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Dave… Dave really man. You have too much personal time bro!
All human activities produce waste. When one drives an automobile, carbon monoxide is expelled. After eating a meal, a person tends to create what most reputable scientists refer to as “shit.” Sexual relations are not exempt from this rule.Dave… Dave really man. You have too much personal time bro! All human... more
A cargo ship carrying ten thousand cases of Trojan brand condoms was torpedoed yesterday by a Vatican warship and sank to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico. [more]
http://theskunk.org/2010/04/vatican-naval-forces-sink-shipload-of-condoms/A cargo ship carrying ten thousand cases of Trojan brand condoms was torpedoed... more
PPGNW says it is targeting college students and millennials who are already comfortable with social media in hopes of spreading the word about healthy sex!PPGNW says it is targeting college students and millennials who are already... more
"Is that a QR code in your pocket, or do you just want to tell the world where you last had sex?"
"Summary: No, it's not a check-in app for orgy-goers. It's part of an effort by one Planned Parenthood chapter to hook up with members of the social-media generation."
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57386305-1/qr-coded-condoms-let-you-share-the-site-of-your-tryst/?tag=contentMain;contentBody;5n"Is that a QR code in your pocket, or do you just want to tell the world where... more
We chronically underestimate how complicated condom use can be. It involves the use of a condom, while negotiating the condom use and sex with a partner all at the same time!We chronically underestimate how complicated condom use can be. It involves the use of... more
Porn industry mulls leaving LA if condoms required
Lawmakers flip on piracy bills protested on Web
Obama, GOP back in tussle over oil pipelinePorn industry mulls leaving LA if condoms required Lawmakers flip on piracy bills... more
In a sexual health initiative, Beijing authorities are giving away free condoms to its citizens via a custom-made iPhone app called FreeCondom...In a sexual health initiative, Beijing authorities are giving away free condoms to its... more
Coming up on today’s show, we have David Waldman from Daily Kos back on the show to give us an update on the Super Congress.
We also have Amanda Marcotte from Pandagon back on the show to give us her take on the Herman Cain sexual harassment scandal and the proposed insane Mississippi personhood amendment.
Plus we have an update on Rick Santorum’s war on condoms from none other than the Incredible Hulk.
And we have the world premiere of the trailer for Rick Perry: The Movie.
We’ll also be discussing updates at Occupy Oakland, the New York’s Post ridiculous attack on Occupy Wall Street, and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker being confronted by protesters in Chicago.
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For More info go to —> http://matthewf.net/ http://twitter.com/#!/MattFilipowicz and http://www.youtube.com/user/matthewmattmattComing up on today’s show, we have David Waldman from Daily Kos back on the show... more
The Center for Biological Diversity is distributing more than 100,000 condoms in packages with pictures of endangered species through the month of October all over the United States. The Endangered Species Condoms project connects the impact of population growth on plant and animal species extinction. More information at www7BillionAndCounting.org.
http://vimeo.com/29737237The Center for Biological Diversity is distributing more than 100,000 condoms in... more
This is a mixtape where rapper Mitsurugi Kazumaru tries to allow both his Cel-Man Iller and Little Boy Satan persona coexist. Picture this: The end result is a mash up of traxXx created, written, and recorded in the middle of a pentagram, selling a soul and sacrificing a first born. Lyrics are over the top and edgy. Simple yet witty. Cel-Man Iller is known for much better lyricism than this but in his own words stated that, "I didn't want to constantly come out with a mixtape where I'm just a dude using these big words with these dope beats and people are like, 'YEAH this is dope!' but once they leave my presence, 'I don't know what that nigga was talking about though in his raps.' So this is like...a dumbed down version of Cel-Man honestly...it hurt to do it but...-shrugs-" This is the mixtape he made for everyone to enjoy and vibe to while still carrying around his Horrorcore, acid rap status. It's a 14 track mixtape, though on the Peanut Butter Mech BandCamp you will notice it only has 13. Apparently the Charlie Sheen Status single is apart of the mixtape as well but due to an offer from iTunes was distributed separately to increase revenue. The emcee also had this to say, "Fans have known me for versatile lyrics in the past, the only difference between that and this mixtape is all of my old work had a monotone feel to it, as if I had the wording and was working on a delivery. This mixtape has/delivery/Flubeum/lyrics. 3 key elements, The Prunes gotta bring the grafitti now.
There is an expansion pack to the album coming soon titled Light Of The Darkness: Six Sick Shits. Unlike the prior installment it won't be 'Cel-Man's' mixtape but instead L.B.S'. 'Production for it is going quite well, got some new engineering techniques down so mixing will go way better and people won't be complaining about the vocals being to loud now.' So keep a look out for it, there is one track on the bandcamp promoting the song titled "Punch A Fucking Baby [Spray On Condoms/Old School Pussy]
A horribly mixed song with a horrible message, about possessions, murder, dismemberment, rape, sodomy, drugs, the only thing we don't hear about is money and cars in the song. The song is the most obnoxious piece of work I've ever heard but apparently that will be the most obscene song on the mixtape...we think.
http://peanutbuttermechherbanlyf.bandcamp.com/album/light-of-the-darkness-six-sick-shits-2This is a mixtape where rapper Mitsurugi Kazumaru tries to allow both his Cel-Man... more
"I take one everywhere I take my penis..."
An Intercourse, Pa. district judge could be stripped of his seat if found guilty of “disrepute” by a judicial panel for allegedly handing out condom-filled acorns to women outside of the state Capitol.
Magisterial District Judge Isaac Stoltzfus inserted unwrapped condoms into hollowed out acorns and gave them to two female state employees outside the Capitol Sept. 21, reports the Intelligencer Journal.
"They make a nice afternoon snack, try them. I'll be here tomorrow, let me know what you think," Stoltzfus told the women, according to the complaint obtained by the Intelligencer Journal.
When the women opened the acorns and found the unwrapped condoms, they reported Stoltzfus to police. The 20-year veteran judge was cited for disorderly conduct but the charges were later dropped after prosecutors determined he hadn't committed a crime.
During a deposition in the Judicial Conduct Board’s investigation, Stoltzfus said under oath that he “has collected, hollowed out, and placed unwrapped condoms inside thousands of acorns during his tenure as a Magisterial District Judge; and that he gave the condom-filled acorns to individuals appearing before him in his Court in order to raise awareness for the efficacy of condom use against unplanned pregnancy and disease," reports the Intelligencer.
If the Court of Judicial Discipline finds Stoltzfus guilty of failing to act "in a manner that promotes public confidence in the integrity of the Judiciary," he could be suspended with or without pay or removed from the bench, reports the Intelligencer Journal.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Intercourse-Pa-Judge-Cited-for-Handing-Women-Condom-Filled-Acorns--123360523.htmlAn Intercourse, Pa. district judge could be stripped of his seat if found guilty of... more
Suzy Chavez, 31-year-old local woman from Albuquerque, New Mexico, has been accused of engaging in sex with her 14-year-old male babysitter multiple times.
Chavez is charged with rape and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
According to investigators, Chavez gave the boy drugs, performed lap dances and the two had sex at least 15 times.
The boy also said Chavez’s 9-year-old son walked in on them once while they were having sex.
Investigators said the sexual relationship went on for about a month. Investigators said the boy told them they never used condoms because Chavez “did not believe in them.”
http://sexcrimewatch.blogspot.com/2011/03/31-year-old-woman-performed-lap-dances.htmlSuzy Chavez, 31-year-old local woman from Albuquerque, New Mexico, has been accused of... more
Malaysian police say they have recovered about 700,000 condoms that were stolen while being shipped to Japan two months ago.Malaysian police say they have recovered about 700,000 condoms that were stolen while... more
Ke$ha is a fan of SAFE SEX! The “Tik Tok” singer just struck a deal with LifeStyles Condoms to have 10,000 customized condoms to throw into crowds at her upcoming live shows.
MORE http://bumpshack.com/2011/03/05/kesha-the-new-face-of-lifestyles-condoms/Ke$ha is a fan of SAFE SEX! The “Tik Tok” singer just struck a deal with... more
More than 700,000 ultrathin Japanese condoms have gone missing on its way from Malaysia to Japan. Malaysian police are working hard to investigating the disappearance of the rubbers.The condoms are worth some $1.5 million if sold at Japanese retail prices; they are, the AFP dutifully reports, 14 percent thinner than "conventional" condoms (if you believe its maker).Sagami Rubber Industries is Japan's first condom maker, and according to them the shipment was loaded into a container at its factory in northern Malaysia, but that it was empty with the locks replaced when it arrived in Tokyo."We take the matter of the missing condoms very seriously... we are investigating the matter," a Malaysian police spokesman told AFP.Sato Koji, manager of the Sagami rubber factory in Malaysia's Perak state, said they had lodged a police report over the loss of the shipment."We are unhappy over the incident. This is the first time such a thing has happened since our Malaysian production started in 1997," he told AFP.Freight forwarders say goods being shipped out of Malaysia go missing routinely and that many cases are inside jobs.More than 700,000 ultrathin Japanese condoms have gone missing on its way from... more
Jimmy (Walt Frasier) has a crush on his teacher is having trouble with his grades in school so his teacher (Laurice Fattal) keeps him after school to find out what the problem isJimmy (Walt Frasier) has a crush on his teacher is having trouble with his grades in... more
After a long absence, BACKLINE is back with a look at the recent decision by Pope Eggs Benedict XVI that prostitutes trying to prevent HIV infection could use condoms. Wolf Douglas takes a look at the Catholic Church and how the Pope works in mysterious ways. WHACKO-TV hit the streets of Rome to get a terrific interview with a male prostitute.After a long absence, BACKLINE is back with a look at the recent decision by Pope Eggs... more
Wikileaks has exposed the real world as crushing the world we use to know.
It has also exposed Julian Assange and his intimate sex life. The exposed government are fighting fire with fire. He lived by using the sword of public scrutiny so maybe he going to die by the same sword. His reputation ruined by a honey-trap.
In the world we use to know our friends’ sons and husbands are fighting the Taliban and supporting the government in Afganistan to make it a safer world.
In the real world, the US knows that, “[Karzai is] a paranoid and weak individual unfamiliar with the basics of nation-building.”
In Julians world he was a good guy loved by women. In the real world he is a rapist denied bail for sexual assault.
In our cosy familiar world our leaders know what they are doing while under the diplomatic spot light they are seen as weak and ineffective like, then-PM Kevin Rudd described as “mistake-prone control freak” who makes “snap announcements without consulting other countries or within the Australian government”.
Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is described as “feckless and vain” and had profited from a “nefarious connection” with Russian PM Vladimir Putin.
Through the Internet we know Julian’s intimate bed room actions and scumbag promises. Promises to wear condom then doesn’t. Carries on with sex although women changes her mind. A stag or a slag depending on how you look at it.
http://www.deathtoglamour.com/cat/0/blogs/538Wikileaks has exposed the real world as crushing the world we use to know. It has... more
"What's the difference between John Belushi and Blake Midgette? John Belushi's liver is in better shape... You might be Blake Midgette if you asked Baskin-Robbins to make taint one of their flavors." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin roasts Blake Midgette, leaving Richmond, VA for Austin, Texas. Roastmaster is Joe Hafkey at Cafe Diem May 31, 2010."What's the difference between John Belushi and Blake Midgette? John... more