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Here at the Current TV offices, the holidays mean yet another chance to goof off in front of our webcams.Here at the Current TV offices, the holidays mean yet another chance to goof off in... more
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This sight wants your opinion on what is sexy this Christmas in the form of lingerie. Fill out the online survey. Are you turned on by seeing your partner in a Santa suit?This sight wants your opinion on what is sexy this Christmas in the form of lingerie.... more
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Christmas canceled due to salty tongue
Microsoft has killed Santa Claus today, after an unsatisfactory attempt to restrain the North Pole-based jolly old elf from instant messaging children about oral sex.
Although Redmond has been challenged by compassion in the past, this appears to be the first time on record it has out-and-out killed the very manifestation of goodwill.
Father Christmas was subject to some controversy this year when given the seasonal ID northpole@live.com on MSN messenger. While mostly sticking to an approved and traditional regimen of asking children what they want for Christmas, the mere mention of pizza would send him into a provocative froth about love-making of the mouth.
Microsoft informed us about their troubling decision to destroy the spirit of Christmas this morning.
Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agents automated script.
We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent. We apologise for any offence or upset caused by this disturbing incident.
In life, Father Christmas was best known for delivering toys and goodies to children around the world albeit with a somewhat controversial tendency of giving the best stuff to wealthier children whilst dispensing disappointments like oranges and sweets in the stockings of those in more dire financial situations. Christmas canceled due to salty tongue
Microsoft has killed Santa Claus today, after... more
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Is it art made for eating or, erm....? The £48, 10in tall chocolate Santa with Butt Plug is the talk of chic New York, but this NYC art dealer-turned-chocolatier might have bitten off more than she can chew. Literally. How do you market something like this? Is it art made for eating or, erm....? The £48, 10in tall chocolate Santa with... more
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The smell of Christmas is in the air, lights are going up and present lists are being formulated. But instead of preparing the reindeers and presents this year, Santa will be attending a boot camp in order to slim down. Bluewater shopping centre in Kent, UK, are telling their Santas to set a good example to children by becoming healthier and fitter. A spokeswoman said, "Santa has been around for years, but society has changed and our Santa needs to reflect this."
So this year rather than putting out a mince pie and a glass of sherry, why not try a cracker and a glass of water!
What do you think? Should Santa slim down to set an example to children? It is reported that by 2050 50% of Brits will be overweight, so perhaps there is something in it? The smell of Christmas is in the air, lights are going up and present lists are being... more
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