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Can you write the Bar Karma news ticker for episode 106? Posted by NBargiel | MARCH 3, 2011

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If you think 24-hour cable news encourages anxiety and panic, wait ‘til you see what they watch at Bar Karma. Each week the staff and patrons turn on the news to see how everyday choices can have disastrous—and possibly universe-shattering—consequences. Yet, playing underneath these segments, our producers want a crawling ticker that can capture a whole different type of news...about anything you want. Write the news ticker for 106!

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