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A Florida woman was arrested for misusing 9-1-1 when called to complain that her nails weren’t done right!
According to reports, Cynthia Colston was furious with the service she received at a Deltona nail salon and did not want to pay. That’s when she argued with the nail technician and things turned physical, resulting in Colston allegedly striking the woman.
When a deputy arrived to settle the matter, Colston called 9-1-1 three times even though an officer was already present.
“I need to press charges,” Colston is heard telling a dispatcher in the released call, adding, “I just went to a business and they did not treat me well.”
The emergency dispatcher told her she cannot call 9-1-1 if an officer is already on premises.
She was charged with abusing the 9-1-1 system and placing false 9-1-1 calls.
Colston later changed her story in an interview with Local 6 News. She said that it was the nail technician who hit her first and she was only calling 9-1-1 to get the non-emergency number.
She added that her daughter had already given her a $50 gift certificate to the nail salon for Christmas, but she has been banned from returning to the property.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/woman-arrested-after-calling-911-to-complain-her-nails-werent-done-right/A Florida woman was arrested for misusing 9-1-1 when called to complain that her nails... more
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Luxury retailer Neiman Marcus has transformed its 84-year-old Christmas catalog into an application for what's anticipated to be this year's hot electronics gift: Apple's iPad.
By putting the 2010 Christmas Book into an iPad app, Neiman Marcus is keeping up with its customers, said Gerald Barnes, president of the Dallas-based company's catalog and online division.
That doesn't mean the printed catalog is dead. Neiman Marcus still plans to mail more than 1 million copies to customers, and the entire catalog is viewable on its website.
The Christmas Book has been online since 2006 and now almost all of the company's direct sales are made on its websites. Its Internet revenue increased 10.7 percent last year, while catalog sales fell 19.2 percent.
Last year, about 85 percent of Neiman's direct sales were online, up from 80 percent last year and 75 percent in 2008, according to the company's annual financial report.
Price ranges- About half of the 450 items in this year's 163-page catalog are again priced below $250 showing the retailer's sensitivity to cost-conscious buyers.
After skipping the $1 million and up price tag last year, this year the famed book contains a gift costing $1.5 million: International artist Dale Chihuly will transform a swimming pool into an original, private work of art.Luxury retailer Neiman Marcus has transformed its 84-year-old Christmas catalog into... more
An angry Houston woman–fuming after city animal control officers refused to pick up a possum she trapped outside her home–decided to take her problem to city hall and RELEASED the animal under the city Christmas tree before the Mayor’s tree-lighting ceremony!It was only moments before the celebration that animal control authorities were FORCED to remove the rodent marsupial–which was found hiding under the tree–to avoid panic among the holiday revelers.“I’ve always heard if you have a problem, take it to city hall. So that’s what I did,” homeowner Theresa Vandiver said after releasing the possum. “As much as we pay in property taxes and everything we should have the personnel to be able to pick up one stinkin’ possum!”Theresa says she’s upset that animal control will no longer remove menacing possums from her property. She says the large animals burrows under the sub-floor of her home and claw their way into her walls.“They’re tearing up my house, they’re upsetting my dog, and they don’t do much for me,” she said.Authorities informed her that possums don’t carry rabies like bats, raccoons and skunks, so they are not considered a threat and she would have to deal with them like she would for any other pest. It’s a new policy enacted four months ago due to budget cuts.They recommend that homeowners just release them as soon as they trap them.Fuming Theresa says she knows exactly where to put the troublesome beasts. “And if I get the mayor’s address I’ll send her one for Christmas.”
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/furious-woman-releases-wild-possum-at-houston-city-hall-in-revenge-act/An angry Houston woman–fuming after city animal control officers refused to pick... more
OUTRAGED parents of a group of high school students say they believe school administrators crossed the line after they disciplined their children, who are members of the “Christmas Sweater Club,” for passing out candy canes and spreading holiday cheer on school property!
Mother Kathleen Flannery said an administrator called her and explained “not everyone wants Christmas cheer. That suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps.”
All 10 members of the Christmas Sweater Club–a group of teens at Battlefield High School who wear festive sweaters and sing Christmas carols–were punished with detention and two hours of cleaning for an unauthorized candy giveaway that faculty say created a disturbance, littered property and could’ve caused harm.
They handed out 2-inch wrapped mini candy canes that are so delicate, they can break by touching them. But staff insist that the peppermints are potentially dangerous weapons.
“They said the candy canes are weapons because you can sharpen them with your mouth and stab people with them,” said Sylar Torbett, a junior.
When the sweater club members tossed some of the candies to fellow students, faculty feared it could cause harm.
“They said, ‘maliciously maim students with the intent to injure.’ And I don’t think any of us here intentionally meant to injure anyone, or did,” added Zakk Rhine, a junior.
The school principal didn’t want to go on record with the details about the incident, but supported the disciplinary action and insists there is “a lot more to it.”
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/h-s-christmas-sweater-club-punished-for-spreading-holiday-cheer/OUTRAGED parents of a group of high school students say they believe school... more
Man on meat heist runs over child on low-speed motorized shopping cart!
A Florida man on a meat heist at a grocery store ran over a 4-year-old child during a low-speed getaway on a motorized shopping cart!
According to reports, Louis Lorensen, 58, allegedly shouted, “Move out of my way,” before colliding with the boy–running over his leg and foot–on his way out of a Palm Beach Winn-Dixie supermarket that he had allegedly shoplifted fresh meat products.
Store employees chased after the man and held him at a nearby gas station until police arrived.
Police say he tried to resist arrest when they attempted to put him in handcuffs. “I ain’t no punk, and I ain’t going down without a fight,” he said.
That’s when he took a swing at the officer, adding, “When you take these cuffs off, I’m going to punch you in the face.”
Lorensen was charged with aggravated battery on a child, resisting arrest, theft and possession of stolen property.
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This is the moment a grandmother was taken down after she tried to disarm a lunatic who opened fire at a Panama City, Fla. school board meeting on Wednesday.
Brave Ginger Littleton is seen beating crazed gunman Clay Duke with her alligator-skin purse, but he overpowers the would-be hero.
But police officials and news viewers are blasting the woman for being foolish. Including her own family.
“My daughters said, ‘mom are you stupid, what were you thinking,?’” she told Inside Edition.
Fortunately for Littleton, Duke allowed her to leave the building after the failed attempt.
Moments later, a retired police officer on duty shoots him down. He eventually takes his life with his own gun.
Duke admitted he launched the attack because he was upset that the school board fired his wife who was a teacher.
WATCH THE VIDEO REPORT AFTER THE JUMP!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/brave-grandmother-attacks-gunman-with-her-purse/This is the moment a grandmother was taken down after she tried to disarm a lunatic... more
An Australian female public servant who injured herself while having sex during a work related trip was denied worker’s compensation.
According to reports, the woman suffered an injury to her nose and damaged teeth after a glass light fixture gave way and crashed on her face during a romp with a male who was not a co-worker.
Her attorney argued that qualifies for worker’s compensation because it occurred “in the ordinary purview of human life.”
He said: “If it happens at the place the employer has encouraged you to be for the evening, and doesn’t involve gross misconduct or self-harm, why shouldn’t it be.”
But prosecutors fired back, saying, “If it is a quintessentially private activity, it is not fair that taxpayers pay for the consequences of that activity.”
The court denied her claim.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/female-worker-injured-during-sex-denied-compensation/An Australian female public servant who injured herself while having sex during a work... more
A Wendy’s employee was arrested after she attacked a drive-thru customer who she says gave her “too much attitude.”
“No one can ever sit and say they’ve never had to deal with a rude customer,” former Wendy’s employee Rictoria Bethea told WZVN News. “I want respect. You give me respect, I give you mine.”
The 21-year-old says she got into a heated dispute when she was taking a drive-thru order from Chloe Glover at the Fort Myers fast food restaurant Saturday. She says she told a customer to “speak up,” but the woman fired back too rude.
That’s when Rictoria told her: “There’s no need to disrespect me, because I will go out there and kick you’re a**,” a police report said.
Fed up, the victim drove forward to the next window, but Rictoria was not finished.
She allegedly raced out of the building and met the victim at the car where she reached through the window and pulled the woman’s hair–ripping the extensions out.
When employees rushed out to put an end to the fight, Rictoria punched the woman in the face.
The defendant was charged with Occupied Burglary with Battery and released on $5,000 bond.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/wendys-employee-arrested-after-attacking-disrespectful-drive-thru-customer/A Wendy’s employee was arrested after she attacked a drive-thru customer who she... more
A manager says he sees the image of Jesus Christ on the front door of his pub!
According to AOL News, the holy silhouette–of what resembles a man’s figure in a robe–appeared several weeks ago in stripped-away paint at Seanchai Irish Taverin in Victoria, Australia.
“I would like to think it was because we are an Irish pub and maybe, just maybe, he heard about the divine pints of Guinness,” explains pub manager John Keohane.
He added that large school groups and bus tours have stopped by the pub to view the holy discovery, and he doesn’t plan on repairing the door any time soon.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/jesus-spotted-at-irish-pub-in-australia/A manager says he sees the image of Jesus Christ on the front door of his pub!... more
An Oklahoma woman was “scared to death” the moment she found a squirrel swimming in her toilet!
The terrified Edmond resident immediately dialed 911, and emergency dispatchers were just as stunned as she was.
The following exchange happened:
DISPATCHER: What’s going on there ma’am?
CALLER: I have some kind of animal in the toilet in my bathroom.
DISPATCHER: Like, what’s it look like?
CALLER: Well, it’s gray. That’s all I can tell you. I didn’t look real good because it scared me to death. I’m sorry.
DISPATCHER: But it’s not like one of your animals like a cat or something?
CALLER: No. My cat is in my office, behaving herself.
Officers were able to trap the animal, then they released it in a park across the street. They believe it got inside the toilet through the sewer drain.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/woman-scared-to-death-by-squirrel-in-her-toilet/An Oklahoma woman was “scared to death” the moment she found a squirrel... more
Thai villagers are lining up to lay their eyes on a dog born with TWO VAGINAS and FIVE legs. And superstitious locals believe they will see vision of WINNING lottery numbers in the vagina deformity.
According to reports, 29-year-old Udorn Battasao in Mukdahan province has caused a stir among locals because his three-month-old puppy named Bendy was born with an extra vagina. He notes, however, the second vagina doesn’t work like a sex organ, as it doesn’t have any internal functions (simply a vulva).
But that wasn’t the only extra gift the pup has–she also was born with an extra leg that sprouts out of her ankle on her rear-left leg.
He says the dog is in good health and describes her as “strong.”
Some rural Thai people that lucky visions appear in unsual things–especially deformities. Groups sometimes gather to rub powder on the lucky thing and look to see signs–like lotto numbers.
Above, a group gathers to find lucky lotto numbers on a dead pig.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/lucky-lotto-numbers-sought-in-dog-born-with-two-vaginas-and-five-legs/Thai villagers are lining up to lay their eyes on a dog born with TWO VAGINAS and FIVE... more
This is the shocking moment a brazen couple had SEX in an underground metro in front of EVERYONE!
The uninhibited pair of lovers were captured having a vigorous romp on Vienna’s U-Bahn in full view of amused onlookers who whipped out their video recording devices to document the live sex act.
The video–uploaded to the Web by a passenger–shows a man with his pants down to his ankles as he thrusts his body into his female companion.
His thighs and buttocks are exposed as he has his way on top of his lover, and only her spread legs can be seen as she’s pleasured from the seat.
A crowd gathers to cheer them on–and it appears as if the couple finds the exhibition thrilling.
The randy encounter was uploaded Tuesday and has become an Internet hit!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/brazen-couple-had-sex-on-subway-in-front-of-everyone/This is the shocking moment a brazen couple had SEX in an underground metro in front... more
was a brief moment of humiliation on LIVE television for a NYC woman who took a hard fall behind ABC-7 News’s Joe Torres during a report in The Bronx yesterday.
The woman is seen from a distance exiting a building as reporter Joe Torres is speaking about a Catholic school robbery in Bedford Park. It appears as if she intends to head toward the street, but pauses when she notices a news crew, then walks in the direction of the camera.
But when she tries to discreetly pass behind him, she suffers an embarrassing tumble. Her arms are seen flailing and microphones pick up the sound of her body crashing into the concrete.
Without missing a beat, she gets up and walks off stone-faced. But she is almost certainly feeling red-faced right now, as the footage has become a YouTube hit with more than 75,000 views. Late-night chat show host Jimmy Kimmel played aired the footage as well.was a brief moment of humiliation on LIVE television for a NYC woman who took a hard... more
Newlyweds are FURIOUS with wedding event organizers who fell short of promises of a beautiful and realistic AVATAR WEDDING inspired by James Cameron’s blockbuster film!
According to reports, the organizers wooed zealous fans of the fantasy flick with wedding packages that included blue Navi guests and a one of a kind location: the mountain peaks in southern China’s Wu Lingyuan. It’s the same landscape used in the movie to depict the floating mountains on planet Navi.
But disappointed couples are blasting the company, saying the ‘unconvincing’ Navi people ruined their dream wedding. They say the men who dressed in costumes to portray the blue tribesmen looked like cheap imitations.
Bride Xiao Tsao, one of five couples recently married in a joint service, said: “The Navi were a couple of forestry workers dressed up in long underwear dyed blue wearing some very unconvincing masks. It was really pathetic.”
But a forestry authority spokesman explained: “We are not professional special effects experts but we do our best. What we are really highlighting is the beauty of our landscape.”
The company has not stated any plans to revise their packages despite the complaints.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/furious-newlyweds-say-their-avatar-wedding-was-pathetic/Newlyweds are FURIOUS with wedding event organizers who fell short of promises of a... more
OUTRAGED audience members on Maury Provich’s talk show roared with “boos” as they heard an out-of-control teen girl proudly admit to sending nude photos of herself on the Internet and says she longs to be just like her idol–MTV’s Snooki!
Promiscuous Cel’Andrea, who is only 13 years old, took to Maury’s couch in a provocative blouse, tight denim trousers, high heels, cake-faced makeup and hair styled with a “bump”, all of which appeared to be an obvious nod to her favorite celebrity, Jersey Shore breakout star Snooki–who’s a reality series queen known for booze-fueled partying and tasteless glamour.
She admits she wants to be like her.
“I’ve lived long enough in this world…now that Snooki is the idol of 13-year-olds,” distressed host Maury Provich quipped.
Unable to exercise disciple on her child, Cel’Andrea’s mother confronted her daughter on Maury’s “Wild Teen Girls” show, where the Snooki fan confesses that she had sex with four guys and says she doesn’t care if she gets pregnant. “Whatever happens, happens,” she boasted.
It’s also revealed that her outrageous behavior has upset her neighbors so much that her home was “egged and pickled,” but she shifts the blame to her mother, citing, “It’s not my fault, she’s a bitch. I don’t control it.”
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Peeking Virtue is Definitely NSFW ...and you'll probably hate Taylor Swift afterwards AND you'll probably say WTF.
Baaahhhahahahahahahahaha! Who didn't see that one coming? Anyone??Peeking Virtue is Definitely NSFW ...and you'll probably hate Taylor Swift... more
A TERRIFYING image snapped by a Louisiana deer hunter has become an Internet hit!
The man–who wished to remain anonymous–submitted the photo as a “reader report” to NBC affiliate WVLA Baton Rouge News and claimed his deer camera captured an “alien-looking thing” during an overnight trip to the woods.
He says he found his camera destroyed the next day, but recovered the photo from a SIM card.
He added that he does not believe it is an animal and that it is NOT a hoax.
After the broadcast, the station was overwhelmed by amused viewers who responded with hilarious comments on the station’s Web site and Facebook page.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/deer-hunter-snapped-photo-of-scary-alien/A TERRIFYING image snapped by a Louisiana deer hunter has become an Internet hit!... more
Apparently so. Someone sent Jezebel a picture of James Franco’s underwear brand found at a Brooklyn bargain shopping center called Close-Out Mall.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/james-franco-has-his-own-line-of-underwear/Apparently so. Someone sent Jezebel a picture of James Franco’s underwear brand... more
An officer shot himself with a Taser after a 56-year-old woman violently resisted arrest!
Irene Bramwell was arrested on aggravated battery to an officer and criminal trespass charges after officers responded to a call at a residence on Friday and a struggle with the defendant ensued.
Police say they initially shot the defendant with the Taser, but she still continued to fight, even striking an officer with a chair. That’s when the officer tried to shoot her again, but when she flailed her arms, the Taser turned on one of them and shot him in the pinky finger.
She is now being held on $40,000 bail.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2010/12/difficult-woman-caused-officer-to-taser-himself/An officer shot himself with a Taser after a 56-year-old woman violently resisted... more