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Relationship advice! (Because you can never get enough of that, right?) http://www.mrmedia.com/2010/10/ladies-jamie-beckman-can-reset-your-love-life-in-30-frisky-days-or-less/#.UXQqo4IW9MoRelationship advice! (Because you can never get enough of that, right?)... more
Jason Russell, head of the viral KONY 2012 video urging military action in Africa, was taken into police custody and later taken to the hospital after reportedly masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and other bizarre activity. TMZ released video showing Russell naked on a public street corner wildly pounding the ground apparently raving mad.
The KONY 2012 video rapidly received more than 80 million views this week, prompting a deluge of criticism and scrutiny from viewers, as well as urging from numerous public figures to send AFRICOM troops into the region.
From far away, it was a naked man pounding the sidewalk in public — now TMZ has obtained up close video of Jason Russell‘s meltdown … complete with four-letter words … and the devil.
KONY 2012 is a Scam and a pretext to invade Africa. Google Africom.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/18/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/#.T2dcTtk2fE2Jason Russell, head of the viral KONY 2012 video urging military action in Africa, was... more
SHARE far and wide! -- The most ridiculous (and unintentionally funny) anti-Planned Parenthood video you will ever watch...
The video explains that Planned Parenthood is actually like a drug dealer that attempts to get teenagers addicted to sex by filling their minds with stuff like “penis lollipops,” “vagina cakes,” and “vulva puppets.”
http://veracitystew.com/?p=30831SHARE far and wide! -- The most ridiculous (and unintentionally funny) anti-Planned... more
It seems Michele Bachmann made a big splash at the Republican debates when she formally threw her hat into the ring. But, many of her supporters may have wished she'd thrown her panties in instead.It seems Michele Bachmann made a big splash at the Republican debates when she... more
Christian fundamentalist Rev. Grant Storms, 53, protester of the largest gay event in New Orleans, the Southern Decadence festival, was arrested for obscenity at Lafreniere Park, New Orleans.
Mr Storm said he was urinating in a bottle on his lunch break, but two witnesses say they saw him masturbating. His bail was set at $5,000 but he was released due to overcrowding at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center jail.
Southern Decadence organiser, Chuck Robinson, told the Times-Picayune: “He’s done everything through the years to disturb [the festival] and try to make it into something nasty.
“If the Rev. Storms is caught doing that in our city, it is ludicrous and heinous that he would have the nerve to complain about any kind of sexuality.”
According to the Advocate, “Storms has orchestrated counter-events for Southern Decadence in the past, and in 2004, filed a lawsuit against gay rights group Action Wisconsin for defamation, but the suit was thrown out of court. He has also been an advocate for cleaning up the French Quarter, and has gone as far as filming sexual acts that took place during Southern Decadence, and screening his videos to lawmakers as a way to coerce them to stop allowing the annual festival from taking place.”
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2011/03/01/anti-gay-christian-pastor-arrested-for-alleged-masturbation-in-front-of-children/Christian fundamentalist Rev. Grant Storms, 53, protester of the largest gay event in... more
American politician, author, speaker, and political news commentator Sarah Louise Palin, who was recently called "good masturbatory material" by 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan, has been snubbed by Wikipedia.
http://theunitedstatesofwhiteamerica.blogspot.com/2011/01/white-american-as-defined-by-wikipedia.htmlAmerican politician, author, speaker, and political news commentator Sarah Louise... more
Tracy Morgan is in hot water again for a controversial joke, this time due to some salacious remarks about former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.
During "Inside The NBA" on TNT before the Heat-Knicks game, Kenny Smith announced that Morgan was the only person who could settle an argument he and Charles Barkley have "all the time." Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?
After a few laughs and the observation that Morgan "can't get fired," Charles Barkley encouraged Morgan, saying, "Sarah Palin's good looking isn't she?"
Morgan quickly put the discussion to bed with the following comment:
"Now let me tell you something about Sarah Palin man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all that? Great masturbation material."
Ernie Johnson quickly tried to change the subject, but the deed was done. Soon thereafter, TNT responded with an apology for Morgan's comments. From USA Today:
"It's unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments," said Turner spokesman Jeff Pomeroy in a statement.
TNT shot off the apology within minutes of phone calls and e-mails about Morgan's comments from Game On!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/27/tracy-morgan-sarah-palin-_n_815222.htmlTracy Morgan is in hot water again for a controversial joke, this time due to some... more
In a new GQ profile, Rev. Ted Haggard addresses the continued assumptions that he's gay, following revelations years ago that the prominent evangelical had a drug-fueled sexual relationship with a gay male former escort: "I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual."
But, he told GQ's Kevin Roose: "I'm 54, with children, with a belief system, and I can have enforced boundaries in my life. Just like you're a heterosexual but you don't have sex with every woman that you're attracted to, so I can be who I am and exclusively have sex with my wife and be perfectly satisfied."
The profile provides a few other tidbits about Haggard, who resigned from the New Life Church and from his position as president of the National Association of Evangelicals after he admitted to the affair with his male meth dealer, who was also a prostitute.
When Haggard resigned, Roose reports, he signed a separation agreement, drafted by a board of overseers appointed by the church, which "required him to cut off all contact with members of the church, stay away from the media, perform no ministry-related work, and move his family out of Colorado." Haggard says he now finds the agreement "excessively harsh," and still has a score of bitterness toward the megachurch he founded, referring to it as the "old Soviet Union": "I used to think the church was the light of the world. But I've completely lost my faith in it."
"You've got to understand, Kevin, people are, at their cores, hateful," he told Roose. "I don't want to believe that, but the facts have prevailed over my idealism."
About former meth dealer and escort Mike Jones, Haggard says: "We never had sex sex. I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That's it."
He admitted to buying drugs "five or six times" from Jones, but adds: "Sometimes I'd throw it away. Other times, I'd go someplace and masturbate and use it. But it was for masturbation. And that's one of the reasons why I haven't been real clear. I don't want to stand up publicly and say, 'Hey, I'm a masturbation guy!"
"You know, that's really the core issue here," he added. "I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does--Mike taught me this--crystal meth makes it so you don't ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time."
But there have been other allegations of misconduct:
Two years ago, a New Life volunteer named Grant Haas revealed that Ted had masturbated in front of him and offered him drugs on a church trip in 2006, when he was 22, and that New Life subsequently paid him $179,000 to keep quiet. New Life later confirmed having paid Haas but insisted that it wasn't meant as hush money. (Ted denies the drug offer but admits that he masturbated in the room they shared. "I thought he was asleep," he says.)
Haggard said in response: "And that's exactly why I haven't done youth programs at St. James," he said, referring to the new church he recently founded, "because here I was trying to help these guys, and now I've got people calling me a pedophile."
"Grant Haas will end up publicly repenting, Mike Jones will end up publicly repenting, and the overseers will end up publicly repenting, just like I did," Haggard says.
Back in June, Haggard gave a press conference with his family outside his Colorado Springs home, and announced that he was moving on and founding a new church, called St. James, which he said will welcome everyone, "gay, straight, bi, tall, short, whether you're an addict, a recovering addict, or you have an addict in your family." But, he added, no gay marriages will be performed at this new church.
Earlier this month he starred in a TLC special, showing him setting up the church: "Showing the world the new chapter of our lives will hopefully inspire others to find their own path to overcome their struggles and embrace the power of acceptance."
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/ted_haggard_im_probably_what_the_kids_call_bisexual.phpIn a new GQ profile, Rev. Ted Haggard addresses the continued assumptions that... more
A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.
Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.
The policeman drove Bildsten to her house in his squad car, and she went inside to grab her money. As TribLocal reported at the time, she told the officer her money was in her sock drawer, but opened the drawer and pulled out a sex toy instead. She "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner," according to the police report.
Bildsten was charged with aggravated assault against an officer. But she told TribLocal a different story yesterday:
"I'm counting my cash to make sure I take out enough, and the officer walks into my bedroom and startles me," Bildsten said, adding that she had recently read an article about a Gurnee police officer who was convicted of sexual assault, which made her nervous.
"I don't know, it was just this male police officer and me in the apartment, and he startled me," she said.
Bildsten said she never attacked the officer with the sex toy. She just "instinctively raised it up in a defensive move."
When asked why she chose the pleasure device to defend herself with, Bildsten said, "The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.'
She has a hearing scheduled on the 27th in the case, and intends to plead not guilty.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/sex-toy-attack-was-selfde_n_814306.htmlA woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid... more
There is nothing like a bit of misguided sexual health infomercials...
Ricky caught masturbating (1975)
Little Ricky gets caught in the act by his very understanding mother in this 1970s infomercial. Complete with “Make Love, Not War” stickers guitar picking.
Every Boy Gets Hard (1975)
Creepy male teacher tries to explain to a mentally challenged boy what an erection is.
Masturbation with Dr. Ruth Westheimer (2009)
The eminent sliver fox-y Dr Ruth, tells singles to stop moping and get on with it.
Just Started Masturbatin! Chewin’ the Fat (2000)
Poor Stevie, he just started masturbating and his parents are VERY proud. Classic from Scottish show Chewin’ the Fat.
Weeds: Masturbation Lesson (2006)
A masterclass in male masturbation straight from US primetime TV show Weeds.
The Puberty Pals - What the heck is happing to my genitals?
Hosted by a walking penis called Paulie, which happens to be voiced by a girl, this masturbation pep talk doesn’t hold back, at all.
There is nothing like a bit of misguided sexual health infomercials...... more
A collection of history's most weird and cruel devices to stop fapping. From chastity belts to testicle tasers. From the article: "Maybe history has the answer we seek. Below are 14 different ways the masturbation crisis has been addressed in the past. Some of these were successful, some not, but taken altogether they reveal diverse societies dedicated to finding a powerful and lasting solution. With each of these benevolent and ingenuous concepts, it’s clear that parental vigilance is the key. Perhaps that is the most important lesson we can take away from our forebearer’s righteous crusades to clamp down on the “evil vice."
http://christwire.org/2010/10/the-anti-masturbation-movements-14-greatest-inventions/A collection of history's most weird and cruel devices to stop fapping. From... more
Sir Nigel Wood-Smythe of the House of Lords outlines his plan to tax mastur...er...self..uh....well, he has an idea that could put the U.K. back on sure financial footing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkCVDlI9dkSir Nigel Wood-Smythe of the House of Lords outlines his plan to tax... more
One young blogger takes a look at his sex life and shares his 10 worst sex habits. Everything from flatulence to thinking despicable thoughts, this honest Top 10 will tell you what your man is REALLY thinking during sex.
http://the22ndcatch.wordpress.com/2010/10/11/top-10-bad-sex-habits/One young blogger takes a look at his sex life and shares his 10 worst sex habits.... more
Is this a joke? Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction!
All the crazy comments of this fantastic and open minded American?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5hAKbBsPz0Is this a joke? Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction! All the crazy comments of... more
A weakly random round up of sophomoric, crass, weird, odd, WTF articles from around the intertubes. This week: Christine O'Donnel speaks, a poop-powered pooch park, what to do when body parts fall off, Chelsea Handler's sex tape, and Larry King singing Poker Face.A weakly random round up of sophomoric, crass, weird, odd, WTF articles from around... more
Tea Party Primaries - Beyond the Palin
Wyatt Cenac, Jason Jones and John Oliver debate the ways Democrats will f**k up the Tea Party primary victories
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-15-2010/tea-party-primaries---beyond-the-palinTea Party Primaries - Beyond the Palin Wyatt Cenac, Jason Jones and John Oliver... more
Last evening, Christine O'Donnell won in her bid to become the GOP candidate for Senate in Delaware.
This video from 14 years ago has Ms. O'Donnell's views concerning the act of 'Masturbation'Last evening, Christine O'Donnell won in her bid to become the GOP candidate for... more