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The voluptuous tennis star flaunts her curvy figure but has a hard time finding a bikini bottom that can contain her big booty!The voluptuous tennis star flaunts her curvy figure but has a hard time finding a... more
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When your boyfriend or husband is unemployed and you're earning the dough, the relationship could suffer.
Bread, bacon, clams - whatever you call it, women are the ones bringing it home these days.
According to The New York Times over the past year, as companies from Citibank to GM announced massive layoffs, a full 82 percent of the people getting pink slips have been men. Any day now, women are expected to become the majority of the American workforce.
On the one hand, more women being primary money-makers is amazing-a real opportunity for us to get over the way-outdated idea that supporting a family is a man's job. But on the other hand, relationships can suffer when one source of income is lost and power dynamics shift.When your boyfriend or husband is unemployed and you're earning the dough, the... more
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I love love love refashioning clothes. I have a big pile of t-shirts that I just don't wear anymore, so I like to cut them up and change the way they look, or turn them in to other items of clothing. And now I can make undies! Excellent.I love love love refashioning clothes. I have a big pile of t-shirts that I just... more
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J. Lo must be rejoicing over this news: fat bottoms are a sign of good health. The fat responsible for bigger butts may be helpful in protecting women from diseases like type 2 diabetes.J. Lo must be rejoicing over this news: fat bottoms are a sign of good health. The fat... more
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1. Birth Defect: This one is my infallible favorite. How’s he going to question a medical problem in your tush? Most guys won’t ask for all the gory details because it sounds like a whole mess of TMI. Although, if you’re dating a doctor, you may want to go with #’s 2-7 (especially #6).
2. Indian Or Mexican Food: “Sorry baby, I ate some Vepam-Poo Rasam for lunch.” Poo is friggin’ in the name—nuff said!
3. Backed Up: Okay, so I know Wendy told us to never tell a dude you’re constipated, but desperate times call for desperate measures! It should get you out of stuffing more back there.
4. Is It Your Birthday?: Reserving anal as a special once a year experience can make it more exciting… Okay, and it really helps you avoid it the other 364 days a year. We all get to do what we want on our birthdays, so that feels like a natural time to let him go crazy on your caboose. And hey, when your birthday rolls around, maybe you can return the favor.
5. Your Dick Is Too Big: Kill it with compliments like, “I can barely squeeze your gigantic horse-like penis into my tiny vagina, honey.” Now, if your guy has a small ween, well, the jig is up. But if he’s at least average, go for it!
6. I’m Saving My Anal Virginity For Marriage: This was my old standby. But now that I write about all kinds of sex, I can’t get away with it anymore, sadly. Everyone knows I’m a curious ho. Although you shouldn’t manipulate a man into proposing, but this is a great way to block the booty from guys you’re just casually dating. Now, for three carats worth of Harry Winston and a poofy white designer dress, perhaps you could be a little more open to the matter. Just kidding!
7. Bleeding Heart: Well actually, blame it on your bleeding butt. As Dr. V told us, your thin rectum lining can tear during anal and there can be a bit of blood. So lie a little and tell him last time time there was a mess similar to a murder scene and it freaked you out. While it could be par for the course, just say droplets coming out of your derriere are hardly sexy. Or if you’re really brave, say you’ve got hemorrhoids.
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Do you need an excuse?1. Birth Defect: This one is my infallible favorite. How’s he going to question... more
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Where are you looking, right now? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
In case you missed it, The Unborn poster is actually attempting to be scary. If you look really, really closely, you can see a creepy reflection of a child in the mirror.Where are you looking, right now? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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Police in Nebraska believe that they have finally tracked down a 'Butt Bandit' who has been using his backside to vandalise a town.
Since spring 2007, imprints of an individual's naked behind - created with lotion or petroleum jelly - have been appearing on windows of businesses in Valentine, Cherry County.
A 35-year-old man was finally caught in the act at 3:30am on Wednesday and arrested by police, though he has not yet been charged.
"This isn't normal behaviour for Valentine, Neb.," Cherry County's Attorney Eric Scott told The AP. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."
Despite earlier fears that copycat criminals had been making the situation worse, Scott confirmed that police now believe the wave of vandalism was "the act of a lone deviant".
A local hotel was one location believed to have been hit worst by the Bandit. Nearly all of its windows were targeted during one nocturnal visit.Police in Nebraska believe that they have finally tracked down a 'Butt... more
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"A man dubbed the "Butt Bandit" for making greasy imprints of his nether parts on windows in the north-central Nebraska city of Valentine has been sentenced to more than a year in jail."
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"Authorities said Larvie used lotion or petroleum jelly to make imprints of his naked behind — and sometimes his groin — on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine beginning in the spring of 2007.""A man dubbed the "Butt Bandit" for making greasy imprints of his... more
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But what if it sparkles? New trend: Butt crack piercings? Really? I thought that is why high rise jeans came back so we didn't have to see anymore crack. Now we are accessorizing it. Hmmm.But what if it sparkles? New trend: Butt crack piercings? Really? I thought that is... more
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OTTAWA (Reuters) - Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.
The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are "functionally disabled by obesity" deserve to have two seats for one fare.
The airlines had lost an appeal at the Federal Court of Appeal in May and had sought to launch a fresh appeal at the Supreme Court. The court's decision not to hear a new appeal means the one-person-one-fare policy stands.
The appeal had been launched by Air Canada, Air Canada Jazz and WestJet.
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If you get to a level of weight where you need two seats in order to sit down, you should rethink your eating habits to get yourself to better accommodate the world, not get the world to better accommodate you.OTTAWA (Reuters) - Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on... more
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A VIP jury chose two winners among 45 finalists from 26 countries. sloggi awarded Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, 20, Brazil, and Saiba Bombote, 27, France, the title "Most Beautiful Bottom in the World", a modelling contract for the next international sloggi campaign, EUR 15,000 prize money, plus some exclusive insurance for their precious derrieres.
Why does Brazil always do so well in these competitions?A VIP jury chose two winners among 45 finalists from 26 countries. sloggi awarded... more
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Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting swept up in a disturbing trend. "I had a frantic mother come to me the other day in tears," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "She told me that her son, Timothy, invited several of his friends over into his bedroom for private prayer and devotional scripture studies. What she told me next is enough to send shivers down the spine of every God fearing mother and father in our Christian Nation! Satan is in our midst, my friends! The Devil is using Olympics volleyball to lure young men into shedding their clothes, flopping around and falling off off their beds with him into the pit of iniquity.
> what can I say? It had a beach volleyball pic, lol.Behind the locked doors of America's Christian bedrooms, young boys are getting... more
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A burglar who broke into a woman’s home in order to do his laundry fled in his underpants after being disturbed half way through the wash.
The break-in was discovered after the woman returned home to find foreign clothes lying around her basement laundry room. Unaware that the intruder was still on the premises, the woman from Wichita, Kansas went upstairs to call her husband.
While she was on the phone, the burglar, dressed only in a pair of blue boxers, darted out of the basement, grabbed her purse, and fled. The woman ran after the intruder and managed to grab back bag her purse.
On returning to the basement, she found the man’s trousers and belt in her washing machine. Police believe the suspect, who is still on the run, broke in through the basement window after deciding that his clothes needed washing.
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Found this on Fleshbot...Love it
http://fleshbot.com/5035454/what-an-ass
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Swimwear is presented at the 'Sun and Swim' trade show at The Olympia on July 28, 2008 in London, England.Swimwear is presented at the 'Sun and Swim' trade show at The Olympia on... more
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Apparently responding to female gamers' calls for more and better representation of women, Titan Studios/Sony has launched a new PlayStation game called "Fat Princess." I'm not kidding.
According to PlayStation, "Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield."
Wow. This isn't even a joke. Sony has certainly got the wheels of publicity spinning - online debate and bitchery have begun in earnest, and it's certainly intense.
Some gaming bloggers are pleased - and surprised - by just how good the game is:
"With the title and logo the way it is, it may be hard to think of Fat Princess as a real hardcore title, but that's exactly what it is. Fights always end in bloody messes. After a massive battle, you'll see body parts and blood soaking the entirety of the floor. With its unique art style, high concept, and fun presentation, we can't wait to play Fat Princess when it debuts exclusively on the PSN later this year."
And from one eloquent and angry female gamer, this gem:
"Anyway, congrats on your awesome new game, Sony. I'm positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative assholes. It's not often I have the opportunity to congratulate a cutting-edge tech company on such splendiferous retrofuck jackholery. Way to go! The Fat Princess of Shakes Manor salutes you."
A moment's pause please, for 'splendiferous retrofuck jackholery'. Mmm, delicious.
So, "Fat Princess" - a harmless joke, a justified reaction to developments in the real world (where of course everyone is piling on the pounds, if moral panics are to be believed), or a shocking example of sexism, fattism, and just plain wrong-ism? Let the games begin...
Apparently responding to female gamers' calls for more and better representation... more
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A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a defective thong. While trying on the under gament, a small decorative piece of metal flew off of the underwear and hit her in the eye, causing injuries that would affect her for the rest of her life.
Maybe the underwear was doing the woman a favor, because if you ask me, a 52 year old woman should NEVER EVER be seen in a thong.A 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a defective thong. While... more
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American Apparel, the t-shirt and clothing company well-known for its, um, amorous owner Dov Charney and its controversial advertisements (like the one at left), is getting into the pleasure business — that is, they’re officially selling the Hitachi Magic Wand (a back massager turned, uh, other massager), online and at stores nationwide. Will the Rabbit be available at The Gap next?!
Check out the entire post on The Frisky- click on link above.American Apparel, the t-shirt and clothing company well-known for its, um, amorous... more
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First the japanese gave us the Walkman, electronic pets and badly dyed and orange hair on asians... You would think that they could not top these exports but lo and behold....Super Pii Pii Brothers!
Women can now experience what its like to be a man and why men seem to always drip on toilet seats. I forsee greater understanding from the fairer sex coming from this game...thank you Japan.
For a more accurate representation, women should play on a full bladder.
"The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams..."First the japanese gave us the Walkman, electronic pets and badly dyed and orange hair... more
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American TV chiefs are worried about TV cook Nigella Lawson’s famous curves expanding, it has been claimed. Directors at The Food Network have even been trying not to show Lawson’s voluptuous rear end, the New York Post claims.American TV chiefs are worried about TV cook Nigella Lawson’s famous curves... more
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