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In 1967 Captain Kirk Shows Us How to Beat the NWO - YouTube

Even Back in 1967, Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise Fought Off the New World... more

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Transparent Aluminum Finally a Reality - As Predicted on Star Trek 4 Voyage Home

Amazing how science fictions slowly becomes science fact.

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On Big Bang Theory's 100th episode, a 2008 interview with Bill Prady! (Audio Interview)

Audio interview from 2008 with Bill Prady, co-creator of CBS hit sitcom The Big Bang... more

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Capt. Kirk singing? And dancing? Oh, my! Trek The Musical! (Video Interview)

Video interview with Lauren Field and Gaetano Rodriguez, co-creators of Trek The... more

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Yoda - Feel the Force (Yoda Remixed)

Sci - Fi Music video of the Month !

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Twitter in Focus: Leonard Nimoy

Mr. Spock rocks the Twitter.

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Dealers: Conan Shake

Gary and Wayne make a killing buying old Star Trek toys.

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Was there ever anyone who naturally spoke like Spock?

A non-fictional man who would only speak using formal logic, a founding genius of... more

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Dealers: Happy to Rob You Blind

Gary and Wayne scam the hospital out of all its old toys.

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Star Trek set for TV return?

Could the cult sci-fi series 'Star Trek' make a return to TV screens? David... more

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Dealers: The Trek Treasure

While at the hospital, Wayne stumbles upon an amazing toy buy.

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Jordan's $1.5 Billion Star Trek Theme Park to be Powered by Alternative Energy

There are a lot of famous Star Trek fans out there — Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis... more

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Release Date for 'Star Trek' Sequel Might Be Pushed Back

Director/producer J.J. Abrams has suggested that the release date for the sci-fi film... more

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VOODOO MAGIC RELIGIONS => WORLD PLAN TO BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES => DOES IT COMPUTE?

Many posted articles have been very down on Religion. Expressing anger is not the... more

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"24th century SEALS team killed Bin Laden" ...what!?

Either the Germans were excited about the Eurovision Song Contest or must've have... more

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Remembering William Campbell

Star Trek TOS Remembers William Campbell who played the roles of Trelane and Koloth,... more

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Wednesdays Are "Messiahs Eat Free"

Science: most of the time it's telling you how cute the thing threatening to eat the galaxy is, how it could travel through time if it could just discover the thing that would be able to travel through time, or telling our penises things they already get. But now, science has decided it's its job to tell us when Jesus ate dinner.

I didn't realize there was a controversy over when the last supper happened. But then, I know that there are entire message boards devoted to Star Trek ship registry databases and the in service lifespan of an Excelsior class starship. Some people take their favorite fiction genres very seriously. I just assumed that Easter fell on a Sunday, because we all had the day off and would have plenty of time to find any eggs that the kids didn't discover so that the yard wouldn't start smelling like a semi-pro fart competition by Wednesday afternoon. But naturally, as with just about anything pertaining to this two thousand year old Tolkien novel, even Jesus' last sit down nosh is surrounded in controversy. And I'm not talking about the Da Vinci kind, this one doesn't center around the painting (the original which, if I understand correctly, was painted on the back of the Declaration of Independence) but about, brace yourself, contradictions in the bible itself! I know!

So Paul, George and Ringo apparently said in their respective chapters that the meal took place during Passover, while Davey Jones said it was before. And since it's so damned important to know exactly when Jesus had his last bagel and lox, some damned Professor at Cambridge decided to figure it out with damned science. He will of course be damned as a heretic only to be forgiven a few centuries from now, because that's how the church rolls.

I think the least important detail of the entire story of the Last Supper, is PROBABLY the day on which it took place. But apparently this contradiction of when they tucked into a nice brisket makes it hard to take the Gospels as... gospel. But in a book full of giants, talking snakes, eight hundred year old men and a guy on horseback, flying down from the sky wearing a stack of crowns, I think I can let a simple confusion on exactly what day Matt last passed the basket of knish to JC, go.

I, personally, wish Easter wasn't a holiday. Not because I hate brightly colored egg searches or hollow garden critter shaped chocolate flavored treats. I wish Easter wasn't a holiday, so that I could see the kind of insanity that would ensue if someone proposed to make it a national holiday, today. It would be magnificent! Imagine, in this day and age, trying to get a nationally observed holiday celebrating the execution of a major religious figure from a big book of Godly sword and sorcery. I guess it would be a lot like trying to get anything NOT Jesus related to be observed by anyone. Remember when Muslims wanted to build a place of worship on the same hemisphere as "Ground Zero"? Imagine them trying to get a dirty A-rab holiday recognized in God's America!

Oh, how I wish I could see something like that. The parade of stupidity that would certainly bring out. The disputes and arguments, all of which would directly contradict which ever arguer's book almost entirely. The world is so horrible, so many people are idiots enough on their own, why do we feel the need to spark up a holy book club bitch fit just to come up with some other reason to be dicks? But as much as Team Jesus whines and cries about people calling Christmas vacation "Winter Break" or Easter egg rolls "Spring Oblong Circle Tumbles", imagine if anyone would dare to tell them that they couldn't have a new holiday celebrating the ass kicking of a lifetime that their son of God took, as Mel Gibson so lovingly chronicled on film.

And you know, on a mostly unrelated note, it seems odd how much Mel hates the Jews when he made so much money with his movie about the most famous one... Oh well. Where was I? Oh right, Jesus got the shit kicked out of him... You know, for me...

Have a pastel egg. It's what Jesus would have eaten.

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Twitter in Focus: George Takei

This week we take a look at George Takei's tweets!

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Star Trek Theme Played On A Saw

The Saw Lady, musician/street performer Natalia Paruz, plays the original Star Trek... more

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