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Polygamous Future? With Gay Marriage Inevitable, will Plural Unions be Legalized Next?

Polyamorous Unions, aka Polygamy, is an ancient marriage institution - will it be... more

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Mitt Romney's Family Kidnapped by Cartel (Drug Cartels vs. Mormons Part 7/7)

Romney's Mexican cousin was held for ransom by the Cartel. So what does... more

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Brazil May Let Marriages of 3 People Proceed

Well you knew it was coming. A Brazilian magistrate has allowed case of 3 people... more

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The Jewish Carpenter Would Look Down on George Carlin’s Nailing Fools

George Carlin once said, "If you can nail together two things that have never... more

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Birthers Turn Their Attention to Mitt Romney and Mexican Heritage

It’s not just a racist stab at one of their own. The group has filed a lawsuit... more

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The Nation's "It" Mormon Girl

CNN... . February 5th, 2012 05:33 PM ET . Crossing the plains and... more

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Polygamist Leader on Trial in TX for Child Sex Abuse & Other Crimes.

Warren Jeffs, born & bred to be the leader of the FLDS church, ruled an isolated... more

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Sweden Wants to Steal Your Baby’s Genitals

As men, our number one mission in life is to ensure that no harm comes to our external... more

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'Obedient Wives Club' spreads across Asia

JAKARTA/KUALA LUMPUR - INDONESIAN Gina Puspita traded a career in aircraft engineering... more

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Effective Immediately! [Memo 9]: Fertilizing the Tree of Liberty

The following are effective immediately!

9.1 Fertilizing the Tree of Liberty
Effective immediately, no one is allowed to use Thomas Jefferson's quotation, "The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants," unless they first use all their own blood. Demanding others contribute blood as well would be socialist, and good patriots know that Jefferson wouldn't promote socialism. They don't know what socialism is, but god damn it, they're sure Jefferson would be against it as much as he was against sex with free white women.

There are already too many armchair warriors. You know the type. They're constantly using Jefferson's quote from the safety of their computer keyboard. They've got an extensive NRA bumper sticker collection proclaiming their willingness to die to subsidize the Firearms Manufacturing Industry. And when bin Laden was killed, they gasped "We got 'im!" at the TV before collapsing back into their recliner, crushing their last crate of Ho-Hos.

No more quoting Jefferson for them!

But what about people who actually do shed blood and try to sell that act as serving the cause of liberty? Heck, that's a perfect description of murderer Timothy McVeigh. Look, if you really want be an American martyr, or launch a jihad for Jesus made in the USA, or you just feel like dying because some lobbyist tricked you into doing so by converting select passages of the USA's historical documents into a sales pitch, you have to remember this is the land of personal responsibility, individuality and initiative. So you first. Water that tree with every last drop of your own blood and only your blood. The rest of us will add the fertilizer.

9.2 Extreme Makeover: Polygamist Cult Edition
Effective immediately, polygamist cults need to start dressing the women hotter. What is the point of being god's chosen ones if all your many wives look like identical extras from Little House on the Prairie? Come on, polygals! Sex it up! More Hefner, less heifer!

And polyguys, I know you're not fans of equality, but you've got a part to play, too: get some new clothes! For heavenly father's sake, overalls are as likely to impress the chicks as tweeting them a picture of your penis. We all can't be on the cutting edge of fashion, true, but at least try for something post-eighteenth century.

With these simple tips, you'll all be looking your best on national TV when the FBI inevitably raids your compound.

9.3 Pirate Sludge Not Worth Seein'
Effective immediately, there will be no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies. The need for this requirement should be self-explanatory to anyone who has seen the movie. Yes, I said movie, not movies, since the only thing that changes from one noisy mess to the next is the title. Of course you know I'm kidding. Everyone knows the title doesn't change! Only the subtitle does.

Sincerely,

Larry Nocella
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Video: Should polygamy be legalized?

Carolyn Jessop who was born into a polygamous family says no. Jessop testified... more

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ePolygamy.com

The Mormon church spent millions supporting Prop 8 in California, and produced several... more

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Video: Polygamy Laws — Is polygamy legal or illegal in Canada?

Is it okay to have multiple marriages? Some of these families have 30 children and... more

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Robert Mugabe: Yes to Polygamy, No to Gay Rights | Gay Rights | Change.org

I wonder if Robert Mugabe is sitting at home watching Big Love right now. After all,... more

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Big Bad Love

You've never seen love THIS big, or bad...

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Huckabee likens gay marriage to incest, polygamy; gay couples should not be permitted to adopt-"Children are not puppies

Mike Huckabee, a possible Republican presidential candidate in 2012, says the effort... more

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Wild Relationships, Part 5

A countdown of short films about unusual approaches to love and intimacy. Part 5... more

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Italian feminist and politician calls Mohammed a polygamist and pedophile on TV: Stormy debate.

http://www.adnkronos.com/AKI/English/CultureAndMedia/?id=3.0.3971621330 Milan, 9... more

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Texas polygamist sect member found guilty of sexual assault - CNN.com

A polygamist sect member arrested following last year's raid of a west Texas... more

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Malaysia suggests legislators wed single mothers

A Malaysian state representative has suggested that legislators should marry single... more

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