The new olympic logo for the 2012 London games (at left) is a total FAIL. The abstract shapes resemble Lisa Simpson giving Bart Simpson a blow job. Who’s with me on that? Do you think this looks good?
All hell broke loose at the Miss Gay Brazil pageant, the runner-up snatched the crown and wig off the winner’s head during an interview. The crowd quickly erupted into a brawl, wielding high heels and well manicured hands. Look at this bitch with the red pump. She was not having it:
Delicate southern flower/celebrity chef Paula Deen was hit in the face with a flying ham today. She was participating in a charity event to deliver turkeys and hams to a food bank when she playfully tossed a ham like a football to a guy, who then sent one flying right back at her and smashed her in the schnoz.
Unfortunately the accident left her with incoherent, hyper-southern speech. On the accident, she told reporters:
“I juzt gawt hit wit a hawg so wut dew I xpect,” said Deen through laughter. “Ran head on to a hawg.”
Then she went off to “mek eh pye.”
UPDATE: Her speech was not affected by the accident, that’s just how she speaks. We regret the error. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=8055Delicate southern flower/celebrity chef Paula Deen was hit in the face with a flying... more
All hell broke loose at the Miss Gay Brazil pageant, the runner-up snatched the crown and wig off the winner’s head during an interview. The crowd quickly erupted into a brawl, wielding high heels and well manicured hands. Look at this bitch with the red pump. She was not having it: http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=8041All hell broke loose at the Miss Gay Brazil pageant, the runner-up snatched the crown... more
A new delicacy in China is being criticized: A part-fried fish is served alive on a plate for diners. In order to keep the carp alive chefs cook its body but wrap its head in a wet cloth to keep it breathing, before covering it in sauce and serving in on a plate. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=8016A new delicacy in China is being criticized: A part-fried fish is served alive on a... more
A Pennsylvania man faces charges after police say he beat his girlfriend with a cheesesteak.
The 33-year-old man, who wasn’t identified by police, allegedly argued with his 23-year-old girlfriend after midnight on Tuesday. He then struck the victim in the face with the cheesesteak. Harassment charges were filed with the police department.
UK woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man who can satisfy her–a 32-year-old neighbor.
“I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day,” says Michelle Thompson. A 43-year-old single mother of four who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome–a condition that causes her to crave sex and climax every three minutes, even without a lover.
The conditioned forced her to quit her job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off, and it also ruined her love life–men were unable to keep up with her desires. But all of that changed after meeting her neighbor Andrew “Superman” Carr. “I can’t get enough of it,” Andrew says. “I burn her out some
60 Minutes fossil Andy Rooney weighs in on the new U.S. Citizenship exam. Can you pass the new test?
A passing score is reached by answering six out of 10 questions correctly.
Here are some example questions from the old test:
* What are the colors of the American flag?
* Where is the White House?
* What are the two major political parties in the United States?
New test:
* The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the U.S. Constitution. Name one of the writers.
* The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
* What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
You have two guesses as to why this man looks so thrilled in the above photo:
1) He just learned that the check for £250,000,000,000,000,000 he was sent from the Bank of Nigeria is not valid.
2) He just learned that he is to become a girlfriend to his well endowed cell mate.
Phoenix police say a 21-year-old Sean Sexton, an Arizona State University student, went bats hit crazy outside a local check cashing store on October 28.
Sexton fired an Airsoft rifle at the store’s windows, causing more than $15,000 worth of damage.
Incredibly, alcohol was not involved. But this cactus hug will land her in the ER urban legends hall of fame. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=7776Incredibly, alcohol was not involved. But this cactus hug will land her in the ER... more
Coming in at a close second to “whole chicken in a can,” in terms of gross/wtfness, is cheeseburger in a can. According to those who’ve consumed this dubious product, it tastes just “okay” and has a really soggy bun. No surprise there.
A deer was found dead after it rammed a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the backyard of a Wisconsin man.
Bucks usually fight each other during breeding season, but unfortunately for this 180-pound deer, the statue that weight nearly 3 times its weight was no match for a fight.
UK’s Sky One channel conducted a live seance with spiritualist medium Derek Acorah, who communicated with Michael Jackson. Hardcore MJ fans were asked to participate, and one was left inconsolable after “Michael” told him he loved him. WTF!?!?!
A publisher has come up with a novel way of advertising their books… by attaching ads to flies.
The bizarre advertising campaign was launched (quite literally) by Eichborn at the recent 2009 Frankfurt Book Fair and involved somehow tying tiny ads to the flies' legs.
This meant that as the fly took to the air, little banner ads - which were light enough not to weigh the flies down - appeared to float around the halls.
While the final result certainly looks impressive (check the video) please spare a thought for the poor German work experience kid who probably spent hours the night before tying the ads to the flies.A publisher has come up with a novel way of advertising their books… by attaching... more
We all know it’s a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.
Sun Meng, 25, was helplessly trapped on an air conditioning unit to escape a confrontation when he was caught in bed with a man’s wife. And now he says he is humiliated and has been ostracized by his community after a neighbor posted images from the incident. “People are even laughing at how I look naked – but I have to point out it was a very cold day,” he told reporters.
Trolling down the street in Manhattan, I suddenly hear a woman's voice.
"Who's there? Who's there?" she whispers. I look around but can't figure out where it's coming from. It seems to emanate from inside my skull.
Was I going nuts? Nope. I had simply encountered a new advertising medium: hypersonic sound. It broadcasts audio in a focused beam, so that only a person standing directly in its path hears the message. In this case, the cable channel A&E was using the technology to promote a show about, naturally, the paranormal.
I'm a geek, so my first reaction was, "Cool!" But it also felt creepy.
We think of our brains as the ultimate private sanctuary, a zone where other people can't intrude without our knowledge or permission. But its boundaries are gradually eroding. Hypersonic sound is just a portent of what's coming, one of a host of emerging technologies aimed at tapping into our heads. These tools raise a fascinating, and queasy, new ethical question: Do we have a right to "mental privacy"?
I'd love to give you answers. But the truth is no one knows. Privacy rights vary from state to state, and it's unclear how, or even if, the protections would apply to mental sanctity. "We really need to articulate a moral code that governs all this," warns Arthur Caplan, a University of Pennsylvania bioethicist.
The good news is that scholars are holding conferences to hash out legal positions. But we'll need a broad public debate about it, too. Civil liberties thrive only when the public demands them — and understands they're at risk. That means we need to stop seeing this stuff as science fiction and start thinking about how we'll react to it. Otherwise, we could all lose our minds.Trolling down the street in Manhattan, I suddenly hear a woman's voice.
"Who's... more
Two Iowa men who painted their faces with a Sharpie permanent marker to resemble a mask were arrested on burglary charges after the pair attempted to break into an apartment.
According to reports, police responded to an attempted burglary call, when they pulled over a car matching the suspects vehicle and found Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, with their faces scribbled with the marker.
Both men were arrested and face second-degree burglary charges, and McNelly was also charged with DUI.
