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By David Edwards
Friday, January 6, 2012
Failed Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s endorsement of current candidate Mitt Romney may being doing more harm than good.
At an event in South Carolina Thursday, the Arizona senator managed to confuse the candidate he was supporting with Democratic President Barack Obama.
“I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around,” McCain told the Charleston crowd before Romney and South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley both stepped in to remind him who he was campaigning for.
“Excuse me. President Romney. President Romney,” McCain said, correcting himself. “President Romney will turn this around.”
Following his narrow win in the Iowa caucuses this week, McCain had endorsed Romney at an event that went badly for the candidate.
After enduring McCain’s corny jokes about the less-than-impressive Iowa win, Romney was forced to listen to hecklers and a woman who implied he was insulting Asians.
“I hope I haven’t put any Asians down,” Romney replied.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/06/mccain-goofs-at-romney-event-obama-will-turn-this-country-around/
Watch this video from CNN, uploaded Jan. 5, 2012.
"Perhaps it's time to put the Old Man out to Pasture???" =)By David Edwards
Friday, January 6, 2012
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Oops, he did it again.
For the second time in as many days, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) has confused President Barack Obama with another person during a campaign event for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
On Thursday, the Arizona senator had declared that “President Obama will turn this country around,” and was quickly corrected by both Romney and South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley.
Less than 24 hours later, McCain was on the stump in Conway when he goofed again.
“He will rebuild the moral of American and he will restore America,” McCain said of Romney. “I guarantee you he will not lead from behind like Ronald Reagan. He will lead from in front.”
Both Romney’s wife, Ann, and Haley turned to look at the candidate, but he simply applauded this time instead of correcting the 2008 GOP nominee.
McCain most likely mangled a line that he had used several days before in New Hampshire.
“I guarantee one thing,” McCain declared. “No one will ever say that Mitt Romney will lead from behind. He will lead from the front like Ronald Reagan did.”
Republicans have long mocked President Barack Obama over the assertion that he was “leading from behind.”
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/06/mccain-romney-wont-lead-from-behind-like-ronald-reagan/
Watch this video from CNN, uploaded Jan. 6, 2012.
"I Loved the Look on his Face, it was one of those, Ooops I thought it was just a Fart, somebody, anybody, pass me some Napkins!!!!" =)Oops, he did it again.
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Mitt Romney's recent Charleston, SC campaign event was supposed to be special.
He had Gov. Nikki Haley, a recent endorser of the Republican presidential candidate, on hand to greet the crowd. He even had the last Republican candidate there at Charles Towne Landing to offer his endorsement.
But that's not exactly what Sen. John McCain said on Thursday afternoon:
http://www.rob-servations.com/1/post/2012/01/at-romney-event-mccain-endorses-obama.htmlMitt Romney's recent Charleston, SC campaign event was supposed to be special.... more
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By David Edwards
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s newest high-profile supporter says it’s time for Republicans to “fix our problems with the Hispanics.”
MSNBC’s Chuck Todd on Wednesday asked Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) if Arizona would be a swing state during the 2012 presidential election.
“I think that if not this election cycle, the demographics are that Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, even Texas will all be in play,” the senator said with a sigh.
“And if Republicans don’t fix their problem?” Todd wondered.
“Yes, we have to fix our problems with the Hispanics,” McCain agreed. “It starts with a way to address the issue of immigration in a humane and caring fashion, at the same time emphasizing the need to secure our borders because of the drug cartels and the people who transport people across our border and treat them terribly.”
The Pew Research Center predicts that Latinos will increase from 14 percent of the U.S. population to 29 percent by 2050.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/05/mccain-republicans-have-to-fix-our-problems-with-the-hispanics/
Watch this video from MSNBC’s The Daily Rundown, uploaded Jan. 5, 2012.
"I say enforce current laws and make it easier for Folks to gain Citizenship.... Isn't this the Fella that was gonna: Complete the Danged Fence???"By David Edwards
Thursday, January 5, 2012
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The results from last night’s PCW Drama in Des Moines show- the kickoff of PCW’s Road Show Across America Tour.
PCW Drama in Des Moines
Wells Fargo Arena
Des Moines, IA
Monday, January 3rd
MATCH #1- Queen of the Trailer Park Lani Harlot (R) vs. Soccer Mom (D) w/New Age Sensitive Guy
BACKSTAGE
Former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (I) and his valet/translator Reika make their surprise return to PCW
MATCH #2-
The Green World Order (GreenPete and Vegan Brock Cole Lee) with Peta from PETA and PeaceNick (D) vs. Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army (Jack and Joe Schmidt) with Ron Paul (R-TX) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb
BACKSTAGE
Harry Reid (D-NV), leader of the PCW Executive Committee, and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lead a Democrat Super-PAC carrying briefcases of cash, into Yamamoto Tanaka’s dressing room.
VIDEO RECAP FROM JESUSLAND VS. PROGRESSIVEVILLE PPV
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) reemerged as a legitimate contender to the Women’s title as she defeated Kathryn Randall Collins (D) in a return match for the Women’s #1 contender spot.
MATCH #3
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
MATCH #4- Iowa Caucus Match
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA)
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX)
Farmer John (R) w/Michele Bachmann (R-MN)
Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA)The results from last night’s PCW Drama in Des Moines show- the kickoff of... more
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By David Edwards
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Why does Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) hate Christmas?
The Arizona senator slammed President Barack Obama on Thursday for buying Christmas gifts for his daughters instead of meeting with the House Republicans who are refusing to pass a payroll tax cut extension.
“The four previous presidents I served under, including President Clinton, would be calling them over to the White House and sitting down with them and looking them in the eye and saying, ‘Look, we need to fix this,’” McCain told CNN’s Ali Velshi.
“The Republicans are losing this fight. We need to get back on track. There is no doubt about that,” the senator admitted. “But I think it requires some presidential leadership as well as a little bit of bipartisanship.”
“In times like the past, in the past, four presidents that I served under, they have exerted a lot more leadership than going shopping.”
A two-month extension of the payroll tax cut was passed with the bipartisan approval of 89 senators — something that is almost unheard of on serious legislation — but House Republicans are demanding that cut be extended for a year. Americans’ taxes will automatically go up if a bill is not signed in the next week.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/22/mccain-gets-mad-at-obama-for-christmas-shopping/
Watch this video from CNN’s American Morning, broadcast Dec. 22, 2011.
"I think the Old Kermudgeon is still Pissed that he Lost!!!!"By David Edwards
Thursday, December 22, 2011
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Everyone is talking about the protester; winner of the man of the year in Time Magazine. But few people acknowledge the home protester. That older person, who sits on their sofa, reads the paper and talks out loud about what bothers them in the US of A. The Last Newspaper Reader is back and this time, he reads and talks. A perfectly wonderful freedom we all can enjoy.Everyone is talking about the protester; winner of the man of the year in Time... more
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So, you'd vote for Ron Paul if it weren't for his wacky foreign policy?
U.S. military veterans and active duty soldiers overwhelmingly support Ron Paul for President in 2012. Find out why.
This video explains why they support Ron Paul so overwhelmingly, including a discussion of "blowback" resulting from U.S. interventionist foreign policy.So, you'd vote for Ron Paul if it weren't for his wacky foreign policy?... more
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By David Edwards
Thursday, December 15, 2011
For Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), the end of one of the most costly wars in U.S. history is not a reason to celebrate.
As the final American troops were pulling out of Iraq Thursday, the failed Republican presidential candidate insisted that “everything that we gained” in the war could be lost.
“It was a noble cause,” McCain told NBC’s Matt Lauer. “I really think we risk losing — great risk — losing everything that we gained, and that is the opinion of every military leader that I’ve talked to.”
“So was this purely in your opinion, an idea of meeting a campaign promise?” Lauer asked.
“The president made a campaign promise that he would bring all the troops out,” McCain explained. “It’s very obvious — I know for a fact because I was involved that there was very little real discussion with the Iraqis about a residual force being left behind, and it is what it is. And so we risk losing everything that we gained.”
“As I say, we risk losing everything that we gained,” the Arizona senator repeated for third time. “I think it’s a great risk. And I think it was unnecessary. We always envisioned some residual force, and this administration, they were never really serious at all.”
While McCain may be right that the U.S. is losing part of its footprint in the Middle East, there are some things that Americans accumulated during the war that they wish they could lose: like over $800 billion in debt and 4,484 dead American troops.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/12/15/mccain-on-iraq-withdrawal-we-risk-losing-everything-that-we-gained/
Watch this video from NBC’s The Today Show, broadcast Dec. 15, 2011.
"What a Douche!!!"By David Edwards
Thursday, December 15, 2011
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PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Gallagher-Iba Arena
Stillwater, OK
Monday December 5th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
MATCH #1
American Airlines Flight Attendent defeated Alec Baldwin @ 7:22
-it all began with a flight attendant scolded Baldwin for playing ‘Word with Friends’ on his iPad while the airplane was at the gate. Baldwin then got up and demanded to know what her name was and it escalated from there.
BCS Chief Bill Hancock walks out and is roundly booed by the Stillwater crowd. Hancock crows that ‘once again, the BCS has delivered.’ He says the best two teams, Alabama and LSU, are in this game and ‘obviously, the media who votes in the AP poll, agrees with it.’
Charlie Blackwell and his Les Miserables walk out and calls the BCS a fraud.
Hancock: “In the BCS, every game counts.”
Blackwell: “Tell that to Boise State. The Mountain West. The Mid-American Conference.”
Then Oklahoma State Coach Mike Gundy comes out and let’s the BCS have it in his own inimitable style…
Suave: “Isn’t Mike Gundy 43 now?”
Hancock is tackled from behind by Boise State football coach Chris Peterson. Then the University of Alabama field goal kicker runs out. He tries to kick Peterson…but he misses. The kicker tries again…he misses a second time. The kicker keeps trying…but he keeps missing the mark.
PCW CEO Barack Obama at Osawatomie, Kansas
Obama: “Good to be back in Texas.”
Suave: “Huh? You know if Rick Perry or Sarah Palin or any other conservative candidate would said that, it’d be all over the news. Kansas. Texas. Pre-law. Pre-med.”
MATCH #2 PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) retains the title over Union Maid (D) @ 9:02
Post match, PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian come out to confront Valora. From behind, six foot two, two hundred pound Cassidy McConnell (D) jumps Valora and choke slams her. Kim gets in a few cheap shots and then the trio split when The Mercenaries: former Army Ranger Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) make the save.
MAIN EVENT:
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) w/Texas Tex def. Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe (I) @ 11:47
Big Oil and Walstreit get the win when BCS chief Bill Hancock comes out again and distracts Blackwell.
Post match, rich, fat cat representatives of the Rose, Orange, Sugar, and Fiesta Bowl attack Blackwell and Average Joe, for good measure.
Big Oil gets on the mic and demands a title shot against Tag Team champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
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The fake war on terror continues, and now that Senator of Tel Aviv Joe Liberman is not seeking re-election, John McCain has a new puppeteer, Sen. Carl Levin who is just as hell bent on taking away all of American's civil liberties.
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The Occupy Lansing movement shows no signs of winding-down. Monday they marched to the Lansing office of U.S. Senator Carl Levin to protest the National Defense Authorization Act bill.
The Senate will be voting to allow Congress to give the president the power to order the military to pick up and imprison civilians anywhere in the world without charge or trial.
"This bill has a provision in it that would allow the U.S. government to detain on U.S. soil U.S. citizens for an indefinite amount of time without trial or cause. This is really frightening to us, it directly contradicts our constitutional rights and Occupy Lansing is stepping out to say this is not ok," said Edge Brussel, Occupy Lansing.
The protestors delivered a petition signed by occupiers in opposition to the billThe fake war on terror continues, and now that Senator of Tel Aviv Joe Liberman is not... more
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...the conservative hate monger was discussing her support for Mitt Romney and political consistency when it appeared that the network cut off her microphone as she supposedly called John McCain a "douchebag." She then continued with her Romney support by insulting the memory of the late Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts.
http://veracitystew.com/2011/11/29/ann-coulter-calls-late-sen-ted-kennedy-pestilence-video/...the conservative hate monger was discussing her support for Mitt Romney and... more
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While nearly all Americans head to family and friends to celebrate Thanksgiving, the Senate is gearing up for a vote on Monday or Tuesday that goes to the very heart of who we are as Americans. The Senate will be voting on a bill that will direct American military resources not at an enemy shooting at our military in a war zone, but at American citizens and other civilians far from any battlefield — even people in the United States itself.
Senators need to hear from you, on whether you think your front yard is part of a “battlefield” and if any president can send the military anywhere in the world to imprison civilians without charge or trial.
The Senate is going to vote on whether Congress will give this president—and every future president — the power to order the military to pick up and imprison without charge or trial civilians anywhere in the world. Even Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) raised his concerns about the NDAA detention provisions during last night’s Republican debate. The power is so broad that even U.S. citizens could be swept up by the military and the military could be used far from any battlefield, even within the United States itself.
The worldwide indefinite detention without charge or trial provision is in S. 1867, the National Defense Authorization Act bill, which will be on the Senate floor on Monday. The bill was drafted in secret by Sens. Carl Levin (D-Mich.) and John McCain (R-Ariz.) and passed in a closed-door committee meeting, without even a single hearing.
I know it sounds incredible. New powers to use the military worldwide, even within the United States? Hasn’t anyone told the Senate that Osama bin Laden is dead, that the president is pulling all of the combat troops out of Iraq and trying to figure out how to get combat troops out of Afghanistan too? And American citizens and people picked up on American or Canadian or British streets being sent to military prisons indefinitely without even being charged with a crime. Really? Does anyone think this is a good idea? And why now?
The answer on why now is nothing more than election season politics. The White House, the Secretary of Defense, and the Attorney General have all said that the indefinite detention provisions in the National Defense Authorization Act are harmful and counterproductive. The White House has even threatened a veto. But Senate politics has propelled this bad legislation to the Senate floor.
But there is a way to stop this dangerous legislation. Sen. Mark Udall (D-Colo.) is offering the Udall Amendment that will delete the harmful provisions and replace them with a requirement for an orderly Congressional review of detention power. The Udall Amendment will make sure that the bill matches up with American values.
In support of this harmful bill, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) explained that the bill will “basically say in law for the first time that the homeland is part of the battlefield” and people can be imprisoned without charge or trial “American citizen or not.” Another supporter, Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.) also declared that the bill is needed because “America is part of the battlefield.”
The solution is the Udall Amendment; a way for the Senate to say no to indefinite detention without charge or trial anywhere in the world where any president decides to use the military. Instead of simply going along with a bill that was drafted in secret and is being jammed through the Senate, the Udall Amendment deletes the provisions and sets up an orderly review of detention power. It tries to take the politics out and put American values back in.
In response to proponents of the indefinite detention legislation who contend that the bill “applies to American citizens and designates the world as the battlefield,” and that the “heart of the issue is whether or not the United States is part of the battlefield,” Sen. Udall disagrees, and says that we can win this fight without worldwide war and worldwide indefinite detention.
The senators pushing the indefinite detention proposal have made their goals very clear that they want an okay for a worldwide military battlefield, that even extends to your hometown. That is an extreme position that will forever change our country.
Now is the time to stop this bad idea. Please urge your senators to vote YES on the Udall Amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act.
http://www.aclu.org/blog/national-security/senators-demand-military-lock-american-citizens-battlefield-they-define-beingWhile nearly all Americans head to family and friends to celebrate Thanksgiving, the... more
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
Convocation Center
DeKalb, Illinois
Thursday November 3rd, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
REPLAY FROM PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2008
MAIN EVENT: PCW TITLE MATCH- conclusion
O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)
vs. STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots)
PCW Extreme Election Night 2012 is roughly one year away. Will Daniel-San (I) still hold the title? Who will the Republicans send up against PCW CEO Barack Obama? The next year will determine all.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Suave recaps hour one:
- Democrat Axel Rodd makes a successful debut in PCW but then gets attacked by the Huntsman girls.
- O’Beck Bahama (D) defeats long time rival The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (R) and then DDT’s another long time rival PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
Suave says PCW Extreme Election 2012 may be a year away but PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is next month.
BACKSTAGE
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) throws a royal fit in the back over getting DDT’d earlier by O’Beck Bahama. Nancy Pelosi (D) tries to calm Chism down but the Men’s Champ tells her that Bahama should let bygones be bygones and do what’s right for the Democrats- and support Chism.
Back in the ring, PCW CEO Barack Obama again goes around the PCW Competition Committee and makes a Women’s title match between PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D). KRC is in the ring ready to roll. Unlike last week when Obama tried to set a match between Women for Women against Salinas, the Women’s champion is in the building tonight and in a ‘foul’ mood when she comes to the ring.
MATCH #3- PCW Women’s Title Match
Valora Salinas (c) (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
…big elbow drop gets another two count for KRC and now the challenger is in full control of the match. KRC stomps away at Valora in the corner. Valora finally gets fed up now and goes to work on KRC. She lariats her in the corner and delivers a powerslam. Valora goes for the Aztec Moonsault to finish KRC off…she hits it. Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) run out to interfere. Triple team on Valora and it looks bad but…
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovaleski (I) come to the rescue. McGill and Kovaleski brawl with Pink and List. Valora hits the Border Toss on KRC and then rolls her up and pins her.
WINNER AND STILL PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas @ 11:02
Post match, actress Lindsay Lohan comes to the ring to take an ill-advised run at Valora. Suave recaps the run-in Li-Lo had with the Women’s Champion after doing her community service last week.
Valora slaps a choke hold on Lohan and turns it into a rear naked choke. It takes several security personnel to pull Valora off of her.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Suave goes through the updated PCW Rankings…
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I)
PCW MEN’S CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey Korver (D)
SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#2- O’Beck Bahama (D)
#3- Charlie Blackwell (I)
#4- ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R)
#5- The Rev. Randy Richardson (R)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#2- Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#3- Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)
WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Callie Urban (D)
#2- Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
#3- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#4- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#5- Jackie Daniels (I)
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
#2- The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
#3- The Triple Threat: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Women For Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
#5- The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (I)
MATCH #4
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. Charlie Blackwell (I) w/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido
Scott still hanging on to the #1 contender spot. Blackwell looking for the opportunity.
But before the match starts, PCW CEO Obama walks out again and unilaterally changes the match. He tells Scott he’ll face ’The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and not Charlie Blackwell with the #1 contender’s spot on the line.
Blackwell is furious but is escorted to the back as Big Labor and his big union entourage come to the ring.
…To the corner, Big Labor sets Scott up top. Scott fights backs but Big Labor suplexes him to the mat. Big Labor goes back up top, he drops the elbow and goes for the pin 1…2..NO! Andy Golatta of the California Teacher’s Union (D) climbs into the ring and sets for the ‘Foul Pole.’ He hits it and Scott falls to the mat. Big Labor covers but…Kenzie Blackwell is out and has the referee’s attention.
Union Maid (D) goes over and confronts Kenzie. Big Labor sets for the Scabbuster…Scott reverses into a perfectplex. Scott covers but Big Labor counters and the ref has to dive out of the way. Malibu Dusty, The Longshoremen, and James the Jeep Worker (D) charge the ring. Scott to the floor on the exchange and out comes Blackwell and his Les Miserables. Blackwell hands Scott the beer bottle with nasty intentions. Big Labor, followed by the Big Union forces gets cracked in his noggin with the beer bottle.
Blackwell, Escondido, and the Les Miserables brawl with Big Union. Scott makes the cover on the floor…1…2…3.
WINNER: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) @ 10:31PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
Convocation Center
DeKalb, Illinois
Thursday November 3rd, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
PCW’s tour of the American Heartland continues.
Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub with Bill Clinton!
Clinton lounges in the hot tub with a couple of babes to discuss the ongoing Herman Cain (R-GA) situation concerning allegations of sexual harassment. Clinton starts off with explaining that he’d love to talk about the Cain controversy but-
Suave: *koff, koff* Paula Jones *koff, koff*
Clinton glares at Suave and continues. He wants to talk about the sexual harassment allegations but-
Suave: *koff, koff* Gennifer Flowers *koff, koff*
Clinton begins to wag his finger.
Suave: *koff, koff* Kathryn Willey *koff, koff*
Clinton: “All right, already!”
Clinton bites his bottom lip and looks right at the camera. He says he’d love to discuss it- but he can’t. So he’s just going to relax in the hot tub.
MATCH #1
Axel Rodd (D) vs. Jamie Walker (R)
The Democrat‘s new wrestler faces off against Jon Huntsman‘s (R-UT) favorite wrestler.
…Rodd works the leg of Walker. Walker tries to fight out but Rodd flips him over into a Boston Crab-type move. He lets him go and then scoops Walker up. Fireman’s carry…SPIN! SPIN! Rodd drops Walker and makes the cover. 1…2…3.
WINNER: Axel Rodd (D) @ 5:48
Post match, Rodd gets on the mic and wants to know is that all the Republican’s got? Rodd begins to lite into the R’s when he’s attacked by the Huntsman girls- Mary Anne, Abby, and Liddy.
Jon Huntsman’s daughters get a measure of revenge on Rodd by depantsing him and causing him great embarrassment.
Suave: “That’s pretty sad when Jon Huntsman’s daughters are more effective than he is.”
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Suave recaps what went down on PCW Extreme Political TV Monday night between Republican the Rev. Randy Richardson (formerly Triple R [D]) and the God Squad and PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
From Monday night’s show:
Courtney and Chloe whip open their tops and gives Richardson a Wardrobe Malfunction. Sneaking into the ring, former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D) makes his return and puts Richardson in the Bahama Backbreaker. Chism gets the pin at 11:51 to retain the men’s title
Rev. Richardson and the God Squad condemn the actions of the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe in hitting him with the ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’ and ripping off their tops. But Richardson saves his harshest words for former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama (D). Richardson calls him weak.
Rev. Richardson: “You were a weak champion and you’re still weak.”
He points to the back and out walks Rev. Oral Hinnrich, Pastor Buddy Flambe, and Sister Mary Marlboro dragging the SRB’s Kim to the ring. Kim, making lots of news with the announcement of her impending divorce after just 72 days of being married, is thrown to the mat in front of Richardson. Richardson holds up a Bible and shouts ‘Behold the good book!’ and whaps Kim in the head with it. He then puts Kim into his own version of the ‘Bahama Backbreaker’ and calls for Bahama to come out and give him a match.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Bahama is out and brawling with Richardson. PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and the other two Skanky Rich Bimbos: Courtney and Chloe attend to Kim.
A referee slides into the ring.
MATCH #2
The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (R) w/The God Squad: Rev. Oral Hinnrich and Pastor Buddy Flambe with Sister Mary Marlboro vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
…Richardson tombstones Bahama for two. Rev. Hinnrich applies a full nelson on Kim and Sister Mary Marlboro slaps her until Courtney comes in with a cookie sheet and takes her out. Pastor Flambe retaliates by headbutting Courtney. Belly-to-belly suplex by Rev. Hinnrich on Courtney brings out the EMTs. The match stops so they can scrape Courtney off the mat…
…everyone brawls in the crowd. Rev. Hinnrich comes off the top rope and clears the barricade and three rows of chairs to take down Stone Chism. Back inside the ring, Rev. Richardson goes insane and mauls Bahama with a chair. He targets the knee. Kim jumps on Richardson’s back and stops him from getting the submission by choking him. Suddenly, Chism gets back into the ring and drills Richardson with a camera. Bahama DDTs Richardson and then slaps on the Bahama Backbreaker. Richardson taps out.
WINNER: O’Beck Bahama (D) @ 12:27
Post match, Chism turns to Bahama and extends his hand. Suave explains that Chism and Bahama have not seen eye to eye dating back to 2008 when Bahama was the PCW Champion and Chism wanted the title. It was Chism who knocked Bahama out of competition for over a year by concussing him on the ring bell in 2009. Suave wonders if ‘bygones will be bygones.’
Bahama takes Chism’s hand and kicks him in the groin. Then he DDT’s him and leaves the ring.
Suave: “I guess not.”
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Suave notes that one year from now will be PCW’s signature show, the bi-annual PCW Extreme Election Night 2012. As a special feature, here’s the PCW Title Match between Champion Republican Starz N. Stripes (now ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott) and challenger O’Beck Bahama (D) from Extreme Election Night 2008.
REPLAY FROM PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2008
MAIN EVENT: PCW TITLE MATCH
O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)
vs. STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots)PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
Convocation Center
DeKalb, Illinois
Thursday... more
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Yes, that McCain — but only if kept far from attractive, belligerently-ignorant starlet V.P.’s. Sorry, Michele, blame the Palin. Romney works, lacking the attack-dog growl, or maybe a reconditioned, feisty Perry if he passes candidate-in-training drills. Playacting politico Herman Cain could fit — a sop to minorities, but this time without giving the black guy real power. Consider the rhythmic, incantatory magic of a “McCain-Cain” ticket — or their motto: “War Hero and Cain, too, Fearless on Muslims, terrorists, whistleblowers and illegals.” Look, re-nominating McCain is no less crazed than veteran pundit Earl Hutchinson’s jaw-dropping, serious daydream, “The Unthinkable: a Cain Versus Obama Match-Up.”Yes, that McCain — but only if kept far from attractive, belligerently-ignorant... more
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PCW Extreme Political TV
Monday October 17th, 2011
Agora Theater
Cleveland, OH
Host: Johnny Suave
MATCH #3
Callie Urban (D) vs. ‘The American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R)
Smith pulls Urban’s shirt over her head as a distraction. But it doesn’t work thanks to a stomp to the foot and then a spinning heel kick that didn’t quite connect all the way but enough to break the hold. Urban up in the corner, ‘Queen of Her Doublewide Trailer’ Lani Harlot (R) rolls in and drops Urban with a stiff chairshot to the back. Lani is about to put Urban in some serious pain with her White Trash Compactor submission hold​, but Code Pink and Emily List (D) also race down. Suave reminds everyone what happened the last time Code Pink and Emily List tried to help Callie…
Replay: Callie Urban vs. Valora Salinas at PCW Lock and Load.
GLITTER BOMB BY CODE PINK! But who got it? Valora is sitting on the floor. Urban staggers back and she can’t see. Valora swoops in behind her…TEQUILA SUNRISE! Arm trap single leg Boston crab! Urban’s trapped…SHE TAPS!
Suave: “Don’t think for a second that Callie Urban hasn’t forgotten that.”
Callie realizes that both Code Pink and Emily List are in the ring. She doesn’t go after Smith. Instead she chases Emily List out of the ring. Then she turns to Code Pink who tries to explain what happened. This distraction allows Smith to hit a Spear and she pins Urban for the 1…2..3!!!
WINNER: ‘The American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith @ 8:54
Post match, Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) come out and rough up Code Pink and Emily List. The M.O.D. toss them out of the ring and turns their sights on Urban. Harlot puts Urban in the White Trash Compactor. The M.O.D. take turns slapping Urban across the face. Then…
*’Meaning of Life’ by Disturbed plays*
The PCW Women’s champion Valora Salinas (I) hits the ring with an Asai Moonsault that breaks the hold on Urban and sends the three Republicans scattering. Valora hits the Implant DDT to Angel Casey and then Angel Scott gets a gutwrench powerbomb! Valora tosses Casey hard into the ringpost and then Scott. Lani Harlot tries to Pearl Harbor Valora with a chairshot but out of nowhere, the women’s champion superkicks the chair into Harlot’s face.
The PCW Clean Up Crew, led by Nurse Nellie, hits the ring to sort out the damage caused by Valora.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Scott Brown Interview
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews Scott Brown (D-MA). Bernstein asks about the campaign, Brown says it’s going good so far. In fact, he wants to share his new campaign slogan with everyone- Bernstein agrees.
Scott Brown: “Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You- Ask What You Can Do For Your Country.”
Bernstein does a doubletake. Brown thinks he’s got something there. Bernstein tells him that line was from a John F. Kennedy speech.
Brown: “Huh?”
Bernstein repeats the line was from JFK’s inaugural speech in 1960. Brown blames his staff for the mix up and exits quick.
OWS’ s Final Destination
The OWS has reached their third and final destination. New York City. Again, Nate has run off from the others and charged past a guard inside a ritzy high rise apartment complex. Once upstairs, Nate pounds on the door until it opens…
Nate: “Alec? Alec Baldwin? You’re rich, too?”
An embarrassed Shane and Adam wheel Nate out of harms way before Baldwin’s prestigious temper erupts and he starts leaving nasty phone messages.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MAIN EVENT
The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and the God Squad
vs.
‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA)
Suave marvels at the rebirth of one Newt Gingrich over the past few weeks and compares it to Cain’s meteoric rise.
…Jackson with a bottle of Gatorade and smacks Quad R with it. Jackson throws Quad R into the timekeeper’s table. Chairshot…no…Richardson escapes and he throws Jackson into the table. He’s got a chair- chairshot. Jackson staggers away but Quad R catches up to him and hit an atomic drop on the guardrail. xx
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Jackson takes a drink of someone’s beer and spits Quad R in the eyes with it. They go back into the ring and Jackson fires off a number of head butts. Both trade chops back in the ring. Quad R hits a drop toe hold to send Jackson face first onto a chair. Richardson calls for more chairs. But ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin steps in. Spinning toe hold to Rev. Flambe. PIZZA CUTTER! to Rev. Hinnrich. Now Sister Mary Marlboro in the ring to confront Martin…Martin grabs the oversized pizza box and plasters her with it.
Suave: “OVERSIZED PIZZA BOX OF DOOM! OVERSIZED PIZZA BOX OF DOOM!
Jackson small packages Richardson out of nowhere. 1…2…3.
WINNER: Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R) @ 16:30
Post match, Quad R knocks out the referee.PCW Extreme Political TV
Monday October 17th, 2011
Agora Theater
Cleveland, OH... more
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Stroh Center
Bowling Green, OH
Taped Thursday October 13th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Hour two of PCW Politics is War gets under way with Suave at the broadcast desk.
Suave: “After a wild first hour of PCW Politics is War where Nevada, South Carolina, and Florida attempted to barge ahead of Iowa and New Hampshire and hold their PCW events earlier, Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL)advocated that CEO Obama declare martial law in PCW because the Republicans won’t pass Obama’s bills, and Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R) won his biggest match to date, pushing himself and Herman Cain (R-GA) into the forefront of the Republican race for PCW CEO.” Suave starts to talk some more but is interrupted by the video screen…
Occupy Wall Street members Nate, Shane, and Adam going to protest at the homes of the rich and powerful. Except in this case, Shane and Adam are trying to direct Nate away from a sprawling mansion in Nashville, Tennessee. Shane is protesting the disparity of income between the haves and have nots when…
*Fleetwood Mac‘s ‘Don’t Stop’ begins to play*
Opening the door is no other than the ‘Hardcore Environmental Icon himself- Al Gore (D-TN). Gore demands to know what the O.W.S. is doing at his palatial mansion that uses the equivalent of electricity to power 22 regular sized houses. Shane and Adam apologize profusely and try to pull Nate away.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #2
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Extreme Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R) w/Texas Tex
vs.
‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)
Once again, the California Teacher’s Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) interfere in the match and it’s a four on two beatdown.
…Big Labor lifts Walstreit up…SCABBUSTER! He rolls Walstreit out of the ring and goes after Big Oil. But Texas Tex whaps Big Labor in the knee and tags him in the kisser with his golden money belt. A double shoulderblock from Golatta and Malibu Dusty lifts Texas Tex off the ground and onto the mat. Golatta pulls Texas Tex up and winds up…FOUL POLE! FOUL POLE! Tex turns ghost white and crumples to the mat holding his groin.
James the Jeep Worker sends Big Oil into the corner and lays in some hard rights, taking the count to four and then pushing the referee away. Big Labor hits a the boot to Big Oil’s face as the ref is distracted by James. Big Oil fights off both and then kicks Big Labor in the gut. He sends Malibu Dusty to the corner and she stumbles back to a Superkick to the face! Big Oil with a bulldog and as an added treat clotheslines James at the same time!!! Big Oil goes for the Oklahoma Driller…Big Labor is rising and Punk sets James up. WHOA! JOE BIDEN (D)? In the ring? Biden kicks Big Oil in the gut and the double team doesn’t stop.
Biden, Golatta, Malibu, Big Labor, and James attack Big Oil like mad men. Then the crowd roars…
Suave: “JOSEPH WURZELBACHER? JOE THE FREAKIN’ PLUMBER. FOR REAL?
Here comes JTP. He attacks Big Labor with a plumber’s wrench to the knee. Malibu Dusty over to break it up…
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE JOE THE PLUMBER CRACK THAT WRENCH OVER MALIBU DUSTY’S HEAD?”
Malibu Dusty falls to the mat and blood seeps out from a cut on top of her head. Big Labor decides to get out while the getting’s good and runs into Kirk Walstreit. Walstreit blasts Big Labor over the head with his autographed, framed picture of ESPN star Kirk Herbstreit. Joe the Plumber sends James the Jeep Worker out to the outside. He holds up the plumber’s wrench and hops on him from the apron.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
JTP catches the fleeing JJW and sends him into the steps then into the barricade!
RESULT: No contest at 10:54
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The OWS is in Flint, Michigan and Nate tries to break into some rich guy’s mansion there. He attempts to scale the fence surrounding the property sets off the alarms. The OWS don’t abandon their third member and soon a portly gentlemen…wearing a baseball cap.
Michael Moore: “Ah, what are you guys up to?”
Shane: “Oh…man.”
Shane and Adam again apologize for Nate’s intrusion into the Moore Estate and try to leave…
Callie Urban (D) Promo
From what Callie understands, new PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) has an open challenge to anyone in the locker room who has their gear on. She looks around and observes that no one wants to step into the ring with her. With good reason, she adds.
Replay: Callie Urban vs. Valora Salinas at PCW Lock and Load.
…German suplex by Urban gets two. Series of kicks by Urban. Valora reverses a whip and charges into a tornado DDT. Urban covers…Valora kicks out at the two-count. Whip by Urban into the corner…here’s Code Pink and Emily List. Urban sees them and doesn’t look too happy. She whips Valora across the ring a second time. Then walks over to the edge and tells them to get lost. Valora roars out the corner towards Urban. Irish Whip by Valora…no, reversal by Urban and she whips Valora hard face first into the corner. Code Pink and Emily List climb up onto the apron. Urban comes in for a splash. GLITTER BOMB BY CODE PINK! But who got it? Valora is sitting on the floor. Urban staggers back and she can’t see. Valora swoops in behind her…TEQUILA SUNRISE! Arm trap single leg Boston crab! Urban’s trapped…SHE TAPS!
WINNER AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I) @ 14:45
So, what should she do? Should she walk away? Should she quit? The crowd says no. She considers the option before saying she’s never been a quitter. Callie says she will not be intimidated and she will not quit. Come hell or high water, she is going to work to give the fans what they want- a third match. The crowd roars and then John Boehner (R) comes out. Boehner reminds Callie that he is the leader of the PCW Competition Committee- not her. He says she is not the only one who’s deserving of a Women’s PCW title shot and ‘The American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith walks out.
Boehner makes a match for right now and Callie confidently waves Smith into the ring.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Stroh Center
Bowling Green, OH
Taped Thursday October... more
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
Ventura County Fairgrounds
Santa Barbara, CA
Thursday September 8th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein has Obama spokesperson Jay Carney with him.
MATCH #1
The Terrapin (I) vs. James the Jeep Worker (D) w/Union Maid
-James the Jeep Worker comes out with new valet, Union Maid.
-The Terrapin comes out in what appears to be the Maryland state flag wrapped around someone.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein has the “Alaskan Pitbull” Sarah Palin in the back. Bernstein asks her about James Hoffa, Jr.’s remarks.
MATCH #2
Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (R) vs. Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
-This is McGill and Kovalevski’s coming out party
-Women for Women have also worked together before.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
PCW BARACK OBAMA’S SPEECH
Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears. Behind Obama walks Joe Biden.
Former Skanky Rich Bimbo Paris Hilton appears behind a turntable as PCW has a musical interlude.
MATCH #3
Jackie Daniels (I) w/Jill Berg vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen of the Triple Threat (R)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #4–Republican Rumble
’Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson- representing Herman Cain
’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- representing Mitt Romney
Jack Schmidt- representing Ron Paul
Texas Jack- representing Rick Perry
Dann Armey- representing Rick Santorum
Average Joe- representing Michele Bachmann
Brad Company- representing Newt Gingrich
Jamie Walker- representing Jon Huntsman
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #5- Big Labor vs. Tea Party- six man tag match
‘The Self Styled Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and the California Teacher’s Union: Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) w/pet Governor Jerry Brown (D-CA) and James Hoffa Jr. vs. Charlie Blackwell (I), Dave the Mechanic (Tea Party), and ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay (Tea Party) w/Sheila the Secretary…PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
Ventura County Fairgrounds
Santa Barbara, CA... more
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