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Gingrich v. Romney- It’s On!: PCW Extreme Political TV « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Extreme Political TV
North Charleston Arena
North Charleston, SC
Monday January 23rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
From PCW South Carolina Slaughter This Past Saturday Night
[...Kevin Scott hits a Russian legsweep on K-Roy. Roll up...1...2..
Romney hit the ring and cut a promo with full guns blazing on Gingrich.
MATCH #1
'American Citizen' Kevin Scott (R) w/"The Massachusetts Redblood' Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAetv47b-Eg&feature=g-logo&context=G2a615e1FOAAAAAAAWAA
The crowd stands and gives Congresswoman Giffords a standing ovation.
Recap- Daniel-San's (I) PCW Title Defense vs. Valora Salinas (I) from PCW South Carolina Slaughter
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST:
Charlie Ray Carlson and the Co-Dependents
'Shut Up and Drink My Beer"
Recap: PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D) Match from PCW South Carolina SlaughterPCW Extreme Political TV North Charleston Arena North Charleston, SC Monday January... more-
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Democrat Three Way Dance Headlines/Perry Out: PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Bender Arena
Washington D.C.
Thursday January 19th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Johnny Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN. The PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) is on his way to the ring with Mrs. Miyagi and Suave
MATCH #1
PBR (I) w/Chief vs. James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews the ‘Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R).
The Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Daily Kos Markos Moutilsas, Eric Boehlert of Media Matters for America, Arianna Huffington, and Jane Hamsher of Firedog.com march out with PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
Rick Perry (R-TX) is in the ring with his wrestler Texas Jack and he announces that he’s dropping out of the contest to be the Republican representative to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama in November.
MATCH #2
Cathy- the Obnoxious, Bitchy Dance Mom vs. Abby Lee- the Over the Top, Autocratic Dance Company Owner
BACKSTAGE
‘Focus on the Family’ founder Dr. James Dobson, flanked by The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) and The God Squad: Rev. Oral Hinnrich and Rev. Buddy Flambe, talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.
MAIN EVENT- 3 Way Dance- non title
Winner Becomes the Democrats #1 Wrestler
Yamamoto Tanaka (D) vs. PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
Daniel-San v. Valora Salinas match signing.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report Bender Arena Washington D.C. Thursday January... more-
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Rick Perry: Strong or Maybe Too Strong?: 12/12-PCW Extreme Political TV « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
Monday December 12th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
It’s the final show of the PCW Tour Across the Heartland and the go home show for next week’s Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV.
Rick Perry (R-TX) comes out and introduces his new commercial, ‘Strong’…
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews ‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R).
MATCH #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. Big Oil (R) w/Kirk Walstreit
BACKSTAGE
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) walks into the arena. Suave reminds us what happened to her last week.
MATCH #2
Xavier vs. Cincinnati
Kathryn Randall Collins in in the ring with the leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and former leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and she’s pissed.
Suave then reviews the ongoing feud between PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I).
Except from the upcoming book: Jesusland vs. Progressiveville by Mr. A. Nominous
MATCH #3- PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) vs. Cassidy McConnell (D) w/’The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian
The final card for PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville:
Rematch- Women’s Division #1 Contender Match
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
Smith and Collins had an epic battle Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN and KRC picked up the win with a little tug on Smith’s tights. Smith vows to even the score next Sunday night in a match that current PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) will be keeping close tabs on.
Grudge Match #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition) and Average Joe (Tea Party) vs. The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) vs. Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R) w/Texas Tex and CEO Gordon Guyko
Blackwell and Big Union have fought for several months over just who is the crusader for the middle class. Big Union has been fighting with Corporate Might over just about everything. The feuds converge into this three way tag team dance. Who will come out ahead- Big Union backed by the Democrats? Corporate Might backed by the Republicans? Or Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe?
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match-Three Way Dance:
(c) The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D) vs. The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) vs. Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
Well, at Jesusland vs. Progressiveville the feud between the Korver Sisters and Merchants of Death was already going to explode. Adding the always dangerous Mercenaries to the mix?
Grudge Match #2
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) vs. Current TV’s Keith Olbermann (D)
They’re on the cover of the upcoming book Jesusland vs. Progressiveville. It’s fitting that Palin and Olbermann have another epic match at the J vs. P PPV.
PCW Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
(c) Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) vs. The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Jim Schmidt
Big Union won the title from Ron Paul’s protegees on November 21nd. The Schmidt Brothers, three time holders of the PCW Tag Team Titles, shoot for a fourth title reign at J vs. P.
Grudge Match #3
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I)
Chism has held multiple titles in PCW. Valora has held multiple titles in various promotions. Does Chism truly know what he’s getting himself into? Or will Valora be overmatched by Chism and his political friends.
PCW Title Match:
(c) Daniel-San (I) vs. Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Robyn Masters and Newt Gingrich (R-GA) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
The bellwether match headed into 2012. Nuff said.PCW Extreme Political TV Recap SIU Arena Carbondale, IL Monday December 12th, 2011... more-
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Obama in Kansas- “Good to be in Texas”: 12/5-PCW Extreme Political TV Recap « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Gallagher-Iba Arena
Stillwater, OK
Monday December 5th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
MATCH #1
American Airlines Flight Attendent defeated Alec Baldwin @ 7:22
-it all began with a flight attendant scolded Baldwin for playing ‘Word with Friends’ on his iPad while the airplane was at the gate. Baldwin then got up and demanded to know what her name was and it escalated from there.
BCS Chief Bill Hancock walks out and is roundly booed by the Stillwater crowd. Hancock crows that ‘once again, the BCS has delivered.’ He says the best two teams, Alabama and LSU, are in this game and ‘obviously, the media who votes in the AP poll, agrees with it.’
Charlie Blackwell and his Les Miserables walk out and calls the BCS a fraud.
Hancock: “In the BCS, every game counts.”
Blackwell: “Tell that to Boise State. The Mountain West. The Mid-American Conference.”
Then Oklahoma State Coach Mike Gundy comes out and let’s the BCS have it in his own inimitable style…
Suave: “Isn’t Mike Gundy 43 now?”
Hancock is tackled from behind by Boise State football coach Chris Peterson. Then the University of Alabama field goal kicker runs out. He tries to kick Peterson…but he misses. The kicker tries again…he misses a second time. The kicker keeps trying…but he keeps missing the mark.
PCW CEO Barack Obama at Osawatomie, Kansas
Obama: “Good to be back in Texas.”
Suave: “Huh? You know if Rick Perry or Sarah Palin or any other conservative candidate would said that, it’d be all over the news. Kansas. Texas. Pre-law. Pre-med.”
MATCH #2 PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) retains the title over Union Maid (D) @ 9:02
Post match, PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian come out to confront Valora. From behind, six foot two, two hundred pound Cassidy McConnell (D) jumps Valora and choke slams her. Kim gets in a few cheap shots and then the trio split when The Mercenaries: former Army Ranger Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) make the save.
MAIN EVENT:
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) w/Texas Tex def. Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe (I) @ 11:47
Big Oil and Walstreit get the win when BCS chief Bill Hancock comes out again and distracts Blackwell.
Post match, rich, fat cat representatives of the Rose, Orange, Sugar, and Fiesta Bowl attack Blackwell and Average Joe, for good measure.
Big Oil gets on the mic and demands a title shot against Tag Team champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)PCW Extreme Political TV Recap Gallagher-Iba Arena Stillwater, OK Monday December... more-
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Kourtney and Kim Take…a Beating: 11/21-PCW Big Ass Super Spectacular – Hour 2 « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW B.A.S.S.- Hour 2
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
Monday November 21st
Host: Johnny Suave
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with this year’s NASCAR Champion Tony Stewart.
MATCH #3
‘The Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade (R) w/Tony Stewart
vs.
‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete of the Green World Order (D) w/PeaceNick and Peta from PETA
COMMERCIAL BREAK
-an ad comes on for the upcoming E show ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York.’
Coming next month: PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV. Brought to you by the upcoming novel Jesusland vs. Progressiveville.
MATCH #4
PCW MEN’S TITLE MATCH
(c) ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/Skanky Rich Bimbo Khloe
vs.
Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and Robyn Masters
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein talks with PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Aide de Camp Joe Biden (D-DE). Biden blames the Republican’s unwillingness to compromise for the breakdown of the ‘Super Committee.’
MAIN EVENT- PCW TITLE MATCH
(c) Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi
vs.
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)PCW B.A.S.S.- Hour 2 Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH Monday November... more-
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Super Committee Can’t Come to Agreement on Booking = 11/22- PCW’s Big Ass Super Spectacular- Hour 1 « Political Championship Wrestling
Hour one of PCW B.A.S.S.
PCW B.A.S.S.
Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
Wauseon, OH
Monday November 21st
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave comes out to explain why PCW didn’t air last week. It was because the Super Committee, consisting of members of the PCW Executive and Competition Committees, couldn’t come to an agreement on how the show should go.
MATCH #1
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
(c) The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D)
vs.
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
Earlier in the day, Democrats pinned the failure of the 12-member Select Joint Committee on Deficit Reduction on the GOP’s subservience to Grover…
MATCH #2
PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
(c) Jack and Joe Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
vs.
“The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class” Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) w/Richard Trumka
BACKSTAGE
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about Michelle Obama’s reception yesterday at a NASCAR event.
Obama says he couldn’t believe that the fans booed his wife and Jill Biden after ‘all that he’s done for them.’Hour one of PCW B.A.S.S. PCW B.A.S.S. Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH... more-
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"Solyndragate" Will the scandal sink the Obama re election campaign?
One factor favoring President Obama's re-election, according to a recent article by political scientist Alan Lichtman, is the absence of scandal in his administration.
Lichtman may have spoken too soon.
The reason can be capsulized in a single word: Solyndra.
That's the name of a company that manufactured solar panels in Fremont, Calif. (which voted 71 percent for Obama in 2008).
Solyndra was the first company to receive a loan guarantee from the Department of Energy as part of the 2009 stimulus package. This wasn't small potatoes. The loan guarantee was for $535 million.
It was, Vice President Biden said, "exactly what the Recovery Act was all about." Energy Secretary Steven Chu, a Nobel Prize winner, said it would help "spark a new revolution that will put Americans to work." It was part of the Obama administration's program to create so-called "green jobs," which we were told were the key to future economic growth.
The beauty part is that a loan guarantee doesn't require the federal government to shell out cash unless and until the recipient defaults on the loan. If the company's business plan works out, the loan costs the government virtually nothing.
Obama paid a visit to Solyndra on a trip to California in May 2010. "It is here that companies like Solyndra are leading the way toward a brighter, more prosperous future," he said. Hailing the green jobs loan guarantee program, he went on, "We can see the positive impacts right here at Solyndra."
The White House even prepared a video about the company. The Solyndra personnel sound articulate and intelligent and seem to be really nice guys.
Unfortunately, there were other things going on at Solyndra for those with eyes to see. As my Washington Examiner colleague David Freddoso reported, an audit of the company performed by PriceWaterhouseCoopers two months before Obama's visit noted that the firm had accumulated losses of $558 million in its five years of existence.
The auditor noted that Solyndra "has suffered recurring losses from operations, negative cash flows since inception and has a net stockholders' deficit that, among other factors, raises substantial doubt about its ability to continue as a going concern."
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New Cain Blockbuster: 11/7- PCW Extreme Political TV Recap « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
JQH Arena
Springfield, MO
Monday November 7th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Right to the ring where Herman Cain (R-GA) stands with a mic. With ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) by his side, Cain declares that he has survived the trial by innuendo and prevailed over the forces who want to derail his PCW CEO campaign.
Cain is about to leave when another woman comes out and she’s flanked by Gloria Allred. She introduces herself as someone who Cain tried to trade sexual favors for a new job at the restaurant association he headed. As Cain and Jackson watched, she implored Cain to ‘admit what you did’ and ‘make this right so PCW can move forward and focus on the real issues at hand.’
With the crowd still buzzing about the latest allegation against Herman Cain, the cameras go backstage. Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/valet Robyn Masters and a grinning Newt Gingrich (R-GA), pounds Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson in the hallway with Herman Cain nowhere to be found. Magnum drags Jackson to the ring and we have our first match of the night.
Magnum P.O.’d defeats ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson @ 4:14
Big Union (Democrats ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor, James the Jeep Worker, The Longshoremen, and the California Teacher’s Union) are in Ohio in advance of the referendum on Senate Bill 5 tomorrow. Big Labor says tomorrow is day 1 in reestablishing Big Union as the ultimate political force in PCW. No one, not even those second tier pretenders led by Charlie Blackwell (Blackwell’s Les Miserables), will dispute that Big Union knows what’s best for middle class America- even if middle America disagrees.
PCW Tag Team Champions Jack and Joe Schmidt (R) w/Jim Schmidt and Ron Paul (R-TX) and the Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber def. Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit @ 10:37
After a commercial break, it’s time for the main event.
Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) vs. The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
In a hard hitting, no holds barred fight, Scott and Casey have McGill up and ready for the DSD (Death Spiral Drop). Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List hit the ring and Pink fires off a Glitter Bomb that hits Scott in the eyes. Scott and Casey are then attacked by the PCW Women’s Tag Team Champions Kelly and Korey Korver (D) and now it’s four against two. McGill and Kovalevski then even the odds and the show ends with all eight women in the ring and PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) coming to ringside.
Obama, once again going around the PCW Competition Committee, books a handicap match for Republicans Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey against Democrats Women for Women and the Korver Sisters for Thursday night.PCW Extreme Political TV Recap JQH Arena Springfield, MO Monday November 7th, 2011... more-
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Obama Continues to Go Around PCW Competition Committee: PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2 « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
Convocation Center
DeKalb, Illinois
Thursday November 3rd, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
REPLAY FROM PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2008
MAIN EVENT: PCW TITLE MATCH- conclusion
O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)
vs. STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots)
PCW Extreme Election Night 2012 is roughly one year away. Will Daniel-San (I) still hold the title? Who will the Republicans send up against PCW CEO Barack Obama? The next year will determine all.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Suave recaps hour one:
- Democrat Axel Rodd makes a successful debut in PCW but then gets attacked by the Huntsman girls.
- O’Beck Bahama (D) defeats long time rival The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (R) and then DDT’s another long time rival PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
Suave says PCW Extreme Election 2012 may be a year away but PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville is next month.
BACKSTAGE
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) throws a royal fit in the back over getting DDT’d earlier by O’Beck Bahama. Nancy Pelosi (D) tries to calm Chism down but the Men’s Champ tells her that Bahama should let bygones be bygones and do what’s right for the Democrats- and support Chism.
Back in the ring, PCW CEO Barack Obama again goes around the PCW Competition Committee and makes a Women’s title match between PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D). KRC is in the ring ready to roll. Unlike last week when Obama tried to set a match between Women for Women against Salinas, the Women’s champion is in the building tonight and in a ‘foul’ mood when she comes to the ring.
MATCH #3- PCW Women’s Title Match
Valora Salinas (c) (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
…big elbow drop gets another two count for KRC and now the challenger is in full control of the match. KRC stomps away at Valora in the corner. Valora finally gets fed up now and goes to work on KRC. She lariats her in the corner and delivers a powerslam. Valora goes for the Aztec Moonsault to finish KRC off…she hits it. Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) run out to interfere. Triple team on Valora and it looks bad but…
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovaleski (I) come to the rescue. McGill and Kovaleski brawl with Pink and List. Valora hits the Border Toss on KRC and then rolls her up and pins her.
WINNER AND STILL PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas @ 11:02
Post match, actress Lindsay Lohan comes to the ring to take an ill-advised run at Valora. Suave recaps the run-in Li-Lo had with the Women’s Champion after doing her community service last week.
Valora slaps a choke hold on Lohan and turns it into a rear naked choke. It takes several security personnel to pull Valora off of her.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Suave goes through the updated PCW Rankings…
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I)
PCW MEN’S CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey Korver (D)
SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#2- O’Beck Bahama (D)
#3- Charlie Blackwell (I)
#4- ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R)
#5- The Rev. Randy Richardson (R)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#2- Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#3- Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)
WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Callie Urban (D)
#2- Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
#3- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#4- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#5- Jackie Daniels (I)
PCW WOMEN’S TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
#2- The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I)
#3- The Triple Threat: ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Women For Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
#5- The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (I)
MATCH #4
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. Charlie Blackwell (I) w/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido
Scott still hanging on to the #1 contender spot. Blackwell looking for the opportunity.
But before the match starts, PCW CEO Obama walks out again and unilaterally changes the match. He tells Scott he’ll face ’The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) and not Charlie Blackwell with the #1 contender’s spot on the line.
Blackwell is furious but is escorted to the back as Big Labor and his big union entourage come to the ring.
…To the corner, Big Labor sets Scott up top. Scott fights backs but Big Labor suplexes him to the mat. Big Labor goes back up top, he drops the elbow and goes for the pin 1…2..NO! Andy Golatta of the California Teacher’s Union (D) climbs into the ring and sets for the ‘Foul Pole.’ He hits it and Scott falls to the mat. Big Labor covers but…Kenzie Blackwell is out and has the referee’s attention.
Union Maid (D) goes over and confronts Kenzie. Big Labor sets for the Scabbuster…Scott reverses into a perfectplex. Scott covers but Big Labor counters and the ref has to dive out of the way. Malibu Dusty, The Longshoremen, and James the Jeep Worker (D) charge the ring. Scott to the floor on the exchange and out comes Blackwell and his Les Miserables. Blackwell hands Scott the beer bottle with nasty intentions. Big Labor, followed by the Big Union forces gets cracked in his noggin with the beer bottle.
Blackwell, Escondido, and the Les Miserables brawl with Big Union. Scott makes the cover on the floor…1…2…3.
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Vice President Joe Biden's Daughter Ashley is Engaged to Howard Krein
The only child of Vice President Joe Biden and wife Dr. Jill Biden, Ashley Biden, is engaged to marry Dr. Howard Krein.
Read more: http://bumpshack.com/2011/10/30/vice-president-joe-bidens-daughter-ashley-is-engaged-to-howard-krein/#ixzz1cIBpYTI5The only child of Vice President Joe Biden and wife Dr. Jill Biden, Ashley Biden, is... more-
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Herman Cain’s Smokin’ New Ad: PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2 « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2
Ohio University Convocation Center
Athens, OH
Friday October 28th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #3
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX) vs. Jay F. Kennedy (D) of the Massachusetts Bluebloods w/John Kerry (D-MA)
BACKSTAGE
Security tries to keep PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Aide de Camp Joe Biden (D-DE) and Human Events Editor Jason Mattera (Conservative) separated.
Green World Order: ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA (D) in the ring and they’re ranting and raving over the ‘Smoking Video.’ Suave wonders what the hell he’s talking about. Lee says play the video…
MATCH #4
‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA) vs. ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee of the GWO (D) w/GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA and Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy
OUT AND ABOUT
The OWS still seek out those who were the once 99%, now down to 47%. But they keep get plugging on, asking a middle class family at a store if they were with them or with the 1%.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) comes out to defend his decision to go around the PCW Competition Committee to disband the ‘King of Extreme’ Title held by Ann Coulter (R) and create the PCW Men’s title.
Chism walks out wagging his finger. Just like CEO Obama says, he states, we don’t begrudge anyone wealth or success — we encourage it.
MATCH #5
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe vs. Bobby Harper (I)PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2 Ohio University Convocation Center Athens, OH... more-
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OWS: I am the 99%…no…wait…the 98.5%….huh?…the 75%?…the 50%?….the 25%…: PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1 « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1 Recap
Ohio University Convocation Center
Athens, OH
Friday October 28th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
The PCW ‘American Heartland Tour’ continues in Athens, OH. Suave welcomes everyone to the show.
MATCH #1
Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Robyn Masters vs. Andy Riley (D) of the Bureaucrats w/Jordan Metzger (D)
Suave talks with the members of the OWS (Occupy Wall Street): Nate, Shane, and Adam and asks them about their recent tour of rich people.
MATCH #2
‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D) w/Richard Trumka vs. Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I) vs. Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)
-special appearance by Joe the Plumber (R)
During the match, Joe Biden (D) comes out with a mic and takes aim at GOP targets from former PCW CEO George W. Bush to Florida’s Rick Scott to “obstructionist” Republicans.
Jason Mattera of Human Events 'ambushes' Biden during his speech and all hell breaks loose.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1 Recap Ohio University Convocation Center... more-
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Dan Patrick vs. Colin Cowherd: 10/20- PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1 « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1
Green’s Arena
Wakarusa, Kansas
Thursday October 20th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!!!”
Suave comes out and starts singing Maroon 5‘s big hit, “She Will Be Loved” from the record Songs About Jane.
Then Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5, came out. “Dear PCW,” he said. “Don’t Play Our Music On Your Evil ****-ing Channel Ever Again”
*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop’ plays*
Suave: “IT’S EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!”
Levine throws the mic and motions to WTF to ‘bring it on.’ WTF does. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Middle finger salute.
Suave announces that tonight’s main event is a four way dance between ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA), Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX), ‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA), and ‘The Right Reverend’ Randy Richardson (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)- taped Tuesday night at a PCW House show in Las Vegas. Then he sends it to the ring.
Brooklyn Decker, honorary ring announcer
Suave: “HELLO!”
MATCH #1
Dan Patrick NBC/Premiere Radio Network w/The Dannettes vs. Colin Cowherd ESPN aka…the Mothership w/Michelle Beadle
A match up of two of the giants in the sportstalk radio industry. Patrick, the old grizzled veteran, and Cowherd, the fiery newcomer in big corporate ESPN, face off more often than not on various sports stations all across the country.
…Patrick has Cowherd trapped in the corner and delivers lefts and rights…dare we say, Dan is en fuego?
Suave: “HEY! THAT’S MY LINE…I MEAN, THAT’S MY LINE TO STEAL!”
The Dannettes (Fritzy, McLovin, Seton,and Pauly) grab a table from under the ring and sets it up in the corner. Patrick back-drops Cowherd through the table and sets off another ‘PCW!…PCW!” chant.
Suave: “Apparently, The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) taught him how to do that.”
Patrick climbs the top turnbuckle…he tries for the swanton bomb off the top, but Cowherd moves at the last second and Patrick ‘whiffs!’
COMMERCIAL BREAK
…Cowherd tells Beadle, his co-host on ESPN SportsNation, to grab him a garbage can from under the ring. He takes the can and shouts, “THIS IS FOR ALL YOU BOOGER EATERS!” and blasts Patrick with it. Cowherd out of the ring now and grabs a second table and sets it up himself in the ring. Cowherd to the top…Swanton from the top rope on the way…but Cowherd overshoots him…badly… and the table doesn’t even slightly break. Huge boos and then a ‘YOU ****ED UP” chant from the crowd.
Both men down…and here comes…Corporate Might? Big Oil (R) and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R), come down to the ring and destroy the Danettes. More boos and now debris flying into the ring. Walstreit drags Patrick up and sets him for the Stock Market Plunge. And all of a sudden, Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos and Boise State quarterback Kellen Moore run to the ring.
Tebow ducks a Walstreit right hand and low bridges the Wall Street Market Analyst. Then Tebow turns to Big Oil and did the same thing. Cowherd gets off the mat and stumbles right back into Moore. Moore takes off his Boise State helmet and conks it over Cowherd’s noggin. Adam Sandler and his posse then swarm the ring and run Corporate Might off.
Patrick rolls over and covers Cowherd…1…2..3.
WINNER: Dan Patrick @ 18:19
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BACKSTAGE
Lindsay Lohan, doing her community service, pushes a bucket of water and a map to the ladies’ room. LiLo doesn’t look happy at all and doesn’t acknowledge the lady entering the bathroom.
MATCH #2
Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic (I) w/’No Frills’ Chris Escondido. Kenzie Blackwell, and Blackwell’s Les Miserables vs. Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R) w/ Paul Ryan (R-WI)
Before the match, Suave announced that Blackwell’s former tag team partner Chris Escondido had retired due to his balky knee. Escondido will stay on as Blackwell’s manager.
As ‘Man in a Box’ by Alice in Chains plays, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh comes out before the match. Limbaugh addresses Blackwell and his Les Miserables and tells them they’re on the wrong track. Independents are realizing that the Republicans are the true ‘party of reform’- see Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan. Blackwell interrupts Limbaugh.
Blackwell: “Cain’s plan would establish a flat 9% tax on every American. No loopholes. No exemptions. Now we’re hearing how middle class America will end up paying more in taxes than before. This is an easy fix –exempt the first $25,000 of income if you are a single taxpayer; $35,000 if you’re married.
Also, I believe that a straight flat tax would not be totally fair when applied to someone with an income of $500,000 and up. So I would also put in a 15% flat tax- no exemptions, no loopholes, for that income bracket…”
Limbaugh shouts ‘that’s outrageous!’
Blackwell addresses the 9% national sales tax. Here’s the simplest way to defuse it- exempt food products from being taxed. That takes away the argument that the poor will exponentially take a hit.
Ryan’s Raiders attack and the match is on.
…Blackwell set up in the corner with a ladder in his face. Collins set for the Van Terminator…Escondido sneaks in with a kendo stick and whacks Collins in the balls.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Collins falls off the turnbuckle. Here comes Corporate Might again. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R). They fight with Blackwell and Mike.
Here comes Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D). They go after Corporate Might. The match dissolves into chaos from there.
WINNER: No contest @ 6:52
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Former Women’s Champion Callie Urban confronts fellow Democrats Code Pink and Emily List. Urban blames both for costing her the Women’s title when she told them to stay out of the match.
Code Pink says that Callie thinks she can walk right back into the main event slot after blowing the Women’s title like nothing happened. Code Pink gives her a chance to leave for good, or suffer the consequences. Callie busts out laughing and teases leaving. Then she throws down the mic and takes both Pink and List down with a double clothesline. Security hits the ring to break things up. They do a poor job as usual, and referees are out. Well then shit just got real, but they fail as well and more brawling. Agents hit the ring, and Sarah Mae Smith joins them and looks to fight, which allows Urban to attack again.
Urban gets on the mic and tells Smith that the next time she gets her hands on ‘The American Girl’ this is what’s going to happen.
Urban systematically takes Pink and List apart and then points at Smith. Sarah Mae wisely retreats to the back at that point.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 1 Green’s Arena Wakarusa, Kansas Thursday... more-
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10/13 PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2/PCW Extreme Political TV « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Extreme Political TV
Monday October 17th, 2011
Agora Theater
Cleveland, OH
Host: Johnny Suave
MATCH #3
Callie Urban (D) vs. ‘The American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R)
Smith pulls Urban’s shirt over her head as a distraction. But it doesn’t work thanks to a stomp to the foot and then a spinning heel kick that didn’t quite connect all the way but enough to break the hold. Urban up in the corner, ‘Queen of Her Doublewide Trailer’ Lani Harlot (R) rolls in and drops Urban with a stiff chairshot to the back. Lani is about to put Urban in some serious pain with her White Trash Compactor submission hold​, but Code Pink and Emily List (D) also race down. Suave reminds everyone what happened the last time Code Pink and Emily List tried to help Callie…
Replay: Callie Urban vs. Valora Salinas at PCW Lock and Load.
GLITTER BOMB BY CODE PINK! But who got it? Valora is sitting on the floor. Urban staggers back and she can’t see. Valora swoops in behind her…TEQUILA SUNRISE! Arm trap single leg Boston crab! Urban’s trapped…SHE TAPS!
Suave: “Don’t think for a second that Callie Urban hasn’t forgotten that.”
Callie realizes that both Code Pink and Emily List are in the ring. She doesn’t go after Smith. Instead she chases Emily List out of the ring. Then she turns to Code Pink who tries to explain what happened. This distraction allows Smith to hit a Spear and she pins Urban for the 1…2..3!!!
WINNER: ‘The American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith @ 8:54
Post match, Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) come out and rough up Code Pink and Emily List. The M.O.D. toss them out of the ring and turns their sights on Urban. Harlot puts Urban in the White Trash Compactor. The M.O.D. take turns slapping Urban across the face. Then…
*’Meaning of Life’ by Disturbed plays*
The PCW Women’s champion Valora Salinas (I) hits the ring with an Asai Moonsault that breaks the hold on Urban and sends the three Republicans scattering. Valora hits the Implant DDT to Angel Casey and then Angel Scott gets a gutwrench powerbomb! Valora tosses Casey hard into the ringpost and then Scott. Lani Harlot tries to Pearl Harbor Valora with a chairshot but out of nowhere, the women’s champion superkicks the chair into Harlot’s face.
The PCW Clean Up Crew, led by Nurse Nellie, hits the ring to sort out the damage caused by Valora.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Scott Brown Interview
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews Scott Brown (D-MA). Bernstein asks about the campaign, Brown says it’s going good so far. In fact, he wants to share his new campaign slogan with everyone- Bernstein agrees.
Scott Brown: “Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You- Ask What You Can Do For Your Country.”
Bernstein does a doubletake. Brown thinks he’s got something there. Bernstein tells him that line was from a John F. Kennedy speech.
Brown: “Huh?”
Bernstein repeats the line was from JFK’s inaugural speech in 1960. Brown blames his staff for the mix up and exits quick.
OWS’ s Final Destination
The OWS has reached their third and final destination. New York City. Again, Nate has run off from the others and charged past a guard inside a ritzy high rise apartment complex. Once upstairs, Nate pounds on the door until it opens…
Nate: “Alec? Alec Baldwin? You’re rich, too?”
An embarrassed Shane and Adam wheel Nate out of harms way before Baldwin’s prestigious temper erupts and he starts leaving nasty phone messages.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MAIN EVENT
The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and the God Squad
vs.
‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA)
Suave marvels at the rebirth of one Newt Gingrich over the past few weeks and compares it to Cain’s meteoric rise.
…Jackson with a bottle of Gatorade and smacks Quad R with it. Jackson throws Quad R into the timekeeper’s table. Chairshot…no…Richardson escapes and he throws Jackson into the table. He’s got a chair- chairshot. Jackson staggers away but Quad R catches up to him and hit an atomic drop on the guardrail. xx
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
Jackson takes a drink of someone’s beer and spits Quad R in the eyes with it. They go back into the ring and Jackson fires off a number of head butts. Both trade chops back in the ring. Quad R hits a drop toe hold to send Jackson face first onto a chair. Richardson calls for more chairs. But ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin steps in. Spinning toe hold to Rev. Flambe. PIZZA CUTTER! to Rev. Hinnrich. Now Sister Mary Marlboro in the ring to confront Martin…Martin grabs the oversized pizza box and plasters her with it.
Suave: “OVERSIZED PIZZA BOX OF DOOM! OVERSIZED PIZZA BOX OF DOOM!
Jackson small packages Richardson out of nowhere. 1…2…3.
WINNER: Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R) @ 16:30
Post match, Quad R knocks out the referee.PCW Extreme Political TV Monday October 17th, 2011 Agora Theater Cleveland, OH... more-
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10/13 PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN- Hour 2/PCW Extreme Political TV « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN
Stroh Center
Bowling Green, OH
Taped Thursday October 13th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Hour two of PCW Politics is War gets under way with Suave at the broadcast desk.
Suave: “After a wild first hour of PCW Politics is War where Nevada, South Carolina, and Florida attempted to barge ahead of Iowa and New Hampshire and hold their PCW events earlier, Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL)advocated that CEO Obama declare martial law in PCW because the Republicans won’t pass Obama’s bills, and Pizza Delivery Guy Josh Jackson (R) won his biggest match to date, pushing himself and Herman Cain (R-GA) into the forefront of the Republican race for PCW CEO.” Suave starts to talk some more but is interrupted by the video screen…
Occupy Wall Street members Nate, Shane, and Adam going to protest at the homes of the rich and powerful. Except in this case, Shane and Adam are trying to direct Nate away from a sprawling mansion in Nashville, Tennessee. Shane is protesting the disparity of income between the haves and have nots when…
*Fleetwood Mac‘s ‘Don’t Stop’ begins to play*
Opening the door is no other than the ‘Hardcore Environmental Icon himself- Al Gore (D-TN). Gore demands to know what the O.W.S. is doing at his palatial mansion that uses the equivalent of electricity to power 22 regular sized houses. Shane and Adam apologize profusely and try to pull Nate away.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #2
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Extreme Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R) w/Texas Tex
vs.
‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)
Once again, the California Teacher’s Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) interfere in the match and it’s a four on two beatdown.
…Big Labor lifts Walstreit up…SCABBUSTER! He rolls Walstreit out of the ring and goes after Big Oil. But Texas Tex whaps Big Labor in the knee and tags him in the kisser with his golden money belt. A double shoulderblock from Golatta and Malibu Dusty lifts Texas Tex off the ground and onto the mat. Golatta pulls Texas Tex up and winds up…FOUL POLE! FOUL POLE! Tex turns ghost white and crumples to the mat holding his groin.
James the Jeep Worker sends Big Oil into the corner and lays in some hard rights, taking the count to four and then pushing the referee away. Big Labor hits a the boot to Big Oil’s face as the ref is distracted by James. Big Oil fights off both and then kicks Big Labor in the gut. He sends Malibu Dusty to the corner and she stumbles back to a Superkick to the face! Big Oil with a bulldog and as an added treat clotheslines James at the same time!!! Big Oil goes for the Oklahoma Driller…Big Labor is rising and Punk sets James up. WHOA! JOE BIDEN (D)? In the ring? Biden kicks Big Oil in the gut and the double team doesn’t stop.
Biden, Golatta, Malibu, Big Labor, and James attack Big Oil like mad men. Then the crowd roars…
Suave: “JOSEPH WURZELBACHER? JOE THE FREAKIN’ PLUMBER. FOR REAL?
Here comes JTP. He attacks Big Labor with a plumber’s wrench to the knee. Malibu Dusty over to break it up…
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE JOE THE PLUMBER CRACK THAT WRENCH OVER MALIBU DUSTY’S HEAD?”
Malibu Dusty falls to the mat and blood seeps out from a cut on top of her head. Big Labor decides to get out while the getting’s good and runs into Kirk Walstreit. Walstreit blasts Big Labor over the head with his autographed, framed picture of ESPN star Kirk Herbstreit. Joe the Plumber sends James the Jeep Worker out to the outside. He holds up the plumber’s wrench and hops on him from the apron.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
JTP catches the fleeing JJW and sends him into the steps then into the barricade!
RESULT: No contest at 10:54
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The OWS is in Flint, Michigan and Nate tries to break into some rich guy’s mansion there. He attempts to scale the fence surrounding the property sets off the alarms. The OWS don’t abandon their third member and soon a portly gentlemen…wearing a baseball cap.
Michael Moore: “Ah, what are you guys up to?”
Shane: “Oh…man.”
Shane and Adam again apologize for Nate’s intrusion into the Moore Estate and try to leave…
Callie Urban (D) Promo
From what Callie understands, new PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) has an open challenge to anyone in the locker room who has their gear on. She looks around and observes that no one wants to step into the ring with her. With good reason, she adds.
Replay: Callie Urban vs. Valora Salinas at PCW Lock and Load.
…German suplex by Urban gets two. Series of kicks by Urban. Valora reverses a whip and charges into a tornado DDT. Urban covers…Valora kicks out at the two-count. Whip by Urban into the corner…here’s Code Pink and Emily List. Urban sees them and doesn’t look too happy. She whips Valora across the ring a second time. Then walks over to the edge and tells them to get lost. Valora roars out the corner towards Urban. Irish Whip by Valora…no, reversal by Urban and she whips Valora hard face first into the corner. Code Pink and Emily List climb up onto the apron. Urban comes in for a splash. GLITTER BOMB BY CODE PINK! But who got it? Valora is sitting on the floor. Urban staggers back and she can’t see. Valora swoops in behind her…TEQUILA SUNRISE! Arm trap single leg Boston crab! Urban’s trapped…SHE TAPS!
WINNER AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I) @ 14:45
So, what should she do? Should she walk away? Should she quit? The crowd says no. She considers the option before saying she’s never been a quitter. Callie says she will not be intimidated and she will not quit. Come hell or high water, she is going to work to give the fans what they want- a third match. The crowd roars and then John Boehner (R) comes out. Boehner reminds Callie that he is the leader of the PCW Competition Committee- not her. He says she is not the only one who’s deserving of a Women’s PCW title shot and ‘The American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith walks out.
Boehner makes a match for right now and Callie confidently waves Smith into the ring.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Stroh Center Bowling Green, OH Taped Thursday October... more-
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Corporate Might Under Attack: PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
Spengler Arena
Wauseon, Ohio
Thursday October 6th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
*10 bell tribute to Steve Jobs*
Suave: “It’s been a busy past couple of days in the world of political extreme. First, came Chris Christie‘s (R-NJ) final pronouncement on his PCW CEO aspirations…
Suave: Then, yesterday Sarah Palin (R-AK) stunned her followers by announcing that she would not run for PCW CEO…
Suave: “Yes…thank you Bob and Tom. So, with Christie and Palin out, where would the press go next?”
Rudy Guiliani‘s House
Guiliani stands on the porch wearing a robe and holding a newspaper. In the yard, a whole passo of press people waiting to see if Rudy decides to jump into the race.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #1
‘Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain (R-GA) and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin vs. Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Mark Kelly escorts Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) into the ring. The crowd gives her a five minute standing ovation.
MATCH #2
Charlie Blackwell (I) w/Kenzie Blackwell and Blackwell’s Les Miserables vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe
BACKSTAGE
Sarah Palin is backstage with her family. The Rogue author Joe McGinniss barges in and confronts her.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BACKSTAGE
Democrat Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein about the possibility of meeting Scott Brown (R-MA) next year.
MATCH #3
Kathryn Randall Collins (D) vs. Jackie Daniels (I) w/Jill Berg, CEO of JBI
BACKSTAGE
Margie J. Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church is with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #4
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) vs. Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D)
BACKSTAGE
Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit talk with Woodward Bernstein.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Johnny Suave’s Universe’s Biggest Douchebag of the Week Awards:
Next, Suave walks through what happened at PCW Lock and Load 6 between then PCW Tag Team Champions Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) and Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
MAIN EVENT:
Merchants of Death: ‘Lethal Weapon’ Angel Casey and ‘The Terminatrix’ Angel Scott (R) vs. Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs) Spengler Arena Wauseon, Ohio Thursday October... more-
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Independents Make Statement: PCW Extreme Political TV « Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Extreme Political TV
Red Bull Arena
Harrison, NJ
Monday October 3rd, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave: “Johnny Suave here. Last Sunday night at PCW Lock and Load 6, we crowned a brand new PCW champion.”
Replay: PCW Title Match: Daniel-San (I) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MATCH #1- PCW Title Match
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi and Nancy Grace vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim, Courtney, and Chloe
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein is stationed right outside Republican Chris Christie‘s dressing room just in case Christie decides to make his announcement tonight about his PCW CEO plans.
Down the hall, Paige McGillicutty waits outside ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin‘s dressing room in the event she makes her announcement tonight.
Suave says time is getting short for both Christie and Palin.
In the ring is Independent Charlie Blackwell and his wife Kenzie. Blackwell notes the protests going on at Kirk Walstreit’s house aka #occupywalstreit.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MAIN EVENT:
Jersey Boyz: Vinnie and Frankie (R) w/Chris Christie (R-NJ) vs. Massachusetts Bluebloods: Jay F. Kennedy and Ray F. Kennedy w/John F’n Kerry (D-MA)PCW Extreme Political TV Red Bull Arena Harrison, NJ Monday October 3rd, 2011... more-
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Your Fratoscope: October 2, 2011
Gemini: Remember those weird birds from the Dark Crystal? You’ll find one of their beaks in your General Tso’s Chicken.Gemini: Remember those weird birds from the Dark Crystal? You’ll find one of... more-
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