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Better ask yourself: Can America risk [insert opponent's name]?
Paid for by [uplifting verb] Our Future, another Super PAC with so much [expletive] secret money it's [expletive] [adjective]....
http://veracitystew.com/2012/02/09/super-pac-mad-libs-video/Better ask yourself: Can America risk [insert opponent's name]?
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Last night at PCW Minnesota Mayhem from the Williams Arena in Minneapolis, MN
‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) entered the arena in high spirits along with his wrestler, Yamamoto Tanaka (R).
Who looked to stem the Romney tidal wave? Rick Santorum (R-PA) and his charge, The Right Rev. Randy Richardson- the former Triple R, that’s who.
MATCH #1
‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D) of Politically Correct w/ Soccer Mom (D)
vs.
T-Roy (R) w/former head of the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure Karen Handel
Big Oil Promo
Big Oil (R) claims that the end of the world is here because… GAS PRICES WILL GO BACK OVER $4 A GALLON BY MEMORIAL DAY!
MATCH #2
Arizona Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (R) w/Sheriff Joe Arpaio
vs.
Occupy Wall Street: Nate and Shane (D) w/Adam
MAIN EVENT:
Minnesota Mayhem Match
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robbyn Masters and Ron Paul (R-TX)
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
Rick Santorum came out next. Romney got on the mic and wanted to know where his wrestler was.Last night at PCW Minnesota Mayhem from the Williams Arena in Minneapolis, MN... more
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PCW Reno Rage Results
Winnemucca Convention Center
Winnemucca, NV
Saturday February 4th, 2012
Okay, the first question. Why is Reno Rage being held in Winnemucca, NV?
The Massachusetts Bluebloods: Jay F. Kennedy and Ray F. Kennedy (D) w/John F’n Kerry (D-MA) defeated the Religious Right: Rev. Oral Hinnrich and Rev. Buddy Flambe (R)
‘Tin Cup‘ Ray McAvay (Tea Party) got a rare victory over Brad Company (I)
PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas (I) destroyed Peta from PETA (D).
New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D) defeated Dave the Mechanic (I) in a match where he had to have apologized at least seventeen times.
Reno Rage Match
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Magnum PO’d (R) w/Robbyn Masters and Ron Paul (R-TX)
Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA)
The crowd was about half the level into Jim Schmidt (R) when he wrestled for Ron Paul as they were for Magnum PO’d. (Plus, having Robbyn Masters there certainly didn’t hurt either).
Early on, Rev. Richardson did a small move and then inexplicatively jumped on the middle turnbuckle. He posed for the crowd as if he just scored a pin and then ran into the waiting clutches of Tanaka. Tanaka powerbombed Rev. Richardson and then replicated his celebration. Ron Paul went around and high-fived every fan in the front row around the ring. Magnum PO’d hit the Porsche Plunge on Richardson. Magnum went for the pin but Gingrich pulled the referee out of the ring. Paul ran to the back to get another referee.
Meanwhile, Richardson used a chair on Tanaka which only served to royally piss off the Japanese SuperDestroyer. Richardson then got in his face, there was shoving, and then a choke slam on Richardson. Tanaka sent the Right Reverend over the top rope and facilitated elimination number one of the match.
Tanaka shook off Magnum’s attempt to Porsche Plunge him and powerbombed him through a table outside the ring for the second elimination of the match.
K-Roy jumped on Tanaka’s back and tried to choke him out. Tanaka backed hard into the corner turnbuckle and squashed K-Roy. Then to the top rope, Japanese SuperDestroyer, and time to catch the next flight to Minneapolis for Tuesday’s PCW Minnesota Mayhem.
WINNER: Yamamoto Tanaka @ 10:31
Romney shakes Tanaka’s hand and then takes off to head to the airport.PCW Reno Rage Results
Winnemucca Convention Center
Winnemucca, NV
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Last night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN from the Comanche County Fairgrounds in Lawton, Oklahoma...
A 10 bell salute to the late, great boxing trainer, Angelo Dundee.
Donald Trump (R)
MATCH #1
Dr. Annabel ‘The Cannibal’ Lecktor w/FBI Agent Charlize Starling and Roseanne Barr (Green Party)
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‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
Next, ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) entered the arena coming off a very successful night at PCW Tussle in Tallahassee.
Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told Fox News hot newsbabe Megyn Kelly
PCW RANKINGS
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (R)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
#3- Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
#4- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (I)
#5- Charlie Blackwell (I)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#2- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#3- Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)
WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Union Maid (D)
#5- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
MATCH #2
‘The Bureaucrat’ Jordan Metzger (D)
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Blue Dog D (D) w/Heath Shuler (D-NC)
Finally, the moment we’ve waited for. Donald Trump’s procession makes its way to the ring.Last night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN from the Comanche County Fairgrounds in... more
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PCW Tussle in Tallahassee Results
Leon County Civic Center
Tallahassee, Florida
Tuesday January 31st, 2012
Announcer: Johnny Suave
Suave ran down the show.
The main event tonight is a four way Republican dance between K-Roy, representing Newt Gingrich (R-GA), ‘American Citizen‘ Kevin Scott- ‘The Massachusett’s Red Blood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson- Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Jim Schmidt- Ron Paul (R-TX).
Also on the show, Kathryn Randall Collins (D) to put her PCW Women’s title on the line against Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R).
O’Beck Bahama (D) Retires
Then backstage, PCW Daniel-San ruffled a lot of feathers with his remarks about his recent ‘rebirth.’
MATCH #1- PCW Women’s Title Match
Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) w/’The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK)
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PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) w/Women for Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D)
MATCH #2- PCW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
TV Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/the Skanky Rich Bimbos (Kim and Kourtney)
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Dave the Mechanic (AmerHeartland) w/Tequila Sheila
MAIN EVENT- FLORIDA FOUR WAY DANCE
K-Roy (R)- Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R)- Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Jim Schmidt (R)- Ron Paul (R-TX)
The ring announcer paused and everyone looked at the ramp. First out, the PCW Champion Daniel-San (R), John Creese and his Cobra Cons. The crowd booed the PCW Champion unmercifully as the group headed down the ramp. Next out, the leader of the Republicans Rance Priebus. Priebus took the microphone and announced for ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney…
Yamamoto Tanaka
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super DestroyerPCW Tussle in Tallahassee Results
Leon County Civic Center
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Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is co-starring in the upcoming third installment of the Batman franchise "The Dark Knight Rises," but it's political satire video poking fun at Super PACs, corruption, conservatives and Fox News that's turning heads and has garnered more than a million views on YouTube.
http://veracitystew.com/2012/01/30/joseph-gordon-levitts-hilarious-get-money-turn-gay-video/Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is co-starring in the upcoming third installment of the... more
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And then there was two…actually four but the media has zeroed in on Gingrich v. Romney.
K-Roy, representing Newt Gingrich, was viciously assaulted Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN by the Republican Establishment while PCW CEO Barack Obama (D) and his supporters watched.
Can K-Roy turn it around Tuesday night? Is the stage set for a breakthrough by Mitt Romney and his wrestler- ‘American Citizen‘ Kevin Scott? Tune in Tuesday night as PCW presents ‘Tussle in Tallahassee.’And then there was two…actually four but the media has zeroed in on Gingrich v.... more
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Viking Hall
Bristol, TN
Thursday January 26th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave begins but is interrupted by a commotion in the back.
Bernstein is in the back. In the background, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R) is in the middle of an intense conversation with PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL).
MATCH #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D) w/Reika
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition)
HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 215 HOME: New Braunfels, TX
FIN: Tazzmission (Katahajime)
MGR: Kenzie Blackwell
Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer
MGR: Mrs. Miyagi
Tanaka is furious and storms into PCW Executive Committee Chief Harry Reid‘s (D-NV) office.
MATCH #2- Hostages on a Pole Match
Navy Seals 1 and 2 vs. Pirate Captain Jack Suarez and Pirate First Mate Jay
Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.
TOPIC: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona v. President Obama- Dust Up in Arizona
Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post walks out and announces that Newt Gingrich can’t win.
Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.
TOPIC: Democratic Rep. Jan Schakowsky (Ill.) re: Keystone XL- “Twenty thousand jobs is really not that many jobs, and investing in green technologies will produce that and more…”
K-Roy is still in the ring. Finally, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott runs out and it’s on again.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Viking Hall
Bristol, TN
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PCW Extreme Political TV
North Charleston Arena
North Charleston, SC
Monday January 23rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
From PCW South Carolina Slaughter This Past Saturday Night
[...Kevin Scott hits a Russian legsweep on K-Roy. Roll up...1...2..
Romney hit the ring and cut a promo with full guns blazing on Gingrich.
MATCH #1
'American Citizen' Kevin Scott (R) w/"The Massachusetts Redblood' Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAetv47b-Eg&feature=g-logo&context=G2a615e1FOAAAAAAAWAA
The crowd stands and gives Congresswoman Giffords a standing ovation.
Recap- Daniel-San's (I) PCW Title Defense vs. Valora Salinas (I) from PCW South Carolina Slaughter
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST:
Charlie Ray Carlson and the Co-Dependents
'Shut Up and Drink My Beer"
Recap: PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D) Match from PCW South Carolina SlaughterPCW Extreme Political TV
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North Charleston, SC
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PCW South Carolina Slaughter Report
Colonial Life Arena
Columbia, South Carolina
Saturday January 21st, 2012
K-Roy (R), seconded by Newt Gingrich (R-GA) pinned ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) at 16:22 to win at South Carolina Slaughter tonight in Columbia, South Carolina.
After Chuck Norris hit the ring and connected with a spinning heel kick on Scott, K-Roy hit a K-Bomb on the ‘American Citizen’ to set up the final pin. Also making a difference in the match, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) who made the save on a pin attempt by Scott. ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) got into a heated argument with Palin afterwards and K-Roy seized on the momentum change to swing the match in his direction.
Post match, Romney vowed that he was in the Republican contest to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) in the fall for the long run. He also gave Scott a vote of confidence after a tough week that’s witnessed the ascension of K-Roy as a major player in the PCW singles division.
The main event featured PCW Champion, Independent Daniel-San, accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Miyagi, versus PCW Women’s Champion and PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas for the PCW Title.
The match started off with an impressive series of technical wrestling of all things and Daniel-San controlled the early going. But soon enough, Valora showed just why she is considered PCW’s Queen of Extreme by incorporating a steel folding chair and other sundry weaponry into the match.
After a two minute sequence that saw near-falls by both wrestlers and had the crowd on their feet, John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang (R) – Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy, made their way to the ring. Creese and his group entered the ring and it appeared they were going to attack Daniel-San again. However, Creese sic’d his Cobra Cons on Valora.
Salinas, an independent with no real allies to come to her rescue, was obliterated by the four on one attack and then decked by a Crane Kick by Daniel-San that nearly took her head off. Unconscious on unable to defend herself, Daniel-San slapped on the Labell Lock and the referee called the match. However, Daniel-San refused to release the hold, even after Mrs. Miyagi pleaded with him to do so. Creese’s Cobra Cons then annihilated Mrs. Miyagi and left her in a crumpled heap in the ring.
Finally, Daniel-San left the ring with Creese and company to a chorus of boos and debris being hurled in his direction. To everyone’s great surprise, Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) walked out with Democrat wrestler Kathryn Randall Collins.
Reid and Pelosi told the referee to ring the bell for a PCW Women’s title match. KRC rolled the unconscious Valora over and made the cover. Reid and Pelosi demanded that the referee make the 3 count. He does reluctantly and KRC is given the PCW Women’s Title belt as a result.
Tune in to PCW Extreme Political TV Monday night to see what ramifications there are from what went down tonight.
To recap:
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) defeated ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) backed by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX).
PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) retained over PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) with the Labell Lock. Daniel-San declared his allegiance with the Republicans after the match.
Kathryn Randall Collins (D) pinned PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) to win the Women’s title.PCW South Carolina Slaughter Report
Colonial Life Arena
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PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Valora Salinas (I)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#3- O’Beck Bahama (D)
#4- Charlie Blackwell (I)
#5- K-Roy (R)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#2- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#3- Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)
WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
#2- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Union Maid (D)
#5- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
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Tomorrow night’s PCW South Carolina Slaughter is a two match show.
First, it’ll be Republicans ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/the ‘Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson backed by Rick Santorum (R-PA) and the God Squad, K-Roy w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA), and Jim Schmidt (Ron Paul R-TX) meeting for the right to call themselves the champion of South Carolina Republicans.
K-Roy is coming on strong. Can the two time PCW Champion Kevin Scott hold off the new blood or will Newt Gingrich guide K-Roy to his biggest win in PCW yet? Can The Right Rev. Randy Richardson spring a surprise and bring home another win (if you count Iowa) for Rick Santorum? And what about the wild card- Jim Schmidt w/Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army behind him?
The main event will be the PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) putting his title on the line against the PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I).
Valora has on a path of destruction over the past couple of weeks and now gets her biggest opportunity in PCW with a title shot against Daniel-San. Can Daniel-San, embroiled in some controversy this week, pull it all together and get back on track? Will John Creese and his Cobra Conservatives, who’ve bedeviled the PCW Champion of late, interfere in the match? Will the Democrats, who aren’t happy with Valora, attempt to get some payback against PCW’s Queen of Extreme.
Check out all the action tomorrow night on South Carolina Slaughter.PCW WORLD CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I)
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Bender Arena
Washington D.C.
Thursday January 19th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Johnny Suave welcomes everyone to PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN. The PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) is on his way to the ring with Mrs. Miyagi and Suave
MATCH #1
PBR (I) w/Chief vs. James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews the ‘Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R).
The Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Daily Kos Markos Moutilsas, Eric Boehlert of Media Matters for America, Arianna Huffington, and Jane Hamsher of Firedog.com march out with PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
Rick Perry (R-TX) is in the ring with his wrestler Texas Jack and he announces that he’s dropping out of the contest to be the Republican representative to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama in November.
MATCH #2
Cathy- the Obnoxious, Bitchy Dance Mom vs. Abby Lee- the Over the Top, Autocratic Dance Company Owner
BACKSTAGE
‘Focus on the Family’ founder Dr. James Dobson, flanked by The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) and The God Squad: Rev. Oral Hinnrich and Rev. Buddy Flambe, talks with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.
MAIN EVENT- 3 Way Dance- non title
Winner Becomes the Democrats #1 Wrestler
Yamamoto Tanaka (D) vs. PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
Daniel-San v. Valora Salinas match signing.PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Bender Arena
Washington D.C.
Thursday January... more
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REDLANDS, CA - In a calculated attempt to appease his supporters, Congressman Ron Paul announced on Saturday that his campaign had procured all remaining tickets to the popular Southern California music festival, Coachella.
“Everywhere I go across the country, my supporters ask me the same questions: When will we pull out of Afghanistan, how will you bring down our nation’s debt, and can you get us tickets to Coachella?” Paul continued, "I'm the only candidate in this race with a plan to do all of those things."
"Our plan is to scalp the tickets at Coachella," explained Paul's campaign manager John Tate. "But we're only selling them to tried and true Paul supporters. If you can't explain what the Gold Standard is, you ain't getting a ticket."
Paul's campaign website crashed within minutes of the announcement, as a flurry of would-be supporters flocked to the site looking for tickets. “I've never voted in my life, but when I learned he had tickets, I was like, 'where do I register?'” said Dan Santini, a self-described "employee of Mother Earth" from San Jose. As for how Paul was able to get any tickets to the sold out event, he was reportedly able to cozy up to retiring Congressman Jerry Lewis - who represents the Coachella Valley - and was given exclusive privileges over the public on discounted tickets. “I’m retiring, so what do I care?” remarked the 77 year-old Lewis.
The idea to acquire and distribute Coachella tickets is a stroke of genius on the part of the Paul campaign, as even the candidate admits, "Libertarians, by and large, are just Republicans who want to take drugs and listen to music."
For more 2012 election laughs visit www.supertuesdaynews.com. Political satire served up daily!REDLANDS, CA - In a calculated attempt to appease his supporters, Congressman Ron Paul... more
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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum
Fort Wayne, IN
Thursday January 5th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
The first PCW Political War on P-SPAN show began with a video recap of 'American Citizen' Kevin Scott's, backed by Mitt Romney, hard fought, closer than expected victory in the Iowa Caucus Rumble match Tuesday night over The Right Reverend Randy Richardson, backed by Rick Santorum.
Rick Santorum (R-PA) opened the show in the ring crowing about his showing in Iowa on Tuesday night.
MATCH #1
Goat (I) vs. Jon Huntsman (R)
Backstage, a Republican Super-PAC visited former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka...
Next, a replay of PCW CEO Barack Obama's announcement concerning the PCW Women's Tag Team title and PCW Men's Title from Tuesday night.
The start of the tournament to determine the #1 contender for the newly reactivated PCW Television Title was next.
MATCH #2- Semi-Final Match for the PCW Television Title #1 Contender
Magnum P.O.'d (R) w/Robyn Masters vs. O'Beck Bahama (D)
PCW Champion Daniel-San walked out after the commercial break and accepted the Championship Wrestling Council's Superstar of the Year award.
Next, a video replay of PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas's rant from Tuesday night..
MAIN EVENT: Semi-Final match #2- #1 Contender for the PCW Television Title
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. ’New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D)PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
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The results from last night’s PCW Drama in Des Moines show- the kickoff of PCW’s Road Show Across America Tour.
PCW Drama in Des Moines
Wells Fargo Arena
Des Moines, IA
Monday, January 3rd
MATCH #1- Queen of the Trailer Park Lani Harlot (R) vs. Soccer Mom (D) w/New Age Sensitive Guy
BACKSTAGE
Former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (I) and his valet/translator Reika make their surprise return to PCW
MATCH #2-
The Green World Order (GreenPete and Vegan Brock Cole Lee) with Peta from PETA and PeaceNick (D) vs. Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army (Jack and Joe Schmidt) with Ron Paul (R-TX) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb
BACKSTAGE
Harry Reid (D-NV), leader of the PCW Executive Committee, and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lead a Democrat Super-PAC carrying briefcases of cash, into Yamamoto Tanaka’s dressing room.
VIDEO RECAP FROM JESUSLAND VS. PROGRESSIVEVILLE PPV
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) reemerged as a legitimate contender to the Women’s title as she defeated Kathryn Randall Collins (D) in a return match for the Women’s #1 contender spot.
MATCH #3
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
MATCH #4- Iowa Caucus Match
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Mitt Romney (R-MA)
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX)
Farmer John (R) w/Michele Bachmann (R-MN)
Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA)The results from last night’s PCW Drama in Des Moines show- the kickoff of... more
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Before a capacity crowd at Evansville‘s Roberts Arena, Daniel-San (I), backed by Mrs. Miyagi, survived a three-way dance to retain the PCW Title in the main event of PCW’s Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV show tonight.
Daniel-San beat back a hard challenge from former champion O’Beck Bahama (D) to hold on to the title. Bahama nearly had Daniel-San in the Bahama Backbreaker but the champion slipped out in the nick of time. After sending Bahama into the ropes, Daniel-San nailed a missile drop kick that sent the former champion to the mat. Daniel-San wasted no time in applying the Cattle Mutilation submission hold to get the win at 17:49.
Bahama eliminated Magnum P.O.’d (R), backed by Newt Gingrich (R-GA), early in the match at the 6:35 mark, stopping Magnum’s run of wins in PCW and sl0wing Gingrich’s momentum as he heads towards PCW’s Drama in Des Moines supershow on January 3rd.
The only title change of the night took place when Republican‘s Merchants of Death (Angel Scott and Angel Casey) regained the PCW Women’s Tag Team title from Kelly and Korey Korver (D) in a tag team three way dance that also included the Mercenaries (Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski).
Scott and Casey hit the Death Spiral Drop on Kelly Korver at 10:06 to secure the win and the women’s tag team belts just seconds after eliminating the Mercenaries’s McGill using the same finisher.
In the opening match of the night, ‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) reemerged as a legitimate contender to the Women’s title as she defeated Kathryn Randall Collins (D) in a return match for the Women’s #1 contender spot.
The match turned when Democrat activists Women for Women (Code Pink and Emily List) tried to interfere. Code Pink blinded KRC by mistake with a glitter bomb and then Smith tossed both out of the ring before pinning Collins with a roll up at 9:51 in the match.
After the match, Democrats Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Harry Reid (D-NV) ‘congratulated’ Smith on her win but per PCW CEO Barack Obama’s (D-IL) orders, she would have to defeat KRC a second time before becoming the Women’s #1 contender. The rubber match will be held at Drama at Des Moines on January 3rd.
In other results from the PPV show:
Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Kirk Herbstreit man crush (R) flexed their corporate muscle and defeated Democrats The California Teacher’s Union (‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty) and the team of Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) and Average Joe (Tea Party)
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) vs. Current TV’s Keith Olbermann (D) went to a no contest when the Angry Left Wing Bloggers and the Right Wing Brigadiers hit the ring and turned the match into a free-for-all.
Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) retained the PCW Tag Team Title even though they lost via count-out to The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Jim Schmidt.
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) was stunned by PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) in an intergender grudge match instigated by Chism’s sexist behavior towards Salinas.
In the final Republican Rumble of 2011, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/Mitt Romney (R-MA) held off K-Roy w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA), Jim Schmidt w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and a resurgent Texas Jack w/Rick Perry (R-TX) who had his best outing in some time and nearly stole the match from Scott. Nikki Haley (R-SC), who declared her support for Mitt Romney earlier in the show, ran in and distracted Texas Jack long enough for the ‘American Citizen’ to dispatch him over the ropes.
Thursday night, PCW will hold a post- Jesusland vs. Progressiveville retrospective show before heading into the Christmas/New Year’s break.Before a capacity crowd at Evansville‘s Roberts Arena, Daniel-San (I), backed by... more
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PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
Monday December 12th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
It’s the final show of the PCW Tour Across the Heartland and the go home show for next week’s Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV.
Rick Perry (R-TX) comes out and introduces his new commercial, ‘Strong’…
BACKSTAGE
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviews ‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R).
MATCH #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. Big Oil (R) w/Kirk Walstreit
BACKSTAGE
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) walks into the arena. Suave reminds us what happened to her last week.
MATCH #2
Xavier vs. Cincinnati
Kathryn Randall Collins in in the ring with the leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and former leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and she’s pissed.
Suave then reviews the ongoing feud between PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I).
Except from the upcoming book: Jesusland vs. Progressiveville by Mr. A. Nominous
MATCH #3- PCW Women’s Title Match
(c) Valora Salinas (I) vs. Cassidy McConnell (D) w/’The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Skanky Rich Bimbo Kim Kardashian
The final card for PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville:
Rematch- Women’s Division #1 Contender Match
‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
Smith and Collins had an epic battle Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN and KRC picked up the win with a little tug on Smith’s tights. Smith vows to even the score next Sunday night in a match that current PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) will be keeping close tabs on.
Grudge Match #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition) and Average Joe (Tea Party) vs. The California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty (D) vs. Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (R) w/Texas Tex and CEO Gordon Guyko
Blackwell and Big Union have fought for several months over just who is the crusader for the middle class. Big Union has been fighting with Corporate Might over just about everything. The feuds converge into this three way tag team dance. Who will come out ahead- Big Union backed by the Democrats? Corporate Might backed by the Republicans? Or Charlie Blackwell and Average Joe?
PCW Women’s Tag Team Title Match-Three Way Dance:
(c) The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D) vs. The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovelevski (I) vs. Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R)
Well, at Jesusland vs. Progressiveville the feud between the Korver Sisters and Merchants of Death was already going to explode. Adding the always dangerous Mercenaries to the mix?
Grudge Match #2
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) vs. Current TV’s Keith Olbermann (D)
They’re on the cover of the upcoming book Jesusland vs. Progressiveville. It’s fitting that Palin and Olbermann have another epic match at the J vs. P PPV.
PCW Men’s Tag Team Title Match:
(c) Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) vs. The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Jim Schmidt
Big Union won the title from Ron Paul’s protegees on November 21nd. The Schmidt Brothers, three time holders of the PCW Tag Team Titles, shoot for a fourth title reign at J vs. P.
Grudge Match #3
PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I)
Chism has held multiple titles in PCW. Valora has held multiple titles in various promotions. Does Chism truly know what he’s getting himself into? Or will Valora be overmatched by Chism and his political friends.
PCW Title Match:
(c) Daniel-San (I) vs. Magnum P.O.’d (R) w/Robyn Masters and Newt Gingrich (R-GA) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D)
The bellwether match headed into 2012. Nuff said.PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
SIU Arena
Carbondale, IL
Monday December 12th, 2011... more
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