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Tube Gallery label was founded by a duo of young designers: Saksit Pisalasupongs and Phisit Jongnarangsin in 1999. Thailand based label carries ready-to-wear clothing with a touch of spring couture. Tube Gallery presented colorful and dramatic designs at theTube Gallery label was founded by a duo of young designers: Saksit Pisalasupongs and... more
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There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant global super power. Maybe you’ve dropped a couple nuclear warheads on an enemy, kicked some dirt in their face and asked their quivering corpses, “Now what?!” Perhaps you export all of your worst social trappings to the four corners of the world and poison cultures with dreams of throwing away everything that’s made them special as a people in search of a dream of blue jeans and Coke-a-cola in a bottle. Either one of these are sure fire signs that you’re King Shit and the world needs to get used to the cold hard fact that they’re just going to have to take it for a while.
Most of the time when a power reaches this level, it takes a while to fully realize just when and where they staked their claim to heavy weight super power status. It’s the kind of thing usually best left to historians to pinpoint years, even decades later. And while I’m no history scientist, I think I can nail down for you right here and now exactly when China announced to the world that they were taking their place as masters of the planet. And it is here: China is making robots to stick it’s dick in, and there is fuck all we can do about it.
A couple weeks ago at what the Chinese cleverly called a “medical supply expo”, but which I know full well is China’s 4th Annual Invitational Handjob Robot Design Competition, they revealed this year’s winning entry, the “Automated Semen Collector”. Said to be designed for “patients who have trouble getting erect, or feel uneasy with the traditional erotic magazine and plastic cup method of semen collection” and that “this new medical breakthrough may provide some welcome relief.”
I don’t pretend to understand Asian culture and anyone who does is just seeing how long you’ll believe all of the crazy things they’re making up on the spot. In my extensive research on the subject of Japanese sexuality I have discovered that they have a thing for plaid skirts, that no intercourse is consensual or free of tentacles and that their reproductive organs are a cruel jumble of blurry squares. I know very little about Chinese fornication specifically, but based on their development of penis fondling robots, I think it’s safe to say that they are of a similar mind.
I get that the Asian culture is very repressed which causes such violently crazy sexual deviance to emerge when you peel back the surface, but I don’t understand how a jerk off machine in a doctor’s office could possibly be a more welcome, less uneasy experience than ogling pixellated school girls and depositing your communist goo in a cup the way America’s god intended it! But I also know that this is just sour grapes from a man who doesn’t have a robot to stroke me off while trying, and failing, to figure out what exactly to do with my hands the entire time. And it’s just made to sound all the hotter when I read the sensual copy that accompanies this Pleasure Nurse:
The patient stands before the machine and puts his penis, flaccid or erect, into the tube-shaped protrusion, whereupon it moves forward and back automatically like a piston. The inside of the tube is lined with a soft silicon material that provides gentle stimulation until ejaculation is reached.
And I know that I personally would be very disappointed if the machine itself did not recite this bit of text over and over until it’s mission had finally been accomplished or the subject tore itself from its grasp, unable to ever stop screaming again. Which ever punned first.
But bigger than national pride or the future of our nation’s economic independence, news of this kind is, I think, the most important reason we need to pay back our debt to China as soon as possible. Just imagine for a second that you had the technology to make robots to jerk you off and someone else had the money you could be spending to make them. Me, in that situation; I’d be super pissed.
So the sooner we get China their money back, the sooner we can get to work on trying to close the gap in this substitute arms race. We’re America damn it, we can do anything we put our minds to and I say to you here and now that by 2021, we can, we will, we MUST put an American made suck bot on every red white and blue penis in this great land of ours! Our time has not yet passed, you hear us China?! Our robots have not yet BEGUN to suck! USA! USA! USA!There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant... more
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Maybe New Yorkers are just that little bit tougher than us Brits. Have a look at this video and ask yourself if you would be as cool as Mr Nochalance here - if you were standing next to the open tube doors on the Piccadilly Line…
Apparently the doors remained open for two and a half minutes before closing. The NYC Metro officials called the incident "very disturbing". Duh, yeah?!Maybe New Yorkers are just that little bit tougher than us Brits. Have a look at this... more
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The Force is with Adam in this Star Wars tutorial. These are two lightsaber props you will NOT "have a bad feeling about" creating...The Force is with Adam in this Star Wars tutorial. These are two lightsaber props you... more
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According to zdnet and Mobile Today, London is weeks away from making a mobile network deal for the Underground. Mobile Network says the investment is worth £150m and will use "leaky feeder technology." which was also used in the Chilean mine rescue.
"The deal, which will see operators provide both a 3G and 2G signal, entails placing signal ‘repeaters’ in each station to push the signal down the line. It will run through cables known as ‘leaky cables’.
Operators have so far agreed to roll out the service on the Jubilee and Central lines, Mobile understands."-Mobile Today http://www.mobiletoday.co.uk/Mobile_Exec/Networks_seal_%C2%A3150m_tube_deal.aspx
The article quotes a source, who said the plans are for the service to be running by the Olympics. However, Mobile Today said the mobile companies did not comment on their story.According to zdnet and Mobile Today, London is weeks away from making a mobile network... more
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Overcrowding on trains in England and Wales will get substantially worse over the next four years despite rises in ticket prices, a report by MPs says.
The Public Accounts Committee (PAC) said the Department for Transport's own plans suggested targets for increasing passenger places would be missed.
It blamed the failure on the absence of any requirement to improve capacity within train operators' contracts.
The government said plans to improve the situation would be unveiled soon.
Chairwoman of the PAC Margaret Hodge said MPs were concerned that the "already unacceptable levels of overcrowding will simply get worse and ever more intolerable".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11713792Overcrowding on trains in England and Wales will get substantially worse over the next... more
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It's getting ever so complicated to keep track on what's happening in the tube murder case of transgender human rights lawyer David Burgess - also known as Sonia.
Today it emerged in court that the woman who has been charged with the murder of Mr Burgess herself in the process of becoming a woman.
It was the first time since the arrest that it has been revealed that the defendant is a man. Unshaven 34-year-old Nina Kanagasingham, of Chichele Road, Cricklewood, north-west London, appeared at the Old Bailey today for the first time. When Judge Timothy Pontius asked the defendant if the sex change had been completed he was told it had not and that the defendant wished to be referred to as Nina.
Mr Burgess, 63, was struck by a train at King's Cross Underground station during evening rush-hour last Monday. He was a human rights lawyer and a senior partner in his firm, with more than 40 years’ experience in immigration law. He had brought human rights cases against North Korea.
Since his death it has emerged that he advertised himself as a 'pre-op' transsexual escort looking for paid encounters with men on a website.
Mr Burgess, who had two adult daughters and a son by his ex-wife. His family knew him as both Sonia and David.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1325544/Woman-accused-transgender-Tube-murder-MAN-undergoing-sex-change.htmlIt's getting ever so complicated to keep track on what's happening in the... more
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An engineering train cause havoc on the Northern Line Friday morning, after it passed six stations non-stop without a driver.
The engineering train passed Archway, Tufnell Park, Kentish Town, Camden Town, Mornington Cresent and Euston, before grinding to a halt at Warren Street. Trains were diverted to avoid collision and disruption affected the entire line. Transport for London and the Rail Accident Investigation Bureau have launched an investigation.
Source: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23866764-runaway-tube-train-travels-three-miles-on-london-underground.doAn engineering train cause havoc on the Northern Line Friday morning, after it passed... more
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It's summer time! People everywhere are gearing up to prove just who can pull off the best poolside stunts. Watch infoMania this Thursday at 10/9c and find out all the key water safety tips Professor Brett Erlich urges filmmakers to keep in mind during their quest for viral stardom this season.
infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Erin Gibson, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10/9c on Current TV.
Go to http://current.com/infomania for more, and make sure to check out our Facebook profile for special features at http://facebook.com/infomania.It's summer time! People everywhere are gearing up to prove just who can pull off... more
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From reading reports, it sounds like the Rail Unions are building towards a strike for tube drivers sometime this summer.
City AM, highlights the cause of the strike being related to job threat, safety and pay rises, while pointing towards disputes between private and public areas of London transport.
"TL was brought in to oversee urgent upgrade work to the Jubilee, Piccadilly and Northern lines but has come in for fierce criticism for falling behind. TFL took control of TL this month after paying its shareholders £310m for their equity."-City Am,
City AM, also point out the Rail Union RMT criticised the buyout by saying the mayor of London could have cut the TL contracts instead of buying the shares "allowing it to overhaul the upgrade work at a fraction of the cost."-Cityam (I recall the TL contracts recently popped up in an issue of private eye).From reading reports, it sounds like the Rail Unions are building towards a strike for... more
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A victims' charity has said it is "astonished" artwork by notorious British criminal Charles Bronson has been put on display on the Tube.
The drawing, which depicts a head with three faces poking out of a straitjacket, went on display at Angel station in north London on Monday.
Benjamin Moore, from Art Below, which displays art on the Tube, said the artwork was "unique".
The National Victims' Association said it was "depressed" the work was put up.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8644468.stmA victims' charity has said it is "astonished" artwork by notorious... more
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Rows over immigration which blame migrants for everything from lack of services to housing shortages fail to consider the role that migrants have played in fighting for more for everyone and creating great cities. Lesser – known migrant, but brilliant engineer Marc Isambard Brunel invented the Tunnelling Shield which paved the way for the underground system and the channel tunnel. This is the first of a series investigating the role of migration in the development of civilization.Rows over immigration which blame migrants for everything from lack of services to... more
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Escalator etiquette in most countries tends to match the rules of the road. In New York and Taipei, motorists and escalator users keep to the right, while in Singapore and Tokyo both keep to the left.
So why do passengers on the London Underground stand on the right-hand side of escalators when the rules of the road dictate that we drive on the left?
The mystery has been solved by a silent film from the 1920s that has been restored recently for The Times BFI 53rd London Film Festival.
A visual joke in Underground, the first film to use extensive footage of the Tube, shows how the design of early escalators meant that it was important to step off with the right foot.
Unlike modern “comb” escalators, where the end of the moving stairway is at right angles to the direction of travel, older “shunt” escalators ended with a diagonal so that the stairway finished sooner for the right foot than for the left.
The idea was to allow passengers to keep their left foot on a moving stairway as they stepped off with their right.
Passengers who chose not to walk down the escalators were asked to stand on the right so that anyone wishing to overtake them at the end would be able to take advantage of the extra section of moving stairway.
When Underground was released in 1928, most Londoners were familiar with escalators but Asquith was the first film director to make them an important part of the plot.
Underground will receive a gala performance as part of The Times BFI 53rd London Film Festival on Friday at the Queen Elizabeth Hall.Escalator etiquette in most countries tends to match the rules of the road. In New... more
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Mayor Boris Johnson said that Tube fares will rise by 3.9% and London bus fares by 12.7%.
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From January, a weekly bus pass will increase from £13.80 to £16.60 and a zone one Oyster pay-as-you-go Tube fare will go up 20p to £1.80.
Meanwhile the existing £8 daily congestion charge to drive into central London will rise to £9 for people using a new automatic payment system and £10 for people who stick to the current options.
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From SKY NEWSMayor Boris Johnson said that Tube fares will rise by 3.9% and London bus fares by... more
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