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Resource: CU-Boulder team wins nearly $780,000 ‘Reinvent the Toilet’ grant from Gates Foundation

a crapper that just might work for the rest of the world... maybe

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Swedish Left Party Wants Men to Urinate Sitting Down

The Left Party in Sörmland is taking a stand to ensure men take a seat when... more

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Pooping!

All good hippies know that bodily functions are nothing to be shy about. In fact they... more

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Stupid, Sexist T-Shirt Pulled from Shelves. So Here's a New One!

Oh, I was just so ANGRY when I saw that JCPenney was offering a t-shirt that could... more

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Mr. President, Put Up Your Dukes or Step Aside.

The deadliest enemy facing America is not the Taliban, not Al Qaeda. It's the... more

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Toilet 2.0 — The New King of Thrones

For as much time as people spend on the toilet, you'd think someone would have... more

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Transgender Woman Beaten by Two HOODRATS at Baltimore McDonalds (VIDEO)

A 22-year-old transgender woman, Chrissy Lee Polis, was brutally attacked by an... more

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Shake, rattle and poo! New vibriting pill to cure constipation

Scientists may have come up with the most exciting new way of tackling constipation -... more

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You Make The Best Decisions When You're Desperate To Wee

Make sure you are busting for a wee before popping the big question because you will... more

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Mom Busted After Dumping Newborn in Stadium Toilet

A South Carolina mom has been busted after she gave birth in a stadium bathroom in the... more

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Which is worse: Dependence on Foreign Oil or Toilet Paper? by Alan Hogan

It all comes down to toilet paper. Does anyone realize that we are more dependent on... more

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Study shows Graffiti may be key to happiness, or at the very least can help in a "pinch"

Pinch one off, drop the kids off at the pool, however you refer to the ritual, relaxing the sphincter of the anus is key. The Crack Team (pun intended) of researchers at JohnStallWisdom.com has just concluded the study titled " METHODS TO PROMOTE THE RELAXATION OF THE INTERNAL SPHINCTER OF THE ANUS" The top method discovered was reading Graffiti while "chopping the log" or as many refer to it, "taking a dump". In the course of its research the JSW team fond a disturbing trend sweeping the country. It appears that significant funds have been diverted from the Obama Stimulus Plan for painting over John Stalls. It has forced many public toilet users to re-read "Made in China-Waist 34-100% Man Made Material from the insides of their belts. "Proper relaxation of the sphincter can best be achieved through the reading of fresh content" the report goes on to explain. Martin Lewis, Media Director at John Stall Wisdom advises 'anyone who wishes to have fresh Graffiti at their disposal while dumping to carry their laptops,smart phones, netbooks into the Stall and log into the all new website:

http://www.johnstallwisdom.com

The following was excerpted from an article found in the course of the study on afraidtoask.com:

The small and large intestines are muscular tubes. Normally, these tubes contract in different ways to both mix the digesting material and to slowly force the contents down the gut towards the anus. About four times a day, a mass movement forces the stool through the colon and towards the rectum. When you eat a meal, food traveling through your upper gut causes muscle to contract throughout your gut, and stool from your colon is pushed into the rectum. This is called the GASTROCOLIC reflex. This is why your morning coffee can trigger you to need to move your bowels. This is also why babies poop after they eat. The reason why you don't poop after every meal is because you have learned to control when and where you pass stool as you were growing up.

Defecation, or the act of passing stool, is partially voluntary and partially involuntary. In other words, you can control some parts of it, but not others!

When stool enters the rectum, the rectum expands. This causes a nerve reflex, which relaxes the internal sphincter of the ANUS, and gives you the urge to move your bowels. At this point you tighten your external sphincters until you can find a toilet or other appropriate place to evacuate your bowels. When you are ready to make a BM, you take the position (sitting or crouching) and consciously relax your external sphincters. The muscles of your pelvic floor (levator ani - L) will also relax, thus allowing the stool in your rectum to pass through to your anus. Muscular contractions and gravity help push the stool through your anus, and out.

How often should I be moving my bowels?
There are no set rules as to how often is normal. Though the majority of people move their bowels once a day, this varies considerably depending on your diet, activity, illness, and many other factors. Once a day is a general rule-of-thumb, although some "normal" people may have a bowel movement only once in 2 or even 3 days. Sometimes people can have more than one BM a day.

What does a normal bowel movement look like?
A normal bowel movement should be some shade of brown, should be soft but still formed, and should be roughly the size and shape of sausage links, although this can vary with the softness of the stool. Your stool takes the shape of your colon. Foods and vitamins you eat can affect how your stool looks and smells, but so can diseases discussed in the following section. Normal bowel movements DO NOT contain blood, and are not black or tarry.Pinch one off, drop the kids off at the pool, however you refer to the ritual,... more

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History Lessons...

The following informtion was excerpted from a Masterpiece Website,... more

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TOILET GRAFFITI, The Origin of Social Networking

A large percentage of public bathroom stalls are “marked” with toilet... more

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Graffiti On The John Stalls....Study shows Graffiti may be key to happiness, or at the very least can help in a "pinch"

Pinch one off, drop the kids off at the pool, however you refer to the ritual, relaxing the sphincter of the anus is key. The Crack Team (pun intended) of researchers at JohnStallWisdom.com has just concluded the study titled " METHODS TO PROMOTE THE RELAXATION OF THE INTERNAL SPHINCTER OF THE ANUS" The top method discovered was reading Graffiti while "chopping the log" or as many refer to it, "taking a dump". In the course of its research the JSW team fond a disturbing trend sweeping the country. It appears that significant funds have been diverted from the Obama Stimulus Plan for painting over John Stalls. It has forced many public toilet users to re-read "Made in China-Waist 34-100% Man Made Material from the insides of their belts. "Proper relaxation of the sphincter can best be achieved through the reading of fresh content" the report goes on to explain. Martin Lewis, Media Director at John Stall Wisdom advises 'anyone who wishes to have fresh Graffiti at their disposal while dumping to carry their laptops,smart phones, netbooks into the Stall and log into the all new website:

http://www.johnstallwisdom.com

The following was excerpted from an article found in the course of the study on afraidtoask.com:

The small and large intestines are muscular tubes. Normally, these tubes contract in different ways to both mix the digesting material and to slowly force the contents down the gut towards the anus. About four times a day, a mass movement forces the stool through the colon and towards the rectum. When you eat a meal, food traveling through your upper gut causes muscle to contract throughout your gut, and stool from your colon is pushed into the rectum. This is called the GASTROCOLIC reflex. This is why your morning coffee can trigger you to need to move your bowels. This is also why babies poop after they eat. The reason why you don't poop after every meal is because you have learned to control when and where you pass stool as you were growing up.

Defecation, or the act of passing stool, is partially voluntary and partially involuntary. In other words, you can control some parts of it, but not others!

When stool enters the rectum, the rectum expands. This causes a nerve reflex, which relaxes the internal sphincter of the ANUS, and gives you the urge to move your bowels. At this point you tighten your external sphincters until you can find a toilet or other appropriate place to evacuate your bowels. When you are ready to make a BM, you take the position (sitting or crouching) and consciously relax your external sphincters. The muscles of your pelvic floor (levator ani - L) will also relax, thus allowing the stool in your rectum to pass through to your anus. Muscular contractions and gravity help push the stool through your anus, and out.

How often should I be moving my bowels?
There are no set rules as to how often is normal. Though the majority of people move their bowels once a day, this varies considerably depending on your diet, activity, illness, and many other factors. Once a day is a general rule-of-thumb, although some "normal" people may have a bowel movement only once in 2 or even 3 days. Sometimes people can have more than one BM a day.

What does a normal bowel movement look like?
A normal bowel movement should be some shade of brown, should be soft but still formed, and should be roughly the size and shape of sausage links, although this can vary with the softness of the stool. Your stool takes the shape of your colon. Foods and vitamins you eat can affect how your stool looks and smells, but so can diseases discussed in the following section. Normal bowel movements DO NOT contain blood, and are not black or tarry.Pinch one off, drop the kids off at the pool, however you refer to the ritual,... more

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Toilet Graffiti - Huge Collection of Toilet Graffiti at John Stall Wisdom...

Toilet Graffiti - Huge Collection of Toilet Graffiti at John Stall Wisdom... Toilet Graffiti from around the globe is collected and displayed here. Join for free and submit your own! Toilet Graffiti from around the globe is collected and displayed on the http://www.JohnStallWisdom.com website. You will find displays of art, poetry, wit, humor, virtually every emotion man has ever had and expressed on the stall. Graffiti is often funny. Sometimes graffiti makes us think. Sometimes graffiti is is ridiculous to you but makes perfect sense to others. Is graffiti art in it's most perfect form? Hell, we don't have a clue... we just collect the stuff, put it on display along with tons of other fun stuff and invite you to visit. The graffiti collection at JSW is among the best on the web. JohnStallWisdom.com, Purveyor of Toilet Graffiti and Bathroom Humor Entertainment and occasionally some really useful stuff announced today the launch of the Graffiti photo section of it's now famous website. . JSW would like to remind the public that membership to the site is free and all members are encouraged to contribute to the collection.
Martin Lewis, Media Director for John Stall Wisdom has stated that the Origin of Social Networking was likely a tree that was used for cover when man relieved himself and he carved messages for others to decipher all while he was taking care of business. Fast forward a few centuries and “stalls” were built around the "john" (first flush toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington, thus the name) giving mankind a much more conducive substrate to communicate socially. TOILET GRAFFITI will remain as the most enduring form of social networking as long as man uses a common place to relieve himself. MySpace was once "the place to socialize" and express your art, individualism, and your personal reflections and make them known to total strangers as well as your co-workers and fellow students. Facebook is now the current popular forum to express your thoughts, pleasures and opinions. We will be writing on the John Stalls long after Facebook evolves into obscurity. Others will come and go as mankind goes forward but TOILET GRAFFITI will stand the test of time just as it has for the millenniums that have passed.Toilet Graffiti - Huge Collection of Toilet Graffiti at John Stall Wisdom... Toilet... more

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It's a s**t-hot day to celebrate World Toilet Day!

Friday is usually anything but a crap day, but today is not just any Friday -... more

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Best Halloween Costume Prank Ever (VIDEO) - The Daily Blender

You can get hot chicks to pull their pants down and sit on you.

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Condom cloggs Commonwelth Games Village's sewers.

"Today several new records are building whereas old ones are breaking, but a... more

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Off the Wall Toilets

A selection of toilets from the bizarre, funny and functional!

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