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Boris Rasin is a Brooklyn-based multimedia artist. He has shown his paintings, drawings, installations and public interventions in numerous galleries and festivals. He is a founding member of the art collective Concerned New Yorkers. His political cartoons have appeared in numerous blogs, including Gothamist, as well as the Funny Times. Boris is a graduate of the Cooper Union School of Art (05).Boris Rasin is a Brooklyn-based multimedia artist. He has shown his paintings,... more
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Raise a finger and Air Obama
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From: www.borowitzreport.com
Dear American:
Okay, lookit, there are three things I forgot to mention last night.
Firstly, you should never drink before a debate. Right after that danged thing was over I had to stick my head in the porcelain throne and that lawn gnome Ron Paul had to hold my hair. This morning my head hurts like it was hit with a hammer in one of those movies with Larry, Curly, and… Larry, Curly, and what’s the other one? Ah, shit.
Now here’s B: the American people have to decide what’s worse, forgetting which agencies you plan to get rid of or forgetting which ladies you tried to nail when you were running the National Restaurant Association. I can tell you this, if somebody asked me if I remembered who I’d sexually harassed I could sure as shit tell you their names. But please don’t ask me that.
And finally, number 3: what the hell was number 3 again? I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue. Nope, I’ve lost it. Oops.
Vote for me,
Rick PerryFrom: www.borowitzreport.com
Dear American:
Okay, lookit, there are three... more
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"I'm running for president and leading in the Republican polls. Why? Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks, and I'm crazier than a sh*thouse rat.""I'm running for president and leading in the Republican polls. Why? Because... more
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Not only did the manufacturing interests move our jobs over seas (outsource) for the cheap labor, but they opened a new market for the products that were manufactured. The new hires made more money and became the new customers for the products. The Chinese have done so well they can now buy Buics made in the USA. They bought 700,000 last year, mostly black.
We nhave some new minimum wage jobs selling their products in the myriad of dollar stores that opened during the Bush Cheney administration. Ironic, isn't it?Not only did the manufacturing interests move our jobs over seas (outsource) for the... more
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"It's a gaggle of bobble-headed gigglesh*ts!"
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From the left and from the right the ads will come until one day, not so far off, we'll all reach saturation and walk off a cliff. Welcome to the United Lemmings of America!From the left and from the right the ads will come until one day, not so far off,... more
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Excerpt:
"Look, Jesus, look.
It's Jesus's friend Rick.
'Run, Rick, run,' says Jesus.
'Run for President!'
'Thank you, Jesus,' says Rick.
Look, Jesus, look.
It's Jesus's friend Sarah.
'Run, Sarah, run,' says Jesus..."Excerpt:
"Look, Jesus, look.
It's Jesus's friend Rick.
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Perry Outlines Bold Proposal to Repeal Twentieth Century
Cost-cutting Plan Involves Time-travel, God
AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report) – In a sneak preview of Wednesday night’s Republican presidential debate, Gov. Rick Perry of Texas today unveiled an ambitious plan to cut trillions from the Federal budget by repealing the twentieth century.
“Wasteful programs such as Medicare, Social Security, and school lunches for poor children all got their start in that infernal century,” the GOP frontrunner told an enthusiastic crowd of supporters in Austin. “So if you want to cut the budget, the only way to do that is for every man, woman and child in this country to travel back in time.”
While acknowledging that his proposal was unorthodox, Gov. Perry said he was confident that time-travel was possible because “I saw Superman do it in a movie one time.”
“And I’ve got someone even mightier than Superman to help me out with this,” he said. “Fella by the name of God.”
Gov. Perry said that at an appointed time, he would ask every American to pray to God to send the country back to the nineteenth century: “Basically you just need to click your heels together and say ‘There’s no place like home.’”
The presidential hopeful said he knew that critics would be skeptical of his plan, but added that he was “living proof” that it was possible to travel back in time: “For example, my haircut is from 1975.”
Shortly after his speech, rival candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) blasted Gov. Perry for borrowing from her own plan to take the country back to the Middle Ages.
But in a positive piece of news for the Texas Governor, a new poll shows him leading the pack among voters who describe themselves as delusional.
Borowitzreport.comPerry Outlines Bold Proposal to Repeal Twentieth Century
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Obama's "Osama speech" rehearsal clarifies things a bit more about The Biggest Murder of the Year! Also, keep watching as Bin Laden takes us on an exclusive tour of his compound!
http://www.youtube.com/laughtonotcryObama's "Osama speech" rehearsal clarifies things a bit more about The... more
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HippieLeaks is an international for-profit organization that publishes submissions of private, secret, and classified media from anonymous news sources and news leaks. And if we need to, we make stuff up. Its website, well it’s not a website, we just post stuff there, launched on WorldwideHippies.comHippieLeaks is an international for-profit organization that publishes submissions of... more
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Political spoof on the demonization of public housing tenants.
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Anti-Leninist Chrismas cartoon.
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A true housing project christmas story with surprise ending
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http://www.publichousingstories.com/
If disgraced former Executive Director of Public Housing, Carl Greene, had his life set to music, what songs would play?http://www.publichousingstories.com/
If disgraced former Executive Director of Public... more
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This cool cat has a message for NIMBYS (Not in My Back Yard people who don't want public housing in their neighborhood.This cool cat has a message for NIMBYS (Not in My Back Yard people who don't want... more
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Wow what a week it has been in the world of political gaffes! First out was French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told a reporter he was a paedophile when the guy asked him about curruption allegations.
Then it was Sarah Palin, no surprise there perhaps, but still - mixing up North and South Korea in a time like this makes it even scarier (but also hilarious) that she is even thinking about running for president.
And then it was Prime Minister David Cameron, comparing the speaker of the house to one of the seven dwarfs.
Below are 10 of the best political gaffes of recent times, please post your favourites in the comments!
Wow what a week it has been in the world of political gaffes! First out was French... more
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