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True cost of the iPhone – CenterNetworks does the math!

Ever wonder what the iPhone will really cost? I decided to pull my accounting suit out... more

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15 Mobile Game Apps For Both Teens and Adults

Here are 15 of the highest rated games that both teenagers and adults enjoy playing... more

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Bleeker: The Rechargeable Dog is a boy’s dream come true! (Video Interview)

2012 video interview with cartoonist Jonathan Mahood, creator of the Bleeker: The... more

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Rewritten Headlines: Monkeypox to G-Spots

News without tact, just fact!

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Post Apocalyptic Nick: Meet the Wife

Nick finally confronts his wife in the past.

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Post Apocalyptic Nick: Do Nothing to Save the World

Nick and Annie realize their interference could start the apocalypse.

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Phoney Bologna

Getting out of the phone age...

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iPhone’s Siri sings ‘Stairway to Heaven’ (VIDEO)

Siri's not quite ready for "Idol" but she's got a certain style of... more

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Being Held Hostage by SFR Mobile France

http://www.benjaminkanarekblog.com/2012/03/01/held-hostage-sfr-mobile-france/Being... more

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iPhone Factory Worker Mistreatment, Tim cook on Defensive

Apple CEO Tim Cook sent out an email to all Apple employees in response to a report by... more

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New iPad Graphics Chip 20x Boosted

Once you call for iPad, it becomes an lengthiness of you. That’s the idea behind... more

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Review: Gymkhana RPM

Gymkhana RPM‘s on-road rally and drifting mechanic would be right up there with... more

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Autism vs. The iPad: Part II

As you read before we had a little mishap with the iPad and it was replaced for free... more

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Steve Jobs Still Running Apple -- From Hell

Cupertino, California -- Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to head Apple Inc., controlling the company from his special place in Hell through a combination of Wi-Fi, G4 and supernatural workarounds.

“I made a pact with the devil years ago,” the deceased executive explained. “I told him he could have my immortal soul if he killed off Flash. I have to say, Satan is a man of his word. I arrived here in October, and by November, Adobe was announcing its phaseout of that piece of garbage software.”

Mortal observers have a different perspective on how Jobs wound up under Beelzebub’s thumb. They claim that millions of iPhone, iPod and iPad users silently cursed the Apple founder every time they were denied access to a video or a website as a result of Apple’s ban on Flash.

“Frustrated computer users say the darndest things,” Satan remarked. “In this case, most of them said, ‘Steve Jobs can go to Hell.’ And thanks to their curses, that’s exactly where he will spend eternity.”

Rather than debate his evil benefactor, Jobs described some of the new innovations he is working on.

“You know how iCloud provides users with external data storage so that they can free up memory on their computer? Well, this new application will do the same thing for people’s brains, freeing up their memories so they have room to think. It’s called iLobotomy.”

The late Apple executive also expressed enthusiasm for a new app tentatively named ShopDrop. Combining aspects of a shopbot with the capabilities of Apple’s Genius music selection program, the innovation takes the stressful decision-making out of shopping. It chooses what to buy, when to buy it and where to make the purchase. All that a user has to do is pay his credit card bill.

“Think of the hours this will save,” Jobs said. “People will have time to ponder more important decisions, like picking which Republican presidential candidate they hate the most.”

With visiting hours almost up, Jobs pulled a small slab-like device from his shirt pocket. “This is my favorite project of all. It’s called iAir-Conditioning, but I can’t seem to get it to work down here.”Cupertino, California -- Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to... more