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1951. France 'St. Anthony’s Fire' mystery solved - CIA peppered local food with the hallucinogenic drug LSDA 50-year mystery over the ‘cursed bread’ of Pont-Saint-Esprit, which left residents suffering hallucinations, has been solved after a writer discovered the US had spiked the bread with LSD as part of an experiment. In 1951, a quiet, picturesque village in southern France was suddenly and mysteriously struck down with mass insanity and hallucinations. At least five people died, dozens were interned in asylums and hundreds afflicted. For decades it was assumed that the local bread had been unwittingly poisoned with a psychedelic mould. Now, however, an American investigative journalist has uncovered evidence suggesting the CIA peppered local food with the hallucinogenic drug LSD as part of a mind control experiment at the height of the Cold War. http://www.makeahistory.com/index.php/bizzareweird/43056-1951-france-st-anthonys-fire-mystery-solved-cia-peppered-local-food-with-the-hallucinogenic-drug-lsdA 50-year mystery over the ‘cursed bread’ of Pont-Saint-Esprit, which left... more
While sourdough bread is thought to have originated in Ancient Egypt, it's claim to fame has become it's association with San Francisco gold miners [the other 49er's]. I think I was probably around 12 or so before I tasted a French bread that wasn't made with sourdough. My family used it for everything.While sourdough bread is thought to have originated in Ancient Egypt, it's claim... more
Ah perfect, just in time for Halloween. They could be zombie parts. Jeffrey Dahmer would have been like a kid in a candy store if he saw this place. Dexter would love this dude. Makes you wonder what the hell the baker is into...creepy. The man has talent though.Ah perfect, just in time for Halloween. They could be zombie parts. Jeffrey Dahmer... more
Birds do it, bees do it, even perverts in the trees do it. Let’s do it, let’s fuck online.
Chances are, if you’re on the internet (which as of this printing is still the only way that I know you could be reading this, though if you know of any others, please let us know), then you’re probably reading this with one hand in your pants, leisurely pleasuring yourself. That’s just a science fact. Because as you know, every new invention since the dawn of man has come about due to a need to advance the field of physical gratification.
Fire? Invented so cave perverts could violently flog their pre-historic, barbed procreation utensils to crude vagina wall paintings at night.
The wheel? Walking from one clubbed female’s dwelling to the next had worn out its novelty. The pre-men of yesterage also needed some way to easily signal potential mates of their remaining virility at the ripe old middle age of 14.
Sliced bread? The Manwich.
So it should come as a surprise to exactly no one that the internets too were created solely for the transmittal and reception of pornographic images, thoughts and ideas. As with bread, people have simply adapted sex technologies to be used in other walks of life. Now, a study done by a New Brunswick researcher is attempting to shed some light on the internet’s original purpose for existence: cybersex.
Krystelle Shaughnessy, (clearly a made up name, even by Canadian standards of ridiculous namery) a psychology student at the University of New Brunswick decided to research the role of cybersex in the current internet landscape while, not surprisingly, cybering her sex. Engaged in a long-distance relationship, and being a modern woman of the 21st century Krystelle did what anyone would in her position, try to justify her deviant nature with a college research paper.
Her hypothesis was that, “where her grandmother would have put pen to paper to maintain such an affair, and her mother would have picked up the phone, her natural medium was online.”
And she’s right. As I’ve explained, pen, paper and the telephone were all invented for sexual purposes. Just try not to imagine after this painstakingly detailed recounting, your beloved Nana’s penmanship gradually deteriorate as she furiously scribbled her dirtiest thoughts into a steamy letter of passion and naughtyness, then handing it to the postman with a blush, knowing just what it was that he was holding in his hands to be delivered to Peepaw so that he might feverishly pleasure himself to the naughty words of his beloved, before wondering what this harlot who could spew such filth might be doing with the rest of her time not filled with scribbling her most deviant thoughts. Basically, what I’m saying is that your grandparents were distrustful sickos who traded sex drenched letters while they were apart, and carry with them, even today, secrets that they will be buried with…
Now where was I?
Oh, that’s right, the office chair hand dance.
“A key piece in the research that I’m conducting right now is, who do you have cybersex with? One thing that is across the board — whether I’m talking to researchers, students, anybody — is this notion that cybersex is two strangers hiding from their offline partners engaging in sex online, and I don’t think that’s reality,” she said.
Here, the fine researcher and I differ in opinion. But I suppose our only difference is what percentage of which is what…
Let me clarify.
Cybersex, as it has existed since the invention of the internet, has been largely two men pretending to be lesbians having sexy chat times, sans pants. That has remained the one constant in the ever evolving intertubes. The definition of “stranger” then becomes a sticking point. Obviously there is some getting to know this person pretending to be someone else. So when do we go from fake lesbian intercourse with a stranger to fake lesbian intercourse with an acquaintance or even fake lesbian intercourse with a friend? Fewer instances of cybersex are initiated between people who have known each other before chatting online than vicey versey is what I’m saying. More people have come together with the intention to come together than because distance necessitates it.
“I think my key thing going into this was to try to normalize a behaviour I think is fairly normal,” she said.
And while noble, and understandable, there is no normal on the internet. In a place where the words “two girls” and “one cup” now mean something that we could never have previously imagined, the wild west of human sexual deviances doesn’t want to be normalized and doesn’t need to be justified. We are a creature who evolved thumbs solely so that we could encircle our tingly bits with them. It’s our teachings over the years that that impulse is bad that makes it necessary to write a paper proving what you’re instinctively drawn to do is okay.
So what I’m saying is: human beings, get over yourselves.
Birds do it, bees do it, all the sickos and the sleaze do it. Let’s do it, let’s turn on our webcams and take off our pants!
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vanfullofcandy.comBirds do it, bees do it, even perverts in the trees do it. Let’s do it,... more
What can a humble loaf of bread tell us about the world?
The answer is: far more than you might imagine. For one thing, that loaf can be "read" as if it were a core sample extracted from the heart of a grim global economy. Looked at another way, it reveals some of the crucial fault lines of world politics, including the origins of the Arab spring that has now become a summer of discontent.
Consider this: between June 2010 and June 2011, world grain prices almost doubled. In many places on this planet, that proved an unmitigated catastrophe. In those same months, several governments fell, rioting broke out in cities from Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan, to Nairobi, Kenya, and most disturbingly three new wars began in Libya, Yemen, and Syria. Even on Egypt's Sinai Peninsula, Bedouin tribes are now in revolt against the country's interim government and manning their own armed roadblocks.
And in each of these situations, the initial trouble was traceable, at least in part, to the price of that loaf of bread. If these upheavals were not "resource conflicts" in the formal sense of the term, think of them at least as bread-triggered upheavals.
Growing Climate Change in a Wheat Field
Bread has classically been known as the staff of life. In much of the world, you can't get more basic, since that daily loaf often stands between the mass of humanity and starvation. Still, to read present world politics from a loaf of bread, you first have to ask: of what exactly is that loaf made? Water, salt, and yeast, of course, but mainly wheat, which means when wheat prices increase globally, so does the price of that loaf—and so does trouble.......
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http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/07/climate-change-food-crisis-price-bread-political-instabilityWhat can a humble loaf of bread tell us about the world? The answer is: far more... more
Budget Bistro is here to save the day! Informative and refreshing. We'll show you how to make a gourmet meal on a dime budget. With Host Eric Reinert, you will learn how to impress family & friends....and maybe a girlfriend/boyfriend or two!
1 lb. stripped chicken
3/4 lb. Pancetta (Italian bacon)
3/4 cups Italian Bread Crumbs
1/2 cup finely grated Parmesan cheese
1/4 lemon juice
1/4 cup (4 tblsp) Butter
1/2 to 3/4 cup olive oil
4 Bamboo skewers
Mix Bread Crumbs and Parmesan. Use olive oil to grease foil lined cookie sheet. Place strips of chicken in the remainder of olive oil. Mix chicken with oil. Roll chicken strips up with pieces of Pancetta in the middle then cover in bread crumb and Parmesan mixture then place on skewer. You should be able to put 7-9 on skewer. Place in pre-heated oven at 450 degrees. Cook for 25-30 minutes depending on how crispy you like. When you have a minute or two left cooking, mix butter and lemon juice and microwave. Microwave 5-7 seconds at a time to ensure a well heated but not boiled butter. Dip Panchinis in butter and enjoy!
Compliments of the Budget Bistro!Budget Bistro is here to save the day! Informative and refreshing. We'll show you... more
With grocery prices rising and laws on food changing on a constant basis, it makes more sense than ever to be your own best provider. One of the simplest foods to make is also one of the most eaten. With a little flour, baking soda, and more, any cook can create a delicious and fresh load of bread.
link: http://www.onlinetraining.org/the-top-50-bread-making-blogs/With grocery prices rising and laws on food changing on a constant basis, it makes... more
If you are tired of moldy bread, maybe a steel bread box is the solution.
I live in Colorado and am tired of having my bread last only 3 or 4 days before moldy green appears. After buying a steel box, the bread lasts over a week.
REALLY!If you are tired of moldy bread, maybe a steel bread box is the solution. I live in... more
There are often reports from around the world of people seeing the face of the Virgin Mary or Jesus in tortillas and half-eaten sandwiches. Now Jesus is regularly seen in the form of toast at one UK church, but this appearance is actually legitimate and not the result of religious pareidolia. Of course, the effigy of Jesus didn’t just appear on this toast through divine intervention. No, it was designed by artist Adam Sheldon at the request of his mother who attends the Anglican Church of St. Peter in Lincolnshire. The six foot tall, three-and-a-half foot wide mural is comprised of 153 slices of burnt toast.
Read more: http://www.whitespace.bz/ws/web/forms/pulse/PulseMainArticle.aspx?id=444There are often reports from around the world of people seeing the face of the Virgin... more
One of the things that I cannot seem to ever get used to in Germany is the Brot (bread). Especially when compared to American-made bread, which is universally horrible and often disgusting, German Brot is simply amazing.One of the things that I cannot seem to ever get used to in Germany is the Brot... more
The internet has sooooooo many links. These are some cool ones.
Urlesque found some pictures of old people playing Guitar Hero. I can't wait to see pictures of old people playing DJ Hero.
Sesame Street supports an anti-Conservative agenda. [CS Monitor]
Someone made shoes out of bread loaves. [The Daily What]
Beach Boys // Black Flag mash-up (on a t-shirt.) [Dan Meth]
Crazy drugged-out band, make cool videos [Vice Mexico]
Shatner read's Levi Johnston's tweets. [BuzzFeed]
Amman, Jordan hosts Stand-Up Comedy Festival. [via]The internet has sooooooo many links. These are some cool ones. Urlesque found some... more
Over a dozen artisan bakeries from around the area will have all sorts of baked goods, cheese, and more.
Classes/talks/workshops taught by Lionel Vatinet, Peter Reinhart, Mark Rosenstein, and Dave Bauer.
Attendees can participate in classes with the purchase of a bread from one of the bakers exhibiting.
Saturday March 20th, 2010
Greenlife Grocery (same as last year)
70 Merrimon Avenue
Asheville, NCOver a dozen artisan bakeries from around the area will have all sorts of baked goods,... more
These Bread Shoes were created by Remigijus and Egidijus Praspaliauskas of Da Da Da Studios. Each pair is unique, made from real bread and available in various styles and colors. These should make putting your foot in your mouth a much more pleasant experience.
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Yahweh says "The way of the human race is destruction. The carnal war is not of God but of evil. This war of good and evil has lasted for decades. People of evil have prayed for protection while continuing in the things that they choose to do for they know not My ways. Know that a conscience is a valuable part of your spirit which tell you not to eat of that fruit but freely choose to eat of the fruit of life until death which warns and keep you from destruction. A sincere,clear and clean conscience practices the fruit that lead to peace, love and goodness. Acknowledge that destruction wipes out unknowing souls wend as they their own destructive Will. Many of the people may seem innocent in your eye sight but if you attentively look closer without following their lead you will see the truth. Listen the heart impotent is a soul not satisfied there is no satisfaction to an unpure soul and they know not light darkness is their way. Notice that all things that entice the eye or feelings have in the time of old sounded, felt or looked good but was a snare to the soul. The consequences are of Heaven or Hell is a choice made by all. Witness the testimony of which you have, beware that you are not careless. Beware how you choose to live whether alive or dead until your carcass goes to the grave for you are a spirit with a soul and you will give account of your actions for which you choose to do in the wilderness here on Earth. Learn to discern the teaching, your surroundings and what you absorb within your spirit whether it be good or evil so that you unfeigned may make sound decisions not to accept fallacious falliable.Yahweh says "The way of the human race is destruction. The carnal war is not of... more
And as they were eating Jesus took blessed bread, broke, gave to the disciples and said,"Take, eat this is My body" and He took the cup, gave thanks, gave to the disciples and said,"Drink you all of it for this is My blood of the New Testament which is shed for many and for the remission of sins. But I say unto you I Will note drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it new with you in My Father's Kingdom. Watch and pray that you enter not into temptation the spirit indeed willing but the flesh weak.
Blessed bread is the Holy Word of God(blessed means Holy and bread is the Word of God)
These are symbolic representations:
The body of Christ represents righteousness.
The blood of the New Testament represents acceptance of the New Covenant for the remission of sin which is the naming of sin to God for forgiveness not to man for forgiveness cause man can not for give sin but God does.
In order to drink of this vine we must all be grafted and be of the righteous. Drink it new represents being renewed into the Kingdom of God. To watch is to research the scriptures and pray not to enter into temptation means not to go by the teaching that is contrary to the Word. The spirit is willing means our inward person, our conscience will be willing to live righteous and to do that which is right but the flesh is weak meaning lust to do the things of the world to please physically or mentally the things that are not righteous which brings blemishes to the soul.
For God so love the world He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believe Him shall not perish but have eternal life. God sent not His Son into the world to condemn the world but that the world through Him may be saved.
Jesus is the POE to God
To accept the New Covenant which is the first step: Repentance then the washing away of sin through baptism.
By the way POE= Point of Entry
Wherefore whosoever shall eat this Bread(Word of God) and Drink(absorb) of this cup(righteousness) unworthily shall be guilty of the body(covenant)and blood(New Testament)so let a person examine themselves, let them eat of Bread and drink of the cup for they that eat and drink unworthily eat and drink damnation to themselves not discerning the body for this cause many are weak, sickly and sleep among you. For if we would judge for ourselves we should note that we chastened should not be condemned with the world.Matthew26:27-29,41 And as they were eating Jesus took blessed bread, broke, gave to... more