-in-...

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jcharney
I just had to share two claims from the new issue of SF Weekly about Barry Bonds:1. Desperate to combat the testicular shrinkage that can occur with steroids use, Bonds injected human growth hormone directly into his genitals during the 2002 playoffs — with disastrous results for both him and the Giants.2. In early 2003, owing to the performance-enhancing drugs coursing through his body, Bonds suddenly began lactating, forcing doctors to excise his mammary glands. Wow.
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4 comments // Bonds lactated

  • Justin_Gunn
  • jcharney
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      jcharney  

    • Stanford alumnus and anagrammatical master Ken Lenga has pointed out to me that the author's names can be rearranged to spell "fiction" and "satire".

    • 4 years ago
  • jcharney
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      jcharney  

    • I have no idea of the veracity of anything in the pages of SF Weekly but for some reason when I hear about men lactating, my interest is always piqued...

    • 4 years ago
  • klenga
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      klenga  

    • this is the most damning evidence against Bonds yet! At first I was skeptical, but the appearance of Josh Wolf partway through the article convinced me of its legitimacy....

    • 4 years ago
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