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A random round up of sophomoric, crass, WTF articles from around the intertubes. This week: Prop 8 is overturned, Montanta Fishburne/Chippy D still wants to be a porn star, and whale sperm hair conditioner. Oh, and plenty of robots and stuff about Japan too.A random round up of sophomoric, crass, WTF articles from around the intertubes. This... more
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Two women were arrested for igniting a brawl at a kindergarten graduation ceremony after a Facebook feud turned physical.
According to reports, Queiona Burt, 31, and Marina Ruth Vargas, 29, began arguing at a graduation ceremony at Puesta del Sol Elementary School in Victorville, Calif. But things between the women turned physical, prompting 20 men to jump–escalating it into a full-blown brawl.
Police say the incident started over a comment about the Lakers one of the women made on the other’s Facebook page.
The women were charged with interference with peaceful conduct on campus and unlawful acts committed at school grounds, and could face up to six months in jail on the first count and 90 days in jail for the latter.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17748Two women were arrested for igniting a brawl at a kindergarten graduation ceremony... more
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A 43-year-old Ohio woman was arrested after dialing 911 FIVE times to ask for a date.
According to reports, Bernadette Music was intoxicated when she called emergency dispatchers to find her a date. On audio released by the police department, she’s heard saying that she had “a hard time getting a hold of a date line.” She added: “And I look healthy, I’m 5’1 and ok…I weigh 120 pounds.”
When officers arrived at her building, she refused to open her door until they told her she would find the male officer attractive. The woman also urinated in the building hallway.
Bernadette was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct while intoxicated.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17671A 43-year-old Ohio woman was arrested after dialing 911 FIVE times to ask for a date.... more
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A Maryland man was arrested for spraying a woman with human semen as she was exiting a grocery store!
Police say 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. was staring at a woman inside a Giant food store in Gaithersburg, then followed her to the parking lot where he approached the victim from behind and used a liquid pump spray–similar to soap dispensers–to spray her back and hair. It was determined that the liquid was filled with human semen.
Edwards was charged with second degree assault with the possibility of additional charges, and was released on $4,000 bond.
Police believe there may be other victims and encourage anyone who was attacked to come forward.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17684A Maryland man was arrested for spraying a woman with human semen as she was exiting a... more
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A farmer in Zimbabwe says his cow has given birth to a pig!
Tinos Mberi was horrified to see how his cow delivered an animal completely unlike itself. “The whole body and size was that of a piglet,” he told the Zimbabwe Situation. “The nose and mouth was like that of a pig, except that it did not have a hairy body.”
He says the same cow had previously delivered healthy calves, and believes black magic is at play. “I think it is the work of some black magicians,” he said. “How can anyone explain such a horrible occurrence. It is the work of black magicians who are trying to scare me off the land.”
But a local veterinarian says that no supernatural powers are at work. The “piglet” is just a deformed cow, he says.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17638A farmer in Zimbabwe says his cow has given birth to a pig!
Tinos Mberi was... more
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A South African scientist says the image of Jesus appeared in the coffee stains on two different mugs, a year apart to the day!
He says the first holy image formed after he watched a religious documentary, reports IOL. Conflicted about faith, he says he asked God “Give me a sign, show me something, I know I am arrogant,” and then went to bed. When he woke up he was stunned to find the image of Jesus on the cross in a stain. “This was not made by a human hand,” he says.
A year later to the day, the former atheist says Jesus appeared to him AGAIN on a different mug. “I saw the face of Jesus with the crown, and it was not a dead Jesus but one who was alive with his eyes open.”
And now, the man is sharing his experience to find an answer. “I know I have a soul which I cherish and I know I must be careful of what I say. I plead with anyone to examine the mugs and explain how the pictures were formed,” he says.
He added: “I am not a Christian, and I’ve never read the Bible. But I have started moving closer to God every day.”
The man wishes to remain unnamed.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17600A South African scientist says the image of Jesus appeared in the coffee stains on two... more
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A woman in Scotland plummeted 10ft. through the roof of a building when a panel collapsed as she had SEX with her CHEATING lover.
Roads were closed off for more than an hour, and it took “two fire engines, three ambulances and several police cars” to rescue the woman who suffered only minor bruises and cuts in an embarrassing fall in a Aberdeen, Scotland city center building on Friday morning, The Telegraph reports.
But for Alex, 19, the thrilling sex was worth it and she would do it again.
“We decided to have sex on the roof because we were bored. It was just a bit of adventure-seeking fun, but it all turned scary,” she told The Sun. “We had a camera, we thought ‘why not take some photos?’. He was holding the camera, I was climbing the roof and fell one storey.”
She added: “I don’t regret a minute of it. I might even do it all again.”
Witnesses saw the pair “rolling about naked” on top of the four-story building, and were stunned when the woman fell into an abandoned shop below. A workman in the area told the Telegraph he had no idea how they were able to access that part of the building and that “it’s full of asbestos.”
Alex says she met her lover over the Internet and they meet up for sex “whenever they get the chance,” but finding a place to get intimate has proven to be difficult because she lives with her parents and he lives with his fiancée. She hopes the media attention doesn’t hurt his relationship: “I’m worried he’s going to get into a lot of trouble over this,” she said.
The randy pair have been charged with breach of the peace.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17531A woman in Scotland plummeted 10ft. through the roof of a building when a panel... more
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Dallas police arrested a woman who tried to hold-up a convenience store by intimidating a store clerk with her dancing.
Video surveillance allegedly shows Theresa Hutchinson–and her male partner who remains at large– barreling in a 7-Eleven store, reports Fox News 4. The man jumps over the counter and begins stuffing a bag with cigarettes while Hutchinson allegedly begins dancing on the tabletop to distract the clerk. Her oddball behavior was thought to be influenced by drugs, according to the source.
Police say the clerk was frightened at first, but when he realized they didn’t have any weapons, he grabbed a stick to defend himself. That’s when the woman jumped off the counter and tried to back him away from her partner by dancing again. But both men begin arguing and a struggle ensued. Hutchinson then grabs a checkout scanner and tries to strike the clerk, but he over powered her partner and wrangled away the bag filled with cigarettes. The suspects fled.
After Fox News 4 aired the odd footage, viewers were able to identify the dancing woman and tipped authorities.
Hutchinson is now behind bars on robbery charges and police say her partner, along with a third person, are responsible for another robbery in the area.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17518Dallas police arrested a woman who tried to hold-up a convenience store by... more
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A random round up of sophomoric, crass, weird, odd, WTF articles from around the intertubes. This week: Laurence Fishburne's daughter goes slutty, Katy Perry and Genesis making a hit album, and a cow is executed for seducing a man. Oh, and plenty of robots and stuff about Japan too.A random round up of sophomoric, crass, weird, odd, WTF articles from around the... more
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A rural Indiana man was arrested after he tried to cash a forged check for $1 million at a bank drive-through window.
According to reports, 21-year-old Justin C. Johnson admitted to forging a blank check he received from a man who owed him money for some work he did. He allegedly wrote the jaw dropping number for a million even though he knew that it wasn’t the amount he was supposed to be paid.
When he presented the check to the teller through the drive-through window, she refused to cash it and alerted the authorities. The defendant drove off, but the teller kept the check and wrote down his license plate number. She also made a copy of his driver’s license.
Johnson was arrested at his residence and admitted to signing a check that was not valid. He was charged with one count of forgery, a class C felony.
You have to give this ‘rual’ kid some credit–he was soooo close to getting his own mansion with a water slide, dancing with Karen Duffy in a fountain and thwarting three bumbling crooks (one who happens to be Tone Loc). Wait a minute, do you think he saw Disney’s Blank Check?
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17462A rural Indiana man was arrested after he tried to cash a forged check for $1 million... more
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Last night on The Joy Behar Show, the second most beloved redhead around here (click here to see who’s the #1 ginger on my list) dished with three women from TLC’s docu-series Strange Sex Lives–and yes–the title of the show holds true.
Sexpert Barbara Carrellas is gifted in the art of the mind f*ck. Seriously. She can “think” herself into wetting a seat just by breathing a certain way. NOTE: Let’s hope they change the chairs out before the next guest arrives.
Angie Harmon doppelganger Jaiya (who we will only refer to as “the lucky one” from now on) gabs on her long-term “polyamorous” relationship with TWO men.
And lastly, our FAVORITE sex fan is 74-year-old “quintessential cougar” Hatti whose shocking sex fantasy had Joy clutching her pearls.
But the best part comes when mind f*cker Barbara reveals that she “really gets off” by breathing herself into different animal forms–including a SNAKE. If she knows of a breathing technique that can turn someone into a horse, I’m buying her book.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17467Last night on The Joy Behar Show, the second most beloved redhead around here (click... more
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An Alabama woman was terrified the moment a stranger broke into her home, got in her bed and tried to have sex. But it’s her brother’s strong words and animated delivery in a local interview that has made the attack an Internet hit.
The victim, Kelly Dodson, says a man climbed through her window and got in bed with her when she was asleep in her Huntsville apartment early Wednesday morning. “I was attacked by some idiot out here in the projects,” she told WAFF. “He tried to rape me. He tried to pull my clothes off.” The brazen attack happened with a small child lying next to her.
Her brother Antoine heard her scream and fought off the attacker, but he fled. “Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park,” he said. “He’s climbing in your windows, he’s snatching your people up, so y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband, ‘cause they’re raping everyone out here.”
Police are investigating the attack and are asking anyone with information to come forward.
Although the suspect is still at large, Antoine had a stern warning for him: “You don’t have to confess you did it. We are looking for you. We gonna find you. I’m letting you know now so you can run and tell that homeboy.”
WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW AFTER THE JUMP!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17426An Alabama woman was terrified the moment a stranger broke into her home, got in her... more
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A Cleveland couple is recovering from shock after suffering a brutal attack by a one-legged man.
According to reports, George Pryszlak, 58, and his wife Nadine, 52, were walking to their car when 27-year-old Kalid Mansour, on only one leg, leaped from his wheelchair and began punching them in the face.
“I remember him clutching on to me to steady himself and punching me as hard as he could in the face,” Nadine told WKYC. She says she now suffers from nightmares, headaches and is afraid to go outside.
“She was hysterical, screaming for her husband. It was terrible,” a witness said. “I was walking by 10 seconds before that. It could have been me.”
A bystander came to the rescue and subdued the attacker until police arrived.
The husband was bloodied and bruised and the wife was taken to the emergency room where she received 11 staples to close the back of her head..
Mansour was arraigned on Saturday and was charged with aggravated battery and felonious assault.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17379A Cleveland couple is recovering from shock after suffering a brutal attack by a... more
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Police say a New Hampshire teen was so furious with her mother she tainted her Kool-Aid with Lysol after an argument!
According to reports, 17-year-old Brittany Merrill was arrested on Monday on a misdemeanor count of reckless conduct after she poisoned her mother’s Kool-Aid with a household disinfectant as a revenge act stemming from a dispute they had two days ago.
Police say the victim’s throat began to burn after she consumed the drink and could detect a chemical odor. She called 911 for help, but when emergency authorities arrived she refused to be hospitalized.
The defendant has been ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation and her mother obtained a no-contact order, barring her daughter from returning home. But she does say that she’s willing to let her daughter back once she receives treatment for mental health woes.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17306Police say a New Hampshire teen was so furious with her mother she tainted her... more
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A Texas woman says she spotted the image of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus in rocks.
Stephanie Madden, a Granbury resident, says she saw the holy image in two oddly shaped rocks on a walk during a break at work.“It looks like Mary holding baby Jesus to me,” she told CBS 11 News. “You can see the cape or shawl or whatever it is she covers her head with and wraps around him.” She added: “And you can see her face looking down at him.”
But don’t call it a coincidence–Madden believes it is a divine sign. “Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous,” she says. “I was showing them to people at church Sunday morning and one of the members said ‘hey do you know in the bible it says, in Luke 19:40, ‘If my people become silent that even the rocks will cry out’.”
“That hit me as confirmation that I’m supposed to say something,” she says.
And now, Madden has taken to the Internet to share her rocks and hopes it will resonate with others.
“Some people see it, some people don’t,” she says. “I don’t really care if people think I’m crazy.”
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17263A Texas woman says she spotted the image of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus in... more
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. OMG. Hold on, just a sec. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. No wait, I can’t breathe. Hold on. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Whew, okay. All better now.
This hot mess is an Ohio woman named Mary Elizabeth Torres who was arrested for driving with an alcohol level three times over the legal limit. She had her 3-year-old son, 6-year-old son and 6-year-old niece seated in the car without seat belts.
According to the police report, “Torres practically fell to the ground when officers asked her to step out of the vehicle. She admitted to downing four shots a half an hour before getting behind the wheel with the children in her care.”
WATCH THE VIDEO REPORT AFTER THE JUMP!
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17238HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. OMG. Hold on, just a sec. HA HA HA... more
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A woman in the country of Georgia was stunned the moment her CAT gave birth to a DOG!
She says her cat was in labor for two days and delivered a puppy with the ears and tail of a cat and the body of a canine. The miracle pup even has whiskers. Local news stations captured video of the “catdog” feeding from its mother and even got a cat-lick bath.
Puzzled scientists say it’s possibly a mutation caused by radiation, and cross-species breeding is unlikely.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17174A woman in the country of Georgia was stunned the moment her CAT gave birth to a DOG!... more
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A 20-year-old California man has the longest tongue in the U.S.
Nick Afanasiev, native of Moscow, has become an Internet hit–scoring more than a million YouTube views and TV appearances on Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Tyra Banks Show by showing off tricks with his 3.5-inch long tongue. It’s only .36 inches shorter than the world recorder holder, Stephen Taylor, from the UK. But he’s miles more attractive than that guy, so he’s the real winner here.
He’s hoping the attention will help further his acting career, having already appeared in some films and TV shows like I, Carly. As a bonus, he’s single. He says that most guys tell him that he’ll be a hit with the ladies, but most girls are scared of it. To that I say, step aside.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17135A 20-year-old California man has the longest tongue in the U.S.
Nick Afanasiev,... more
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Kings of Leon abruptly stopped their concert on Friday because pigeons began raining down tokens of affection on the band. That’s a nice way of saying “shitting.”
Daily Mail explains:
Jared Followill (bassist) had been hit several times already when a particularly large splat landed on his face near his mouth.
That proved too much for the rockers, who fled the stage in St Louis, Missouri just three songs into their set.
Apparently the rafters of the Verizon Amphitheater were infested with pigeons, who didn’t exactly hesitate to express their opinion on the music being played.
Kings of Leon manager Andy Mendelsohn said: ‘Jared was hit several times during the first two songs.
‘On the third song, when he was hit in the cheek and some of it landed near his mouth, they couldn’t deal any longer. It’s not only disgusting, it’s a toxic health hazard. They really tried to hang in there.’
Pussies. Their opening acts, The Postelles and The Stills, were able to play through the chunky downpour. “We couldn’t believe what [they] looked like after their sets,” Followill told reporters. “We didn’t want to cancel the show, so we went for it. We tried to play. It was ridiculous.”
Either those pigeons had a lot to unload, or they were saving only the very finest pearls for KOL. Me thinks the latter because pigeons are known to be very patriotic and they obviously don’t like how KOL talk junk about “Americans having bad taste in music.”
Full refunds are being issued, but the band promises to make it back to St. Louis “as soon as we can.” TRANSLATION: BITCH, YOU CRAZY.
In order to deal with life’s stumbles–including pigeon shit–you should ALWAYS look to Family Guy for an answer. Observe:
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17094Kings of Leon abruptly stopped their concert on Friday because pigeons began raining... more
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A Florida woman was arrested after she stabbed an acquaintance on a city bus using a pick comb.
According to reports, 22-year-old Ashley Pound, entered the bus on Thursday and began arguing with the victim, Erica Sears. The victim says things quickly turned violent when Pound began punching her in the face. Passengers on the bus tried to intervene, but Pound brandished a pick comb and stabbed Sears in the left hand. The fine teeth of the comb punctured her hand and went all the way through.
Pound was apprehended at her home at short time later and admitted to hitting and stabbing the victim. She was charged with Aggravated Battery and held without bail.
http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=17055A Florida woman was arrested after she stabbed an acquaintance on a city bus using a... more
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