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I have a handful of conservative friends. Not so many that I could be considered a sympathizer. Just a few.
Being friends with them isn't always easy, but maintaining the relationships make me feel better about myself. After all - if I can look past something as ominous as conflicting political views - I must be a truly enlightened individual, right?
So we eat lunch together. We go out for drinks. One of them gave me a handjob. It's fine.
Yesterday, while sitting with a group of the right-wingers, I hear: "It's a fact. The people of Massachusetts have spoken."
Of course that person was referring to the GOP special election win by Scott Brown, the new pickup-driving Senator and former pin-up model, who had enough decency to cover up his junk but not his tangled mess of pubic hair in an '82 edition of Cosmo:
So - right then and there - I decided to drop a bombshell on their elephant-loving asses.
"Facts are for suckers," I said. "I don't believe in them."
The group let out a boisterous laugh. The handjobber blushed. Surely she hoped it was just another one of my super-engaging conversation starters.
"What is that supposed to mean?" someone asked. "It doesn't even make sense."
"Doesn't it?" I challenged back. "You show me a fact and I'll show you someone trying to prove a point. Facts are for suckers. I believe in the truth. It's universal."
Their collective jaw dropped. The Sereno legend lives on.
And it's no joke. Facts are bullshit. They're used to motivate people and support points of view. The next time you hear someone say "in fact ...," listen to what follows. It'll no doubt be a direct attack on what you know to be true.
On Dragnet, when Joe Friday asked for "just the facts, ma'am," did he get the truth? No. He received a borderline-useless eyewitness account of what happened. The whole show was spent searching through the misleading facts that plagued his investigation.
When the FDA releases facts on cigarette smoking is it to fuel its own agenda? Yep. That agenda may be loosening the stranglehold tobacco has on the United States, but it's still an agenda. And it'd be nowhere without those eye-opening and strategically-placed facts.
... So is it a fact? Have the people of Massachusetts spoken? Depends who you ask. As for me, I'll be sipping a margarita and floating in a pool of the truth. You should join me.
There isn't a gratuitous pubic hair in sight.I have a handful of conservative friends. Not so many that I could be considered a... more
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Thanks, Cosmo. Thank you very much. We are all too stooopid to figure out how to use ice in sexy ways in the bedroom. My favorite one involves putting ice between your boobs and then letting him tittyf--- them. Cosmo, you are truly a waste of a brain cells.
Here's a winner:
5. Ask him to touch you with it over your thin-skinned spots: wrists, inner elbow, behind your knees. Stimulating those sensitive areas feels so sensual.
WHAT?! I don't think I could ask anyone to do that because I would probably feel retarded. "Cmon...it will feel SO SENSUAL...." Stop it, Cosmo. Just stop it.Thanks, Cosmo. Thank you very much. We are all too stooopid to figure out how to use... more
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Christina Aguilera, gave cleavy flicks for the Cosmopolitan magazine's Sweden January 2009 issue.Christina Aguilera, gave cleavy flicks for the Cosmopolitan magazine's Sweden... more
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Actress Scarlett Johansson has received an apology from Cosmopolitan magazine after they published an interview which included quotes the actress denies giving.
Johansson had threatened legal action over the interview.Actress Scarlett Johansson has received an apology from Cosmopolitan magazine after... more
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Here is Scarlett Johansson on the cover of Cosmopolitan, flaunting her perfect proportions in our faces. Let’s see: round breasts that form an impressive and real cleavage? Yes, spotted. Minuscule waist that...Here is Scarlett Johansson on the cover of Cosmopolitan, flaunting her perfect... more
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Conor demonstrates Cosmo’s top four sex noises and so much more in our rapid-fire rundown of the week’s magazine cover storiesConor demonstrates Cosmo’s top four sex noises and so much more in our... more
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You know you were wondering.
John Mayer (and the crowd goes wild).
He is pretty funny, 2 guys 1 cup at Pink Berry. The speedo.
What exactly does being a Fun, Fearless Male entail? You know you were wondering.
John Mayer (and the crowd goes wild).
He is... more
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Screw what's expected of you! Cosmo says it's OK to just say YES in 2008 to things you normally would think twice about. Here are a few things to say it to...I think #3 sounds REALLLL nice!
What do you guys think!?Screw what's expected of you! Cosmo says it's OK to just say YES in 2008 to... more
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Cosmopolitan Magazine has become a bible for the martini swilling, fashion conscious, and orgasm starved female. While this has been helpful to women by aiding them in achieving the perfect bikini wax, it has regularly clouded their minds about men. In fact, I would say that Cosmo has done more damage to men than Barry Bonds has done to baseballCosmopolitan Magazine has become a bible for the martini swilling, fashion conscious,... more
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Little tips to make your man fall over the edge. This seems silly, but you know you wanna read it. The Tips:
Give him a job:
Ask him to fix or build you something. Performing concrete tasks is a way of bonding that enhances his sense of success.
Ask his opinion:
Whether its about your 401(k) options or the best travel sites, it telegraphs that you value his brain as much as you do his brawn.
Wear soft materials:
Delicate textures like rayon, silk, and fur trigger an intense response in men. These fabrics accentuate your softer, feminine nature, which heightens his amorous instincts.
More in the article.
Is this BS?
Little tips to make your man fall over the edge. This seems silly, but you know you... more
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Heres a more intense climax to add to your repertoire. Your new slogan may become Ill take mine blended.
I love Cosmo.
Heres a more intense climax to add to your repertoire. Your new slogan may become... more
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Apparently these topics are taboo for teasing: Money, Hair, Height and Manhood.
Uh oh.
Is this true guys, if so, Why? Apparently these topics are taboo for teasing: Money, Hair, Height and Manhood.... more
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You may have seen some of these guys, being that all the premiers have past (I think). In case you are still trying to figure out which show to watch - based on which shows have the hottest guys, here you go! (TAYE DIGGS - yet another show, dood just give up) You may have seen some of these guys, being that all the premiers have past (I think).... more
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