tagged w/ Cheetos
Due to the consolidation of wealth and privilege into fewer and fewer hands, thus requiring escalating amounts of officially mandated surveillance and brutality to maintain social order, the natural trajectory of unregulated capitalism tends towards hyper-authoritarian excess, even towards fascism.Due to the consolidation of wealth and privilege into fewer and fewer hands, thus... more
"It's so hot that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin get topical and tropical August 3, 2010 at the Charlottesville Comedy Roundtable's open mic at the 12th Street Taphouse in Charlottesville, VA.
http://www.chrismartincomedy.com"It's so hot that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself." Stand-up comedian... more
A random round up of sophomoric, crass, WTF articles from around the intertubes. This week: Prop 8 is overturned, Montanta Fishburne/Chippy D still wants to be a porn star, and whale sperm hair conditioner. Oh, and plenty of robots and stuff about Japan too.A random round up of sophomoric, crass, WTF articles from around the intertubes. This... more
People call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I look for the glimmer of goodness in everything, so this is another edition of some FAILs that I don’t think are really FAILs.
Yeah super inappropriate, but maybe she lost her other top. Not everyone can be like miss black-and-white-with-red-straps. People mix and match their bathing suits all the time.
This toilet is perfect! I hate it when nature calls when I'm watching a parade. If I lived in this house, I'd be able to run up the stairs straight to this toilet al fresco. Then I could totally poop without missing my favorite floats!
I can't see how this could possibly be a FAIL. It's going to make my Halloween costume shopping incredibly easy. Yeah I'm dressing up as a member of the KISS ARMY who needs to efficiently cut down a tree. What do you expect from Aldo's House of Costumes and Chainsaws?
Yeah we all know that Missippi has had trouble with her literacy, but she's still improving. I was just reading her blog (missippi.blogspot.com) and she spelled almost every word correctly: "On another note, I may stick around Missippi for a while this summer. I've missed these kids, and I don't think it would be half bad to be here for a while." Missipi only fucked up on the spelling of the state she was visiting.
That baby will never reach that box of tissues. Try putting it closer to the crib. Hardly a FAIL though.
How could this possibly be a FAIL? Filling a room with Cheetos has been a dream of mine! FULL DISCLOSURE: I once filled a room with Cool Ranch Doritos. (This non-FAIL was suggested by smurph25)
Isn't there a joke about masturbation that has to do with Cheetos? I imagine this is the Cheeto fetishists complementary pornography.People call things FAILs, when they aren’t really that FAIL. I look for the... more
Released back in 1992, the "Chester Cheetah: To Cool to Fool" platform game brought the commercial food product to the SNES. Here is a video review by ScrewAttack, of the game and all its cheesiness.
They should make a Monster Munch game or something.Released back in 1992, the "Chester Cheetah: To Cool to Fool" platform game... more
Chester would be proud of these two yokels! The article doesn't mention why the police were called, but a couple in Shelbyville, TN were arrested and charged with domestic assault. The weapon? Cheetos.Chester would be proud of these two yokels! The article doesn't mention why the... more
Conor Knighton looks at the finales of 'American Idol,' 'Dancing With the Stars,' 'America's Next Top Model,' '24,' in 'Gossip Girl,' and '90210' in his weekly roundup of the crazy world of 24-hour media madness. This week he also looks at the premiere of 'The Bachelorette,' a girl who forgot to wear underware, and a cheese snack shaped like Jesus. You know, Cheesus.
infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.Conor Knighton looks at the finales of 'American Idol,' 'Dancing With... more
A trail of Cheetos in St. Paul led police to three teens suspected in the pilfering a vending machine.
Officers had been called to the Arlington Recreation Center, 665 E. Rose Ave., about 1 a.m. July 29 about a burglary.
A vending machine's glass had been broken with a chair, and most of the candy and chips were stolen, said a criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County District Court.
Police followed a trail of Cheetos from the rec center, around the side of the building and to a home in the 600 block of Rose Avenue, where a witness said she saw the suspects go, the complaint said.
In the home, police found 19 2-ounce bags of Cheetos and one 2-ounce bag of SunChips, the complaint said. Police saw a car pull in front of the home, and Deveaon Michael Bady Jr., 18, of North St. Paul, got out and went inside. A 17-year-old male was in the car. Bady and Jesse Jamal Fairley, 19, of St. Paul, came out of the home, where they said they had been playing video games for a couple of hours, the complaint said.
Police arrested the three teens, who all denied being involved the burglary, the complaint said.
The Ramsey County attorney's office has charged Bady and Fairley with third-degree burglary. The 17-year-old, who is from St. Paul, was charged with third-degree criminal damage to property.A trail of Cheetos in St. Paul led police to three teens suspected in the pilfering a... more
Dump them into the office of an unsuspecting co-worker while he's out at lunch, of course.Dump them into the office of an unsuspecting co-worker while he's out at lunch,... more
Sadly, the junk food epidemic in the US has affected how people customize their cars. Sorry Scott. Too little too late.Sadly, the junk food epidemic in the US has affected how people customize their cars.... more