Terrorist // Current TV

Big Brother Supporters – Countries, Corporations, and Corruption

Surveillance Who’s Who exposes the government agencies that attended six ISS... more

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Big Brother is Watching – Privacy, Censorship, and Staying Anonymous

The freedom of our internet is at stake, 1984 is here, Big Brother is watching you,... more

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Terrorist Lindsey Graham Defends The NDAA & Indefinite Detention

Terrorist Lindsey Graham tells the American people why we need Indefinite Detention... more

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Cheney calls for air strike on Iran over captured drone

By David Edwards Tuesday, December 13, 2011 Former Vice President Dick Cheney said... more

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Syrian oil pipeline blown up + Syrian people want evolution – not revolution

HOMS, (SANA) - An armed terrorist group on Thursday opened fire on a crude oil... more

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Is Guantanamo forever?

A decade ago, after the Sept. 11 attacks, President Bush authorized the detention... more

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The Computer Conspiracy; “To destroy this invisible government” - The Wikileaks Manifesto, by Julian Assange

To radically shift regime behavior we must think clearly and boldly for if we have... more

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The Antiwar Comic: Blinded to the Bias

Some people choose to be blind.

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Rare Video Of World Trade Center Collapse And Rescue (VIDEO)

Rare video of the collapse of The World Trade Center North Tower and the rescue of New... more

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Hysteria

Analysis of the terrorist attacks in Norway.... more

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‪Oslo Norway Horrific Bomb Explosion (Amature Video) July 22 2011‬‏ - YouTube

Seven are confirmed dead in downtown Oslo Norway, though there is no confirmation of... more

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I'm Da Bomb (aka Racial Profiling)

Although racial profiling should never be considered, it is probably best to not wear... more

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Sarah Palin: Professional Grifter

It used to be that a huckster would rumble into town in a brightly colored wagon emblazoned with grandiose hyperbole about their stature and abilities. And the townsfolk, how they would flock to this charismatic charlatan, selling them something they thought they wanted, taking their "donations" for the promise of a better life and happier tomorrow. Then they would leave quietly in the night and the next morning the people would wake up, wonder who that wild eyed caricature was, why they were there, and why they got so excited about it.

It's nice to see that some things never change.

Internet personality and reality television subject Sarah Palin is currently cris-crossing the country, a trail of "reporters", whom she supposedly openly despises, clinging to her ass, unsure why they're following her, but knowing if they don't someone else will and people will watch them instead. No express purpose has been given for this continental wander, other than to see the great history spots of this fine country place. If this were a simple sight seeing trip with the family, exploring the many wonders that this land has to offer, it wouldn't require a tour bus with the subtlety of the bass player for Ratt fucking a groupie with a can of hairspray on a pile of tour shirts. What we do know is that she's not running for office, she's not promoting a movie, she's not really contributing anything to anything in any way measurable. What she does seem to be doing though, is taking an expensive independent study 6th grade Social Studies class with all of the money that people give her because... I don't know why.

Sarah Palin isn't going to run for President. Why would she want to? Being President would mean responsibility and accountability and a significant pay cut. So instead she's going to explore the possibilities, and search the belly fires, listen to what her imaginary sky monster tells her to do, and hem and haw and maybe and could be and if you're really Americany I just might, you know, for you. Because as soon as she says she's running, she can't spend her donation money on family vacations, so where's the up side? Being the leader of the free world? Who needs the headache?

The truth is that she doesn't want to be President. Who the fuck would anymore? Hell, she didn't want to be Governor of Alaska, where your only real responsibility is not freezing to death or accidentally eating one or more of your children to survive. What Sarah Palin wants is to be famous. She wants to be rich. She wants to have no responsibility, and be able to, almost expected to, reflexively, instinctively criticize and insinuate and insult, all while deflecting, offering no actual solutions or ideas of any kind and attacking anyone who would ever call her on any of her shit. It's easier to prey on the fears of middle America and talk about what's perceived to be wrong, than to say how to fix it and make actual things actually happen, actually.

So instead of offering anything of substance she shills bottles of Auntie Sarah's Americana Super Tonic Elixir! Good for all what ails ya! For all the REAL Americans. The hockey grizzly moms! The helicopter borne shooters of things! The lockers, the reloaders! Because God put that oil in the ground for America so we should go get it!

Tired of radical muslim extremist socialist Presidents pallin' around with terrorists? Just get yourself a bottle of good ol' Auntie Sarah's Americana Super Tonic Elixir! Tired of the lame stream media covering your every move just like you want them to so long as they don't try to ask you about your opinions or twist your words by playing them back exactly as you said them?

With Auntie Sarah's Americana Super Tonic Elixir you'll finally be able to see exactly what's wrong with America without the hassle of actually offering any ways to solve them, while simultaneously being able to attack anyone who ever questions the inherent greatness and superiority of this most perfect of nations given by lord Jesus McAwesome to the world as a beacon of light and freedom! These, the single 50 greatest United States of the Americas!

So step right up, no pushin' folks, there's no risk of missin' this show! Be amazed, be astounded, be disgusted and revolted by the Arctic Media Monster! The Sad, Inconceivable, Shameless Thing That Won't Go Away! The Incredible, Astonishing, Spectacular Neverdent of the United States of Real America! Sarah Palin: Professional Grifter!

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