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JUSTICE ?COMPASSION? (SAN JOOOOOOOOOO)

JUSTICE ?COMPASSION? (SAN JOOOOOOOOOO) another crazy craigslist person

Thee_Mystified
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What a law degree is worth on Craigslist.

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rtzee
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Legal Crackdowns Take the Fun Out of the Internet

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My Farewell to craigslist

Dear craigslist,
I am unspeakably saddened to have to cast you aside. Truly, this day never seemed possible, my beloved craigy! The countless times I have clicked on your name in my Bookmarks Bar…for a while there, it was like an involuntary twitch!
I have roamed your corridors from Missouri to Hong Kong. My postings have stretched across your broad database in search of a better life and I have connected with many wonderful people based on your introductions. I was hooked from the moment my friend in Los Angeles told me about the free couch she scored off you. I was thrilled when I landed my first paying gig from your solicitors. I met a great friend after bartering through you—yoga lessons for furniture. It was like I had joined an e-topian society!
This is why it hurts so to let you go. How could it have come to this?
I was undaunted by news reports of crimes that involved you. Surely the millions of romances spawned by reconnecting those missed connections and gainfully employing the World made up for the few random acts of cruelty!
What I cannot tolerate about you any more is this: you have let yourself go. While you still look the same after all these years, you have changed so much inside that I barely recognize you. Once a laid back, hipster haven, you have become a flop house for scam artists, pervs, cheap bastards, and idiots.
It makes me feel dirty to glance at your gigs—who would have ever thought a “Flyer Distribution” ad would actually be a blowjob request in disguise? Your job boards make me feel like my time and skills are worth less than a Slurpee. $4 for a 500-word research article on advancements in cardiology? Seriously?
Worst yet, the ads I have placed in your Services sector have made me a beacon for freaks. Some of the “clients” I have acquired through your channels have been so horrendous that I have had to pay them to take my hard work and leave me alone.
The saddest thing for me is that I still need you. I am desperate for a pet sitter, but I just can’t take the chance of having to change the locks on my house again, like I did after giving the last craigslist pet sitter the keys to my home. And I still need a job—more than ever now that I have spent months going on bogus interviews that I scored through your perps.
I realize it’s not entirely your fault. You are merely a canvas on which your visitors paint. But craigy, you’re dripping with lead-based paint and tags. Don’t you want to clean yourself up?
I wish I could tell you how to banish the scammers and sleaze from your pages. I want you to succeed, CL. But I can’t hang around you anymore. I’m sorry, sweetheart, but you have now been deleted from my Bookmarks Bar.

peaceDear craigslist, I am unspeakably saddened to have to cast you aside. Truly, this day... more

Writeminded
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Why you shouldn't buy from Craigslist

Buying a used Xbox 360 from the Rochester Craigslist (or any city's Craigslist... more

Xander756
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Looking for someone to kill my drummer - on Craigslist

This was actually on Craigslist:

"Looking for someone special..."

who would kill my drummer for $100.00. do not fear any negative consequences for this act. any self respecting law enforcement agency would gladly turn the other cheek once they hear this guy "play". I am tired of hearing his 70's style fills put in the wrong spot and ending one half beat early or late depending on how much he's had to drink. I am tired of him standing up behind his drums between songs and ripping his shirt off and flexing his muscles at wedding receptions where we were hired to play Air Supply, carpenters , and ann murray songs because "chicks dig the pecs, dude".

I am tired of him showing up 20 minutes late for rehearsals then pouting until someone helps him load in his drums, then taking 30 minutes to set them up and needing a smoke break every 15 minutes, then wanting to leave early because"this chick is so fine, I can't say no, and she knows record people dude, so it's for the band" I am totally done with him calling me up at midnight to play me some damned jazz fusion album from 1981, crying and saying how we shouldn't have sold out to "the man"and asking if I know anyone who can get him some weed knowing full well I smoked twice in 69 and never touched it after that.

I am sick of him farting on stage where the drum mics pick it up and thinking this shit is funny. I am tired of kicking off slow ballads at well under 80 bpm only to have them morph into the methamphetimine version of flight of the bumble bee, because that's the tempo he "feels" it at. I am tired of having to carry jumper cables to the gig because "I must have left the dome light on again, dude"instead of admitting his 84 oldsmobile is a worn out piece of crap. I am tired of him asking when he's gonna get a drum solo.

I am tired of paying his tab at restaurants because "that chick must have stole my wallet man, but it was worth it 'cause she was a phreak". I will not move my amp again so he can put another new cymbal on the stage, because "when we learn some fusion i'll need this sound".........please somebody kill this motherfucker. i can't do it because he's my brother and mom would be so pissed off even though she thinks the band would probably sound better too. besides, if you are good at killing drummers, you could probably make a lot of money in this town.This was actually on Craigslist: "Looking for someone special..." who... more

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The Tonight Show for sale on Craigslist

The host Conan O'Brien put The Tonight Show on craiglist, in a comedy segment... more

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Fail or Win?

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Personals from video game characters

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Craigslist Hooker named ‘Hell-in-Bed’ arrested

This stunning, Florida ladyboy was arrested in an undercover investigation after... more

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ATM on Craigslist Loaded with Card Data

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Police: Man Put Son, 4, For Sale On Craigslist

Single Dad Said He Could No Longer Afford To Care For Son Spokane County... more

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Craigslist To Drop "Erotic Services" Ads

Caigslist will replace its controversial online "erotic services" listings... more

Future_America
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Send gifts from the free section of Craigslist

Want to send that special someone a 100% real and 100% free gift?... more

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Would Sandra Bullock shop on Craigslist for an Oscar gown?

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A BABY...............???FOR HER?? (CAL... SAN JOSE)

Okay so this has to be one of the craziest things we have found on CRAIGSLIST. Some... more

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Conan O’Brien Put "Tonight Show" on Craigslist

Conan O'Brien put his NBC show up for sale on Craigslist. "The Tonight... more

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Craigslist to create new section for stalkers, victims

SAN FRANCISCO — Craigslist officials announced today they will be adding a new... more

TheSkunk
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Craigslist's revenue to reach $100 million for the first time

As the newspaper industry and its classified advertising business wither, one company... more

Apocalipstick
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HIRE A REAL THUG TO COUNSEL YOUR TROUBLED TEEN

I SERVED 17 YEARS IN THE NEW JERSEY PRISON SYSTEM. I AM A REAL GENUINE THUG. I... more

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JUSTICE ?COMPASSION? (SAN JOOOOOOOOOO)

What a law degree is worth on Craigslist.

Legal Crackdowns Take the Fun Out of the Internet

My Farewell to craigslist

Why you shouldn't buy from Craigslist

Looking for someone to kill my drummer - on Craigslist

The Tonight Show for sale on Craigslist

Fail or Win?

Personals from video game characters

Craigslist Hooker named ‘Hell-in-Bed’ arrested

ATM on Craigslist Loaded with Card Data

Police: Man Put Son, 4, For Sale On Craigslist

Craigslist To Drop "Erotic Services" Ads

Send gifts from the free section of Craigslist

Would Sandra Bullock shop on Craigslist for an Oscar gown?

A BABY...............???FOR HER?? (CAL... SAN JOSE)

Conan O’Brien Put "Tonight Show" on Craigslist

Craigslist to create new section for stalkers, victims

Craigslist's revenue to reach $100 million for the first time

HIRE A REAL THUG TO COUNSEL YOUR TROUBLED TEEN

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