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Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government.
“Youse won’t be hearing about government gridlock any more,” said Johnny “Sweet Toes” Baducci, the new Speaker of the House.
“That’s why they call us organized crime,” Baducci explained. “We keep things in order so everything goes okay, and everybody gets what’s coming to them. The people we replaced weren’t doing that. I guess you can call them disorganized crime.”
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