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Raven-Symoné Is a Lesbian, Dating ANTM AzMarie Livingston

Actress Raven-Symoné is apparently into girls and currently happily living with... more

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Words With Girls Episode 1

New comedy webseries http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3kIs71MbTU

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Romney’s cousin: Mormonism is a ‘fraud’

By David Edwards Monday, March 26, 2012 13:34 EDT Mitt Romney’s second... more

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Idiot Pastor Advocates Gay "Final Solution"

"A North Carolina pastor's disturbing anti-gay sermon has gone viral, and... more

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BASE APPEAL

The Republican party continues it's war on everything by appealing to the most... more

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Romney's New Unforced Error: Richard Grenell - Twitter Trickster

Caught again with no place to hide.

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Harvey Milk Day at the Castro Theatre

I was contact by Michelle Lutz who is involved with Harvey Milk Day event April 22nd... more

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Hartmann confronts anti-gay leader: Do closeted gays run your movement?

By Stephen C. Webster Friday, April 13, 2012 9:02 EDT On Russia Today TV’s... more

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Michele And Marcus Bachmann's 'Ex-Gay' Clinic's Practices Described By Undercover Lesbian Filmmaker

Although Marcus Bachmann has continually denied that his Christian counseling clinic... more

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Undocumented and Unafraid, Queer and Unashamed

Jorge has an honest conversation with us. He knows first hand what the answer is - and... more

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Erotic Comics editor Tim Pilcher sees what you're thinking! (Audio Interview)

Audio interview with Tim Pilcher, editor of the two volume set, Erotic Comics.... more

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Cartoonist Howard Cruse packages Wendel for the modern gay reader! (Video interview)

Video interview with gay underground cartoonist Howard Cruse, who talks about his new... more

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Conan O'Brien Officiates Gay Wedding of Scott Cronick and David Gorshein (VIDEO)

Conan officiates the wedding of costume designer Scott Cronick & his partner David... more

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Linda Wall, Virginia House Of Delegates Candidate, Admits Lesbian Affair With Minor

Linda Wall, a conservative independent Virginia candidate for the House of Delegates,... more

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Female teacher accused of sexual relationship with 14-year-old girl

Rebecca De La Garza, 26-year-old PE teacher at Thompson Intermediate School, Houston,... more

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The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly Because of Gays

http://goo.gl/k28i9 -- I wish there was a modern professor Henry Higgins who could... more

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Lesbians Take Down Plane With Heat Seeking Kissle

“Get these monkey fightin’ lesbians off this Monday through Friday plane!”

The greatest threat to American air travel, right now, as I am typing this very important piece of internet fluffery, is not exploding shoes, or slightly larger than tiny bottles of shampoo, or the stinky guy. No, commercial air travel enemy number one, is lady kisses!

Now, you and I, being people of a reasonable nature who exist in a world where things happen, have likely seen a lesbian before, whether we like it or REALLY like it. We, being human animals with the ability to move our heads a not unreasonable degree (I mean, not like, owl levels or anything, that’s crazy and unreasonable, let’s not get all fantastical now gentle reader) and have a fair working knowledge of what it is that we prefer to bear witness too and what it is that we simply will not linger upon, no matter how pant tighteningly hot it is. And while the majority of us do not own aero-planes, dirigibles or any other manner of flying machine, we do own something, be it a mode of transportation or posession otherwise, that we likely would not clutch fearfully to our chest sobbing uncontrollably simply because a lesbian happened to be lesbianing in, on or near to it.

But then, I guess that’s what makes us different from Southwest Airlines.

It seems a lady (to call her a “celebrity” would be KIND of stretching it. She’s known, more than I am, sure, but “celebrity”? meh) kissed another lady while in mid air and that caused quite a stir, and not just the trousery kind that that sort of exchange usually engenders. It seems as little as one flight attendant and as many as one flight attendant and “several” passengers were unable or unwilling to employ their neck muscles to avoid the horrible, ghastly sight of two sets of soft, warm lips, coming together in a loving face embrace IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE!

This interaction prompted a talking to by Southwest staff and resulted in these filthy consenting adults being thrown from the plane upon its landing. Which is a confusing part of the story to me, perhaps because I don’t do a lot of plane flighting, what what with my uncanny power of unaided human flight (a direct result of my prolonged exposure to your planet’s yellow sun) but I always thought that once a plane had landed, it wasn’t strictly necessary to escort someone from it, as, unless they planned on paying rent, that was the entire purpose of a plane’s landing, so that one could then disembark and continue on toward the destination that the plane flight had aided in expediting. So it just seems that escorting someone from a plane after it lands is just kind of a dick move. Is there a fear that, without the forceful prodding of Southwest employees these two lady pervs would continue to face slam one another willy nilly, further endangering all of those around them to varying levels of arousal depending upon their personal proclivity?

I get that people have personal tastes and beliefs and dislikes and prejudices. I understand. I myself can’t stand to see people. But when I see one or more of these “people” doing anything ever I don’t immediately tell them to stop doing it because I don’t like that I’m able to see them doing it. I don’t ask the nearest other person that I don’t like to stop the activity of two people who have absolutely nothing to do with me simply because what they’re doing is visible. So why should anyone, in this dazzling age of spinal rotation, be so offended by something that they have to actively look at, when the other 340 degrees of potential visible landscape would likely offer unto them something that even their hateful little minds would find inoffensive?

I guess just the fact that they would KNOW that someone was in some way happy near them would just be too much. And the only thing that gets THEM hard, is interfering in the happiness of others. So thanks for ruining it for the rest of the passengers, haters of sexy things. Now I’m going to have to jerk off to the over priced electronics gadgets and lemon bar recipes in the in flight publications… again…

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Get Your Digital Diddle On: It’s Only Natural

Birds do it, bees do it, even perverts in the trees do it. Let’s do it,... more

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If a Married Lesbian Couple Saves 40 Teens from the Norway Massacre and No One Writes About it, Did it Really Happen?

By this point, most of you have heard about the tragedy in Norway a few weeks ago when... more

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Lea Michele ‘outed’ on Twitter?

Lea Michele was “outed” on Twitter today after an actor posted a playful... more

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