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The Software Problem: eBooks and biased studies on them and the rise of women for software and math and scienceWomen are the answer to fixing our economy, and everything else. Look what women did in WWII for example, the modern woman is more advanced than that and smarter in some ways that we men are not. So hey break the glass ceiling and show the Old Boy's Network what you can do. I and other men will work with you to fix things, those of us who did not die yet in an unjust war, of an illness, of suicide, or some other way. Women outnumber men now, so take the lead ladies. We men had more than enough time to be in charge and fix things, let's see what women can do.Women are the answer to fixing our economy, and everything else. Look what women did... more
Whatever happened to quality control? Did it die with the Dotcom crash under Clinton, did it die with 9/11 and two unjust wars with Bush, did it die recently under Obama and health care reform and plugging a leaky oil well?http://anotherfinemessyougotusinto.blogspot.com/2010/07/software-problem-lack-of-quaili... more
Hey he is not so bad once you get to know him. Just stop asking him softball questions he doesn't know how to answer and only ask questions that mock religion and make him look good like he does in his movies and TV shows.http://anotherfinemessyougotusinto.blogspot.com/2010/07/interview-with-fake-atheist-who... more
Is Apple now Microsoft 2.0 or Enron 2.0?
Apple claims all kinds of stuff about their products and refuses to
admit to flaws and fix them, instead offering a free bumper.
"Well this is another nice mess you've gotten us into!" -Steve Jobs
"What do you mean we got you into?" -Factory in China making iPhone 4s
"The antenna does not work on the iPhone 4!" -Steve Jobs
"That is because you cut our quality control program and ordered us to
ship it out earlier to beat the competition to the marketplace."
-Factory in China making iPhone 4s and others
"Ah well, let me spin this, nobody will be the wiser. I'll just fake
data as always and sayhttp://anotherfinemessyougotusinto.blogspot.com/2010/07/software-problem-pr-abuse-and-s... more
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it.."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now...., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that... more
It's called the "Scamwow" and whether you're in Louisiana, Alaska, Nigeria, or Ecuador, "Scamwow" will meet all your oil spill cleanup needs!!
Why spend millions cleaning up an oil spill when you can just use Scamwow!
Video at link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQCj9UHCpMIt's called the "Scamwow" and whether you're in Louisiana, Alaska,... more
X Factor jokers Jedward have dropped a huge clanger, saying malaria-hit Cheryl Cole will have a ‘big funeral’.
Their gaffe came in an interview with Mirror.co.uk’s sister website 3am.co.uk after we told them about the singer’s condition.
Cheryl has been seriously ill in hospital battling the killer disease she caught while on a romantic holiday with dancer Derek Hough.
In the interview, John begins by saying: “We’d better call her. It’s kind of crazy.”
But moments later, Edward, who tore his knee ligaments while performing on stage at T4 on the Beach at the weekend, added: “I’m like Cheryl’s twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves…
“It’s going to be a big funeral.”
Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/07/06/cheryl-cole-will-have-a-big-funeral-jedward-s-jibe-at-sick-singer-115875-22386669/#ixzz0swGppldlX Factor jokers Jedward have dropped a huge clanger, saying malaria-hit Cheryl Cole... more
One day I had a TERRIBLE IDEA.
I sketched this little cartoon. I was immediately reviled and offended by my own work. But then starting at it, it seemed so cute, and yet at the same time hilariously callous and evil.
Then one day, I mentioned it to a friend, and they immediately demanded that I make this into a T-Shirt. They now have it and love it.
If you have a serious case of anti-social disorder, or something else really wrong upstairs (like both me and my friend), this may be the perfect t-shirt for you.
4 color screen print (white, pink, orange, and black on Sky Blue shirt) shown here on a woman's fitted cut.One day I had a TERRIBLE IDEA. I sketched this little cartoon. I was immediately... more
Slutimids!! started in november 2005 to end 3 years later. It was a lab to experiment concrete shapes, test strange arrangements and squeak dubs. It's a lab to experiment strange concrete shapes and squeak things without any Post Punk pression or Cold Wave stereotypes. http://www.makeahistory.com/index.php/punk/416-slutimidSlutimids!! started in november 2005 to end 3 years later. It was a lab to experiment... more
Michael Cannon, a health policy expert for Cato, the libertarian think tank founded by Charles Koch of the oil conglomerate Koch Industries, took to Twitter today to trade jokes about the oil spill. Responding to a tragic story about a New Orleans area sheriff asking federal authorities to investigate reports that undocumented workers are involved in the oil spill clean up, Cannon tweeted that undocumented workers “are very absorbent.” View a screen shot above:
Michael F. Cannon
While Cannon might have gotten a good laugh out of his comment, pervasive anti-immigrant rhetoric leads to dehumanization and sometimes violence.Michael Cannon, a health policy expert for Cato, the libertarian think tank founded by... more
The big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is a distraction from the real issues. Learn what they are and come and tumble down the rabbit hole Alice and learn the truth. I'm Batman, and crime does not pay even for the elite that rule this world through puppet governments and corruption.http://anotherfinemessyougotusinto.blogspot.com/2010/06/software-problem-in-world-that-... more
Look everyone is a product of evolution and diversity is a good thing. Liberals, while claiming to be for equal rights and all, show in that Current thread that they are just as corrupt and wrong thinking as Bush and Palin. Does that make them stupid or dumb and dumber? Not really they are just using logical fallacies and are not even closely following the scientific method and have their own biased thinking. http://www.criticalthinking.org/ This can help you think better and get rid of logical fallacies and biases. As well as propaganda from anonymous Internet videos.
Thank God (or Goodness if you are not religious) that this is not true of all people on this planet. Besides it takes one to know one, and calling a group of people names is not good at all and if others did it to you then two wrongs do not make a right.
Learn to laugh this is a joke and parody of another joke and parody that happens to be more popular because enough people believe it to be true due to logical errors.
This blog is subject to Poe's Law, Godwin's Law, and many other humor devices like deadpan, dadaism, etc. Our lawyers advice you the reader not to read it, or else you wave all legal rights to sue or file criminal charges against the writer and all people involved in writing this. This applies to copy and paste skills, web robots, lawyers, pets, real robots, and any other thing that can read, copy, or scan for you or anyone else on the planet.http://yourrealitycheckbounced.blogspot.com/2010/06/why-some-liberals-and-atheists-are.... more
Not so long ago experts predicted the imminent collapse of religion in modern western culture. Religion – often synonymous in these discussions with superstition, magic, and delusion – would at last give way to the autonomy of human reason and the power of the experimental method of natural investigation. But something happened on the way to religion’s funeral. http://www.makeahistory.com/index.php/recent-news/391-more-intelligentNot so long ago experts predicted the imminent collapse of religion in modern western... more
While doing a Civil Rights Non-Violent Peaceful Protest a Man is arrested and his posts and accounts deletedhttp://benfranklinlives.blogspot.com/2010/05/thought-police-took-mr-swift.html
His handle is Jonathan Swift, and he has been fighting for equal rights and civil rights for all. He named names and told the truth on the corruption in our nation not just the government but hospitals and companies. So some of the people he was warning us about got some lawyers to delete everything he wrote on Kuro5hin and then ban his account and get him thrown into a mental hospital. This is how bloggers are treated now even if they use a pen name.
What have we become to allow such things to happen to people who speak out against corruption?http://benfranklinlives.blogspot.com/2010/05/thought-police-took-mr-swift.html His... more
Today there was a joint press conference with the new PM David Cameron and Deputy PM Nick Clegg. The two parties talked about the new coalition between the Liberal Democrats and the Conservatives and answered press questions. (video is part two)
There was a strange moment when a journalist reminded Cameron of a past comment when he said Nick Clegg after being asked what his favourite joke was. Clegg's reaction was to do a mock 'that's it I'm off' joke, very weird and gigglesome. (9:00 minutes in).
It's clear the question of how long the two parities can make a coalition work will remain, but hey it's the first day lets feel a little bit hopeful for a few hours.
"Mr Clegg admitted both party leaders were taking "big risks" but said it would be a "new politics": "It's a new kind of government, a radical, reforming government where it needs to be and a source of reassurance and stability at a time of great uncertainty in our country too.""-BBCToday there was a joint press conference with the new PM David Cameron and Deputy PM... more