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Let this be a lesson to certain celebrities: sometimes, your mouth writes a check that your ass can’t cash. Literally.
A young girl from Florida named Penelope Soto found that out the hard way when she was recently arrested and charged for possession of prescription drugs, namely Xanax.
The 18-year-old was picked up on Monday when she says she crashed her bike after being high on the pill.
And apparently, she was still on something when she made her way in front of Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat, as she was giggly and made light of the situation the entire time.
When asked whether or not she had any property of monetary value, she responded that she had a “lot of jewelry” that costs “Rick Ross”.
Yeah, I don’t get it, either.
It got worse when she was given a $5000 bond and she walked away with a smile on her face, throwing back a playful “Adios” at Rodriguez-Chomat.
Except he wasn’t in the mood to play. He ordered her back to the stand and doubled her bond.
“Are you serious”, she asked.
“I am serious”, he answered. “Adios!”
And then as she walked away, she stuck her middle finger up at him and through out a “f*ck you” for good measure.
Let’s just say she now has 30 days to realize why that was a really bad thing to do — oh, and did we mention it was all caught on video?
You can check that out after the jump.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2013/02/07/this-judge-is-having-none-of-your-crap/Let this be a lesson to certain celebrities: sometimes, your mouth writes a check that... more
It’s embarrassing – let’s face it, nobody wants to be bitch slapped – especially when it’s caught on camera and lives forever on the Internet in animated gif form. Sure, animated gifs are funny particularly those of girls getting slapped gifs, guys getting slapped gifs and animals getting slapped gifs. We’ve got an incredible LOL WTF animated gif roundup that includes funny moments of Internet viral gems like people getting bitch slapped, falcon slapped and owned – all caught on gif. Remember the viral “How Can She Slap” video that became an Internet hit years ago? Obviously, it lives on in animated gif form with the guy vs. girl bitch slap showdown gif, presumably from an Indian game show. There’s also that Dr. Phil favorite gif – a chubby boy who scolds his mother, then the kid slaps his mom. Lest we forget everybody’s favorite gif of all time: Dave Chappelle’s Comedy Central Chappelle’s Show classic Rick James slapping bit. In this gif, Rick James (played by Dave Chappelle) slaps Charlie Murphy across the face after asking him, “What did the five fingers say to the face?” The Dave Chappelle Rick James slapping gif will surely make you LOL. You may be familiar with the other viral slapping gifs like the Ukranian woman who slapped a cop, then got slapped back herself. Don’t miss the “Mythbusters” slow motion slapping gifs too. And lastly, an animated gif of Ronald Reagan slapping Angie Dickinson in “The Killers” gif will sure have you LOL.
Without further delay, please enjoy these hilarious, funny, WTF animated gifs of people and animals getting slapped!
http://www.star941fm.com/pages/funphotos/bitch-slap-gifs.phpIt’s embarrassing – let’s face it, nobody wants to be bitch slapped... more
A Brazilian TV show’s elaborate prank has become a YouTube hit – with millions of views after going viral today. The setup is elaborate–unsuspecting elevator riders get a terrifying lift with a ghost child a la The Ring.
It’s scary. It’s disturbing. It’s also hella funny.
Watch the hilarious video after the jump!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/11/27/extremely-scary-ghost-elevator-prank/A Brazilian TV show’s elaborate prank has become a YouTube hit – with... more
I think I found my new best friend. Maybe even a future babysitter. Or someone to toss back my morning java and rum with on the bus ride to work. During a Portland news report, an interviewee offers more information than needed. Including the fact that the vacuum cleaner man has seen her tits. In fact, she offers to whip ‘em out for the reporter. Louie the camera man, too.
I think I found something else–my new ice breaker: “Wanna see my tits?”
Watch the video after the jump!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/11/27/the-vacuum-cleaner-man-has-seen-her-tits/I think I found my new best friend. Maybe even a future babysitter. Or someone to toss... more
Video of a woman turning her botched butt implant inside out has become an Internet hit.
In the 20-second clip, the woman explains that she thinks something has gone wrong with her implant, then shifts it around–pushing the flat side to the dome side. “I don’t think an implant’s supposed to do that,” she said. “It shouldn’t be able to flip.”
Watch the shocking video after the jump!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/11/28/butt-implant-gone-wrong-shocks-everyone/Video of a woman turning her botched butt implant inside out has become an Internet... more
By Jo Piazza / current.com / @jopiazza
Just when you thought the GOP couldn't get any more insensitive about rape — it turns out they can. They really, really can.
Commenting on a rape case involving two high school students, Wisconsin state Rep. Roger Rivard told a local newspaper last year that his father had once given him the advice, "some girls rape easy."
Now Rivard is trying to clarify that horrific and victimizing answer.
Rivard tried to explain away the statement by saying that his dad just wanted to let him know that "consensual sex can turn into rape in an awful hurry."
Read Current's 101 assaults in the War on Women
Usually not, unless you're actually raping someone.
"All of a sudden a young lady gets pregnant and the parents are madder than a wet hen, and she's not going to say, 'Oh, yeah, I was part of the program,'" Rivard continued.
The initial comments were made during the discussion of a rape accusation against a 17-year-old boy.By Jo Piazza / current.com / @jopiazza Just when you thought the GOP couldn't... more
How High can you lift the president?
New York City is getting eerily close to the way it was back in the 80′s.
A crazed gunman opened fire inside the Empire State Building early this morning and killed one person before being shot and killed himself.
53-year-old Jeffrey Johnson, upset that he was fired from his position at a woman’s clothing store across the street from the famed tourist attraction, came back for revenge and killed an ex co-worker.
After fleeing the scene, he walked up 5th Avenue with the .38 caliber pistol hidden under his arm. Police spotted him and a shootout ensued leaving Johnson dead in front of the massive crowd in NYC and 9 others wounded in the exchange of bullets.
Such an unfortunate event; my heart goes out to all affected by this tragedy, including a close personal friend who works in the Building (she’s fine; just shaken up).
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/08/24/rampage-at-the-empire-state-building/New York City is getting eerily close to the way it was back in the 80′s. A... more
Whatever Momma wants, Momma gets.
Jackson family matriarch, Katherine was reinstated as guardian over Michael’s three children yesterday, but will share custodial duties with her grandson, TJ.
In a hearing yesterday, a new court ruling was made giving Katherine back her guardianship rights with TJ taking over the day-to-day raising of Prince, Paris and Blanket — but only until August 22nd, when the judge will make a permanent ruling on whether or not the split roles will be permanent.
During the hearing, a court appointed investigator said Katherine has been doing a “terrific job as guardian and the children love her.” He added, “They also have a close relationship with their cousin, TJ Jackson.”
More after the jump.
In related news, Katherine spoke about the nearly two-week spa trip that she took that led to her losing guardianship roles over Michael’s kids, saying she was duped into believing everything was alright and never being fully aware that her grandkids were worried about her.
Because, you know, it’s more than OK to leave the kids you’re taking care of for nearly two weeks.
In the documents, Katherine said she initially headed to New Mexico to see her sons in concert (brothers Randy, Jermaine, Tito and Marlon are currently touring). However, on July 14th, a doctor showed up at her house saying it was best for her to take a plane instead.
A doctor she didn’t know the name of. Yeah, that makes sense.
Katherine says she obliged — believing the doctor was under the orders of her longtime physician — but when she got off the plane … she found herself in Tucson, where she had been set up at a luxury resort.
According to her lawyer, “Her children took her to a spa … because she had high blood pressure.”
When she arrived at the Miraval Spa, her phone and iPad were taken away from her, her in-room telephone was disconnected and even her television was removed.
Yep. Sounds legit.
Katherine believed her grandchildren were fine and had no idea about the fracas going on, saying that, “At the time, I trusted the people I was with to be honest with me.”
Of course, that goes against everything she said in that strange interview with ABC News when she was surrounded by her family.
Something really isn’t adding up. Did I mention how sorry I feel for Michael’s kids?
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/08/03/the-jacksons-katherine-jackson-custody-explaination/Whatever Momma wants, Momma gets. Jackson family matriarch, Katherine was... more
In a very beautiful gesture, Cinemark; the company which owns the Century 16 movie theater in Aurora, Colorado has stepped up to cover the funeral expenses of the 12 people killed by James Holmes last week as they watched The Dark Knight Rises in their vacinity, TMZ reports.
One of the victims, Rebecca Wingo, was laid to rest yesterday (as were several others). Wingo’s mother, Shirley Wygal, turned down Cinemark’s offer considering the Victims Advocate Fund had already covered it, but a spokeperson through Cinemark say they will cover any others, if asked.
Rebecca’s mother released a statement as well that she was “grateful” for everyone who contributed to her daughter’s funeral and asked that any other funds be sent to AuroraHeroes.com, where funds have been set up for all of the families affected.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/07/28/the-dark-knight-rises-masscre-theatre-pays-for-funerals/In a very beautiful gesture, Cinemark; the company which owns the Century 16 movie... more
Keeping up with the “didn’t need to know that” sexual stories of the day…
Nadya Suleman (yes, Octomom, if you will) has had an interesting resurgence as of late in the adult entertainment world with her stripping gigs in Florida and her “self-help” video. And apparently, people are buying into it because according to TMZ, she’s finally been able to get off of public assistance due to all the work she’s been doing/getting!
Apparently, she saw it as only a temporary solution for her 14 kids back in March (and people weren’t happy as she received death threats because of it) and it’s no longer needed.
And if your lunch was no longer needed after reading this, I apologize.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/07/21/octomom-strips-her-way-off-welfare/Keeping up with the “didn’t need to know that” sexual stories of the... more
And the hot mess award of the week goes to…
A Kentucky couple were picked up by police this week after trading a baby for a pick-up truck.
Yes, you read that correctly. And yes, drugs were involved.
Jeremy and Jamiee Brown (seen above) traded a 1999 Dodge Dakota for their infant and the baby’s biological mother, Heather Kaminskey, then sold the truck for $800.
More of the crazy after the jump.
The Browns originally claimed that the baby was the result of an affair between Jeremy and Heather.
The [Lexington] Herald-Leader said police then questioned Kaminskey’s mother, who claimed that her daughter, wanted on meth charges, left Florida in January when she was nine months pregnant. The Sheriff’s Office told the Herald-Leader that Kaminskey previously had two children taken away and chose to have this baby in Kentucky to dodge Florida’s child-protection workers.
The Browns were charged with human trafficking (irony!) and face up to 20 years in prison. Kaminskey is still on the loose.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/07/13/kars-4-kids-literally/And the hot mess award of the week goes to… A Kentucky couple were picked up... more
I don’t even know how this happened, but wow!
A 16-year-old Florida teen named Yasser Lopez is recovering better than expected after a freak accident during a spear fishing trip when his friend’s spear gun accidentally went off, shooting the teen in the head.
The spear went through his skull above his right eye, through his brain and exited the back of his head. He is currently recovering in an intensive rehabilitation center. More info after the jump.
It seems like it was all a matter of luck that Yasser survived. Another doctor who did not perform the two surgeries on the teen explained just how he survived via Fox News:
“In [Lopez’s] case, he had two good things going for him when he first came in… First, he was awake and following commands, which allowed doctors to get a good neurological assessment. Many people with these injuries are in a coma or deeply affected by their injury.
The second promising factor… was the location of the injury. “From a neurological perspective, there were three things in his favor. My catchphrase in terms of brain injuries is always location, location, location. It’s like real estate.”
Because the spear entered the right side of the brain, doctors feel that Lopez has a good chance at a near full recovery. The left side controls cognition, speech and personality, while the right side, especially the right frontal lobe, doesn’t control much.
The moral of the story: don’t go spear fishing. Ever.
Check out some video of the boy’s injury!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/06/21/florida-teen-survives-3-foot-spear-through-head/I don’t even know how this happened, but wow! A 16-year-old Florida teen... more
A 68-year old bus driver from Rochester, New York has asked for calm and peace regarding a video that went viral this week of her being teased and tormented by the students she drove to school.
Karen Klein is berated and brought to tears in the 10-minute video — filmed by one of the bullies and posted to YouTube — when the little hellions spout things at her such as, “Do you have Herpes?”, “You’re a f*cking slut, you fat ass” and worst of all, “You’re so ugly, your kids should kill themselves.”
In an interview with WROC-TV, Karen sadly admits how close to home that last one hit. “I don’t think they knew my son had”; referring to the tragedy that took her son away 10 years ago.
However, through the shared anger of many who have viewed the video, there has been some good: an anonymous sympathizer set up a fund to give the widow a much-needed vacation. Originally set to reach $5,000 in 30 days, it has far surpassed that, going over $427 thousand in less than a week, funded by over 20,000 people!
The most beautiful thing of all is that Ms. Klein has asked that no harm come to the students, whether physically or legally. Although pleased and humbled with the outpouring of support, all she has asked is that the parents of the boys’ view the video and teach them to be “a bit more respectful”.
Karen also appeared on Anderson Cooper‘s “Ac360″ last night where some of the students called in with apologies. However, the students involved haven’t had the best of luck, receiving death threats and even false hostage situations.
In the words of the now late Rodney King, “Can’t we all just get along?”
Check out the video below… but know it is extremely harsh and somewhat NSFW. Our hearts are with you, Miss Klein.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/06/22/bullied-bus-driver-wants-peace/A 68-year old bus driver from Rochester, New York has asked for calm and peace... more
Sometimes, miracles do occur.
A toddler managed to escape with only minor injuries after being launched from a stolen SUV during a high speed chase in Lubbock, Texas. The incident happened on Tuesday and was all caught on video taken from inside the police cruiser that was attempting to catch up to the criminals.
Crazier still, after being thrown from the vehicle, the little girl managed to stand up and walk away. From CNN:
Video footage taken from inside the police cruiser chasing the SUV shows the little girl being thrown as the SUV flips, but she immediately stands up and runs after the vehicle through what appears to be broken glass and metal scraps.
The video shows a young woman, identified by Stewart as the child’s mother, rushing from the car to the wobbly child, scooping her up and running away.
“I think anybody who looks at that video would be shocked to see the kid actually stand up and be walking around, and seeming OK,” [Lubbock Police Sgt. Jonathan] Stewart said. “It’s pretty miraculous it was just minor injuries that the child sustained.”
The calamity started after four teens; one 14, two 16-year-olds and a 17-year old, had robbed another teen at gunpoint in the parking lot of a bar.
They were booked on aggravated robbery, injury to a child and other charges. And by the way, two of the teens (one of the 16-year-olds and the 17-year-old) were the parents of the little girl.
Talk about family bonding.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/06/13/toddler-survives-being-thrown-from-moving-suv/Sometimes, miracles do occur. A toddler managed to escape with only minor injuries... more
Dutch artist Bart Jansen has paid tribute to his dead cat by stuffing him and giving him wings.
Well, it’s one hell of a way to scare the turd of birds.
After his beloved feline Orville–named after popcorn heir aviator Orville Wright–died from getting struck by a car, he stuffed the cat and fitted it with helicopter wings.
Here’s a description from YouTube:
The Orvillecopter, half cat, half machine. Named after the famous aviator Orville Wright. He was killed by a car. After that he received his propellers posthumously. This is Orvillecopter’s first test flight, Soon to be flying with the birds. Oh how he loved birds. He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday. So this hopping will soon change into steady flight. For the catlovers: it is a tanned hide, just like the shoes you’re wearing.
Watch the incredible video after the jump!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/06/04/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-into-helicopter/Dutch artist Bart Jansen has paid tribute to his dead cat by stuffing him and giving... more
This story is going to knock your socks off! Imagine riding your bad ass motorcycle for a few hours on a gorgeous day, then suffering the horror of a hard-on that refuses to go down…. for a year and eight months!!!!!!
Yep, that’s what happened to poor Wolf Man. It doesn’t get any better than this people.
From USA Today:
A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a “ridge-like” seat gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)” that’s lasted 20 months and counting.
The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/05/13/wtf-man-sues-bmw-for-his-20-month-erection/This story is going to knock your socks off! Imagine riding your bad ass motorcycle... more
Meet 45-year-old Long Island mother Catherine Scalia, who was arrested on Thursday for performing a $100 lap dance for an undercover cop after serving him hot dogs and a drink in her Strips-R-Us hot dog truck. The mother of four took the officer to her East Rockaway home for the extra services. According to cops she was busted eight years ago along with a friend for running a similar operation out of the hot dog truck.
Neighbors near her Baldwon stand made complaints after Catherine distributed her one-on-one strips/topless cleaning service business cards around the neighborhood.
Nassau County Police spokesperson Kevin Smith stated: “She agreed to manually stimulate him for an additional $50.” The undercover agent approached th stand and bought two hot dogs and one water for $5 before the “hot dog hooker” offered the off menu specials! Too bad the cuffs weren’t part of the sex game.
Scalia pled NOT guilty to the prostitution charge and was held on $2,000 bail.
Watch the VIDEO REPORT after the jump!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/05/10/the-hot-dog-hooker/Meet 45-year-old Long Island mother Catherine Scalia, who was arrested on Thursday for... more
YOU DO NOT NOT NOT want to see what a seahorse giving birth looks like… or do you?
It will haunt you forever…
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/04/23/seahorse-giving-birth-gif-is-disturbing/YOU DO NOT NOT NOT want to see what a seahorse giving birth looks like… or do... more
Meet Rene Campbell, a 35-year-old world champion bodybuilder that has spent the past five years bulking her body like The Hulk.
In the latest issue of UK’s Now magazine, the British woman has revealed her struggle to find the perfect man.
The 200-pound champion revealed:
“I’d love a boyfriend who could cheer me on at competitions and cook my chicken for me, but the way I look does make it harder to meet men. But what makes having a relationship even harder is finding someone who can put up with my regimented lifestyle. I was dating two years ago, but the guy struggled with the fact that I had to put my training first.”
Campbell dedicates two hours of hard training each day and maintains a 4,200-calorie daily diet. So, what are her measurements? 48-32-47.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/2012/04/13/female-bodybuilder-cant-find-a-man/Meet Rene Campbell, a 35-year-old world champion bodybuilder that has spent the past... more