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Obama is a fraud & the police are reincarnated Nazis

Is history repeating itself? Today in America, you can be beaten, electrocuted,... more

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Man Goes Diving To Find Bin Ladens Body.. WTF

Un satisfied with the reports of Bid Landen's Death.. This man has undertaken a... more

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John Boehner crying again. This guy must have a serious Hormone imbalance. Sheesh!!!

John Boehner crying in public is getting a little ridiculous. He is such a fraud. I... more

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Sarah Palin: Professional Grifter

It used to be that a huckster would rumble into town in a brightly colored wagon emblazoned with grandiose hyperbole about their stature and abilities. And the townsfolk, how they would flock to this charismatic charlatan, selling them something they thought they wanted, taking their "donations" for the promise of a better life and happier tomorrow. Then they would leave quietly in the night and the next morning the people would wake up, wonder who that wild eyed caricature was, why they were there, and why they got so excited about it.

It's nice to see that some things never change.

Internet personality and reality television subject Sarah Palin is currently cris-crossing the country, a trail of "reporters", whom she supposedly openly despises, clinging to her ass, unsure why they're following her, but knowing if they don't someone else will and people will watch them instead. No express purpose has been given for this continental wander, other than to see the great history spots of this fine country place. If this were a simple sight seeing trip with the family, exploring the many wonders that this land has to offer, it wouldn't require a tour bus with the subtlety of the bass player for Ratt fucking a groupie with a can of hairspray on a pile of tour shirts. What we do know is that she's not running for office, she's not promoting a movie, she's not really contributing anything to anything in any way measurable. What she does seem to be doing though, is taking an expensive independent study 6th grade Social Studies class with all of the money that people give her because... I don't know why.

Sarah Palin isn't going to run for President. Why would she want to? Being President would mean responsibility and accountability and a significant pay cut. So instead she's going to explore the possibilities, and search the belly fires, listen to what her imaginary sky monster tells her to do, and hem and haw and maybe and could be and if you're really Americany I just might, you know, for you. Because as soon as she says she's running, she can't spend her donation money on family vacations, so where's the up side? Being the leader of the free world? Who needs the headache?

The truth is that she doesn't want to be President. Who the fuck would anymore? Hell, she didn't want to be Governor of Alaska, where your only real responsibility is not freezing to death or accidentally eating one or more of your children to survive. What Sarah Palin wants is to be famous. She wants to be rich. She wants to have no responsibility, and be able to, almost expected to, reflexively, instinctively criticize and insinuate and insult, all while deflecting, offering no actual solutions or ideas of any kind and attacking anyone who would ever call her on any of her shit. It's easier to prey on the fears of middle America and talk about what's perceived to be wrong, than to say how to fix it and make actual things actually happen, actually.

So instead of offering anything of substance she shills bottles of Auntie Sarah's Americana Super Tonic Elixir! Good for all what ails ya! For all the REAL Americans. The hockey grizzly moms! The helicopter borne shooters of things! The lockers, the reloaders! Because God put that oil in the ground for America so we should go get it!

Tired of radical muslim extremist socialist Presidents pallin' around with terrorists? Just get yourself a bottle of good ol' Auntie Sarah's Americana Super Tonic Elixir! Tired of the lame stream media covering your every move just like you want them to so long as they don't try to ask you about your opinions or twist your words by playing them back exactly as you said them?

With Auntie Sarah's Americana Super Tonic Elixir you'll finally be able to see exactly what's wrong with America without the hassle of actually offering any ways to solve them, while simultaneously being able to attack anyone who ever questions the inherent greatness and superiority of this most perfect of nations given by lord Jesus McAwesome to the world as a beacon of light and freedom! These, the single 50 greatest United States of the Americas!

So step right up, no pushin' folks, there's no risk of missin' this show! Be amazed, be astounded, be disgusted and revolted by the Arctic Media Monster! The Sad, Inconceivable, Shameless Thing That Won't Go Away! The Incredible, Astonishing, Spectacular Neverdent of the United States of Real America! Sarah Palin: Professional Grifter!

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FEMA Declares Eric Cantor a Disaster Area

One day after Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) stirred controversy by withholding funds for... more

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DOG SH** not DEATH THREATS

If you're going to do something counterproductive and stupid, do something that... more

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What are YOU doing your last night on Earth?

Hope everyone has something excited planned!

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Nirvana - I Feel Stupid

Enjoy the newest video from Nirvana. A tribute to stupidity of all kinds!... more

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Noam Chomsky: My Reaction to Osama bin Laden’s Death

It’s increasingly clear that the operation was a planned assassination, multiply violating elementary norms of international law. There appears to have been no attempt to apprehend the unarmed victim, as presumably could have been done by 80 commandos facing virtually no opposition—except, they claim, from his wife, who lunged towards them. In societies that profess some respect for law, suspects are apprehended and brought to fair trial. I stress “suspects.” In April 2002, the head of the FBI, Robert Mueller, informed the press that after the most intensive investigation in history, the FBI could say no more than that it “believed” that the plot was hatched in Afghanistan, though implemented in the UAE and Germany. What they only believed in April 2002, they obviously didn’t know 8 months earlier, when Washington dismissed tentative offers by the Taliban (how serious, we do not know, because they were instantly dismissed) to extradite bin Laden if they were presented with evidence—which, as we soon learned, Washington didn’t have. Thus Obama was simply lying when he said, in his White House statement, that “we quickly learned that the 9/11 attacks were carried out by al Qaeda.”

Nothing serious has been provided since. There is much talk of bin Laden’s “confession,” but that is rather like my confession that I won the Boston Marathon. He boasted of what he regarded as a great achievement.

There is also much media discussion of Washington’s anger that Pakistan didn’t turn over bin Laden, though surely elements of the military and security forces were aware of his presence in Abbottabad. Less is said about Pakistani anger that the U.S. invaded their territory to carry out a political assassination. Anti-American fervor is already very high in Pakistan, and these events are likely to exacerbate it. The decision to dump the body at sea is already, predictably, provoking both anger and skepticism in much of the Muslim world.

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http://www.guernicamag.com/blog/2652/noam_chomsky_my_reaction_to_os/It’s increasingly clear that the operation was a planned assassination, multiply... more

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What is NonAggressionism?

The non-aggression principle (also called the non-aggression axiom, or the... more

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College: How To Go From Being Stupid To Looking Stupid To Feeling Stupid (VIDEO) - The Daily Blender

Meet Spermman super FAIL. This has to be the fastest way a person can go from just... more

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Help Others Understand They Should Not Be Slaves & Freedom Is Inevitable

No one has the right to own you. http://www.peacefreedomprosperity.com/?p=4134

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Politicians, prostitutes, priests....(Update) - Lexington courts | Examiner.com

A few days after my most recent article; Politicians, prostitutes, priest and... more

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Joey Corbin is a Rockstar!

I made this video so i could pass on a little bit of my magic! If your a rock star... more

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Politicians, prostitutes, priests and pedophiles: The Lexington connection - Lexington courts | Examiner.com

Have you seen me? That is the question posed by the missing children ads on milk... more

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New Black Panthers Turn on Obama in an N-Word, Uncle Tom Tirade (Content Warning)

You Should Have Listened to Farrakhan When You Were at His Table: New Black Panthers... more

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Disappearance of Most of JAPAN - EDGAR CAYCE PROPHECY - EARTH TIDE

3 NEW QUAKES HIT JAPAN - RING OF FIRE - EARTH TIDE NORTH AMERICA NEXT... more

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Man Handing Out FIJA Brochures Indicted On Jury Tampering Charges Although Its Freedom Of Speech

Julian Heicklen, a former Penn State University Chemistry Professor, believes jurors... more

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Randomness: No Surprise Style

A random roundup of humorous, odd, weird, funny, stupid, and wtf articles. This week:... more

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Randomness: Bad Idea Style

This week: infinte rectums, C-section Midge, Norwegina snot rockets, deep fried... more

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