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Erotic Comics editor Tim Pilcher sees what you're thinking! (Audio Interview)

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Cartoonist Howard Cruse packages Wendel for the modern gay reader! (Video interview)

Video interview with gay underground cartoonist Howard Cruse, who talks about his new... more

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Conan O'Brien Officiates Gay Wedding of Scott Cronick and David Gorshein (VIDEO)

Conan officiates the wedding of costume designer Scott Cronick & his partner David... more

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Linda Wall, Virginia House Of Delegates Candidate, Admits Lesbian Affair With Minor

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Female teacher accused of sexual relationship with 14-year-old girl

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The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly Because of Gays

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Lesbians Take Down Plane With Heat Seeking Kissle

“Get these monkey fightin’ lesbians off this Monday through Friday plane!”

The greatest threat to American air travel, right now, as I am typing this very important piece of internet fluffery, is not exploding shoes, or slightly larger than tiny bottles of shampoo, or the stinky guy. No, commercial air travel enemy number one, is lady kisses!

Now, you and I, being people of a reasonable nature who exist in a world where things happen, have likely seen a lesbian before, whether we like it or REALLY like it. We, being human animals with the ability to move our heads a not unreasonable degree (I mean, not like, owl levels or anything, that’s crazy and unreasonable, let’s not get all fantastical now gentle reader) and have a fair working knowledge of what it is that we prefer to bear witness too and what it is that we simply will not linger upon, no matter how pant tighteningly hot it is. And while the majority of us do not own aero-planes, dirigibles or any other manner of flying machine, we do own something, be it a mode of transportation or posession otherwise, that we likely would not clutch fearfully to our chest sobbing uncontrollably simply because a lesbian happened to be lesbianing in, on or near to it.

But then, I guess that’s what makes us different from Southwest Airlines.

It seems a lady (to call her a “celebrity” would be KIND of stretching it. She’s known, more than I am, sure, but “celebrity”? meh) kissed another lady while in mid air and that caused quite a stir, and not just the trousery kind that that sort of exchange usually engenders. It seems as little as one flight attendant and as many as one flight attendant and “several” passengers were unable or unwilling to employ their neck muscles to avoid the horrible, ghastly sight of two sets of soft, warm lips, coming together in a loving face embrace IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE!

This interaction prompted a talking to by Southwest staff and resulted in these filthy consenting adults being thrown from the plane upon its landing. Which is a confusing part of the story to me, perhaps because I don’t do a lot of plane flighting, what what with my uncanny power of unaided human flight (a direct result of my prolonged exposure to your planet’s yellow sun) but I always thought that once a plane had landed, it wasn’t strictly necessary to escort someone from it, as, unless they planned on paying rent, that was the entire purpose of a plane’s landing, so that one could then disembark and continue on toward the destination that the plane flight had aided in expediting. So it just seems that escorting someone from a plane after it lands is just kind of a dick move. Is there a fear that, without the forceful prodding of Southwest employees these two lady pervs would continue to face slam one another willy nilly, further endangering all of those around them to varying levels of arousal depending upon their personal proclivity?

I get that people have personal tastes and beliefs and dislikes and prejudices. I understand. I myself can’t stand to see people. But when I see one or more of these “people” doing anything ever I don’t immediately tell them to stop doing it because I don’t like that I’m able to see them doing it. I don’t ask the nearest other person that I don’t like to stop the activity of two people who have absolutely nothing to do with me simply because what they’re doing is visible. So why should anyone, in this dazzling age of spinal rotation, be so offended by something that they have to actively look at, when the other 340 degrees of potential visible landscape would likely offer unto them something that even their hateful little minds would find inoffensive?

I guess just the fact that they would KNOW that someone was in some way happy near them would just be too much. And the only thing that gets THEM hard, is interfering in the happiness of others. So thanks for ruining it for the rest of the passengers, haters of sexy things. Now I’m going to have to jerk off to the over priced electronics gadgets and lemon bar recipes in the in flight publications… again…

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Get Your Digital Diddle On: It’s Only Natural

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If a Married Lesbian Couple Saves 40 Teens from the Norway Massacre and No One Writes About it, Did it Really Happen?

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Lea Michele ‘outed’ on Twitter?

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GLBT Pride and Joy!

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Is Homosexuality a Choice?

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Politically Correct History is the History of Our Times

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Nate Silver: The Future of Same-Sex Marriage Ballot Measures

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Sweden Wants to Steal Your Baby’s Genitals

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Why There Will Never Be A Straight Pride Day

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Anarchgay in the USA

Every time a gay thinks about marrying, God gets punched in the taint by the Devil and... more

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Why I fell so hard for ‘A Gay Girl in Damascus’ (and why the hoax makes me angry and conservative)

One of my touchstone moments for understanding the relations of the US and the Arab world was an exchange at a crowded outdoor restaurant five years ago in Aleppo, Syria. My wife and I were out to dinner with someone we'd met there and grown to like, a Tunisian woman who worked in Dubai. Very modern. And we were talking all about American policy in the region when I said to her, "Hey what's the deal with the role of women in the Arab world?" She said in a quiet voice, "Let's talk about this when we get back to the hotel."

I was surprised that she felt a need to censor herself in a public place. And then on our way back to the hotel, I thought, Well there are subjects we censor ourselves about publicly in the U.S. I wouldn't go into a restaurant in New York and launch into the Israel lobby.

Then later I thought, Well, I'm going to deal with the U.S. censorship issues-- we gotta fight the powers that be!-- and let the Arabs deal with their censorship issues.

And that is why I fell hook line and sinker for A Gay Girl in Damascus. I thought, here at last is the strong voice of an Arab woman openly taking on the oppressive traditions in her society. I am on her side, I celebrate her presence.

I posted from A Gay Girl a few times. I completely bought her story in February that her father had faced down thugs who had come to arrest her, and that he embraced her sexuality at the family's front door. And when the blog said she had been arrested a week back, I said I was praying for her and urged my government to jump in.

What a fool. Today, thanks to the energies of people like Ali Abunimah, Andy Carvin of NPR, and our contributor Seham, I know that A Gay Girl was a hoax. She was the fabrication of Tom MacMaster, an American writer in Scotland. You can hear him talking on BBC about his confection, an interview in which he doesn't show much awareness. I think he must be spinning emotionally like Anthony Weiner. Apparently he's apologized at the Gay Girl site, which I'm allergic to visit right now. On BBC, he explained that people dismissed him when he tried to talk about the issues as an American. So he invented a name to get "real facts and opinions" discussed, the "actual issues." The facts he provided about Islam are "true."

I feel angry today that I was punked, and doubly angry that MacMaster played on my credulity about the Arab world. I was the perfect mark. I wanted what Gay Girl was saying to be true: I wanted to believe that an out lesbian woman could be so empowered and vocal inside Syrian society.

You can call me an orientalist, and you can say that occupation and ethnic cleansing and massacres and imprisonment are more important issues than gay rights, and you can say that America is still a traditional society in some places, and fine, I won't quarrel with you. I know I'm seeing surfaces; I'm a universalist in my (gullible) heart; I can tell you that on my last visit to Egypt a covered and apparently-traditional woman I shared a car with through the Sinai on New Year's 2010 turned out to be a free spirit, who brought me to a sybaritic party on the Red Sea, and I thought I don't know the half of it. But again: Can an out lesbian be embraced by her family in Syria? I don't know.

My wise friend James North likes to say that we all have conservative and radical and liberal and militant elements in our political hearts, and different circumstances call on the different aspects, and this fraud calls on the conservative in me. We're in a global conversation, and I think the east has something to learn from the west about these freedoms.

And I have a lot to learn about the internet.

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Two Days In May - 22nd and 23rd, 1979. | Newstalgia

Two rather hectic days in May in 1979. In case you forgot what they were - you can... more

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California Teacher Gets Prison for Molesting Young Girl

Meghan Allison Stewart, 28-year-old female teacher from Humboldt County, California,... more

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