A more dramatic version of The Sentinel, with totally different lighting.
As one approaches the elves' territory in the forest, a defense sentinel leaps in front of one, forbidding access to that part of the forest.
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Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Another disaster - this time in the garden.
What did you do on your school holidays ?
All those months of hard work.
Sunday afternoon dinner - at KFC ?
It's not the Squirrels.
In some places tolerance doesn't exist.
Leave it, and it gets worse.
A decent man from Columbo.
Black legions.
More from our story - "The Elves Of Iceland".
Can you still eat them ?
Things get moved around.
There's been a problem with the email system - all sorted now.
He didn't ask me to be on his show.
Pin numbers.
Doesn't lift a finger.
Not even one portion.
I once wanted to be a farmer.
The new TV screen.
Barry is duty manager.
Conversations you hear when in the shower.
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Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
What is the biggest lie you've ever told ?
The Thames skyline.
There's a huge spider next to my bed.
Trying to claim money for producing your own electricity in the UK is made very difficult.
Sat in front of a lake.
Do we need someone to "open" the new studio ?
"The Absolute Peach" http://www.theabsolutepeach.com
South Hill Park.
Where are the ducks ?
Seagulls.
A little fold up stool.
Is it my fat bum ?
"The Elves of Iceland" continued.
A silhouette.
How do you sit there for an hour ?
I woke up very early.
3 times every 10 minutes.
Send in your pictures for the big screen.
On line forms.
Where has the French autoroute gone ?
More on train fares.
Mark has trouble with the neighbours loud music.
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Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Wrong position.
"The Elves Of Iceland" Part 1.
A pair of tatty old trainers.
James Dean tries to get me to lie to you.
An advantage to just listening ?
Careful when charging your mobile phone.
Stuck in Dubai.
Who would you like murdered here on the show ?
Beautiful arrangement of expensive flowers.
How does a transformer work ?
He didn't like the lamp.
Instant messenger things stop you from doing things.
Original Mona Lisa.
I've been accused of being in peoples pockets.
Which side are you on ? Peter Andre or Jordon ?
It might be useful one day.
Can she sing ?
Ronny is in Sri Lanka.
Coils.
Service fom John Lewis.
Payment ?
How many Gas bottles ?
An eye operation.
Who do you trust on the television ?
Eaten from the head down.
Nothing wrong with a supermarket carrier.
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch or listen to the show on Tues, Thurs & Sats here at WWW.UNITEDKINGDOMTALK.CO.UK
In today's show :
A brand new story by Robert. "The Elves Of Iceland".Part 1.
2 Burgers.
A little bit too low.
Gwen not well.
Negligible.
A popular girl.
Dave is very drunk at Karaoke.
Thames Television.
Is Tom "Captain Birdseye" ?
Spending money on chickens.
Sun beds very bad for you - official.
He'll be hanging over the bed.
More classy.
Trains.
They drool over Chris behind the bar in Belushi's.
James Dean can shower first.
I await a delivery from John Lewis.
A flask of tea.
No Dr Who this year.
Quivering.
Spiders webs.
Slam doors.
New big pictures for the studio.
The bed is going.
Slow on answering.
Cancer for an artificial tan.
Sofa bed.
British Heart Foundtion.
Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Pet Airways. http://www.petairways.com
Please forgive me.
I know choruses.
Brilliant simple ideas.
A beautiful cake - but how disappointing.
It's all in the cupboards.
Screaming their heads off.
My artistic friends.
James Dean on the phone.
What are "logistics" ?
She buys food and snacks I like.
"Belushi's Karaoke" on You Tube.
Have you ever taken a pet on holiday ?
Jason finds some savings stamps.
They could get lost.
Have I got the mild symptons of swine flu ?
A few days is better than nothing.
Why do they all fancy pretty boy Demon ?
Cheap drinks.
Why is my dj box empty ?
Pawsengers.
Still the same weight.
Paying to go to the theatre.
Riding the cats.
The smokers gather.
A small dose.
My chest feels firm.
What's fatter ? My cat, or James Dean's bum ?
A bright light.
Suko has not yet completed her "Hail Mary's".
Surveying the house for Elves.
The pet lounge.
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Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch or listen to the show her on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Premier seats.
Pet superstore.
Set your own Facebook name. "ChrisReardonUK" is mine.
It's like a big club.
It's too high.
The international association of Elves.
Are they varicose veins ?
I was too late.
Fire engines for cats.
Tremors.
Eating insects.
Falling behind.
Vegetables grown on shelves.
The longest day has passed.
Private lift.
We're not stuffy.
DJ music mixes can be found at : http://www.chrisreardonshow.co.uk
Plan your route.
Dirty glasses.
Odeon Imax.
Is it a Cuckoo ?
Shaking.
Free Nancho's.
Not as expensive as it seems.
My brother in law is hacked.
Sight seeing in Paris.
The shed.
Passwords.
Face masks.
A lot of information, then nothing.
My neighbours pond.
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch or listen to the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
In the kitchen.
It's not a hotel.
Ask your Mum to help.
Sound effects.
The licence fee - value for money.
Cooking with Chris.
Tom is a bit behind.
Strips.
Drunk snails.
Washing up.
It all goes down the same hole.
Slowly slithering across the grass.
Short of time.
He can smell the beer.
Charcol tablets.
Roberts offer of a flight.
Top pocket.
Enough for 3.
Drawers.
Student houses.
Watch out for the Elves.
The wrong size.
Cockroaches in the ear.
Don't be too shocked and horrified.
Where is the sponge.
Where has my work surface gone ?
It's very very good for you.
Scissors.
Yannick returns.
The puffing noise.
Watch out for the sharp tools.
I keep Suko awake.
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Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
An exciting job.
An elderly lady asists me.
An intruder in the garden.
More on the Elves.
Deep deep depression.
Casualty.
Another dimension.
James Dean on the phone. www.matineeshow.co.uk
A reversing pigeon.
The website is coming along.
Do you really wanna see the house ?
You don't have to spend a fortune in London.
Where is Katie ?
Hidden people.
What is there to do in Manchester ?
Black & white.
Big wheels.
Why spoil the dream ?
I get a leaflet.
A mini version.
£20 per haf hour.
They are all coming to the UK.
Daddy or grand daddy ?
He weighs less.
Kittens.
More marshmallows.
Under the duvet.
It's rough.
Ron wants a pet.
X Factor.
Bits of material.
Tall people excluded.
"Million Dollar Traders".
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
A new film at the end of the show for video viewers.
Not liking gym.
What did Elvis say ?
Worth them money ? Probably not.
I await a delivery.
Elves.Are they good people ?
Weight up !
Voting for You Tube video's.
A long drive.
Such a baby face.
Snakes from the plug hole.
We can all be naughty.
A tight shirt.
Sleeping for only 2 hours.
Creases.
ISDN.
Flush the chain first.
When do I plant tomato seeds ?
It will spin round.
A box of magic tricks.
Blind daffs.
There could be things of great importance.
Less travelling.
Barbados - don't rush anywhere.
Austin's email is double printed !
Staying up all night to be creative.
So young looking.
An awful lot of money.
Itchy watery eyes.
The new Full HD televisions.
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Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
2 legs or 4 ?
A strange coffee.
No one to buy them for.
The beautiful air.
A kitchen table.
Panic.
Not a single card.
Too much rice.
Shaking.
Coins & money.
They stay in the cupboard.
A bit of an incident.
I can't see my surfaces.
The national anthem & Abba songs.
The snow.
The oven.
Iceland's new prime minister.
A word I hate.
Old bits of paper.
A dinner party.
Dame Vera Lynn.
Poor Suko has fallen over.
It's on trays.
They don't win much.
Insulting the Elves.
My fingers are red raw.
Always at work.
Is it sparkling ?
Do chickens know any different ?
Ross's dinner parties.
Laying in bed wondering.
There's more to life than work.
How much for a bunch of roses ?
What a rip off.
A cup of what Matty ?
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Everyone fancies Terry.
I'm with the rest of the trash.
Such is life.
Suko's fast food list.
It's still swollen.
Sorry - no panto.
New years day dinner.
I get the pills wrong.
I am a hoot !
Who's the boy ?
4 times a day.
Young hearts run free.
What's in his pocket ?
Joy is number 1.
Millie is going too fast !
Where is the triangle striker ?
Tiny is acting very strange.
I havn't given permission.
Protecting your home.
A large fat rabbit.
A special police connection.
Face mask.
I've been moved.
Matty has been cooking.
Cement.
They leave presents.
Leave your door open.
Shifted to 2am !
Ringing for tea.
Make me something.
I'm not on the celebrity ladder.
Long words from the land of fire & ice.
Smile at people.
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sat.
In today's show :
Where is the worst passport control.
A mini break.
Carmel and the hats.
Not 100% happy.
A late parcel.
A friend has some bad news.
Smile.
A fork.
The difficulty of moving back to London.
An old card.
Letter opener.
Ring them back.
We three kings.
Snowboarding.
A Russian hat.
Why bother with a box ?
No swearing.
It's not always good to be honest.
Alone.
Will I get Jonathan Ross's job ?
Tired of rain & sleet.
Money for Christmas.
Chips & beer.
Remembering good things.
Flashing lights.
An early riser.
Knitted.
Tidying up.
Snowball cookies.
Keeping the worms away.
A box of chocolates.
A book.
How ungrateful.
Sailing.
Wrapping.
Queuing up through customs.
Never smiled in his or her life.
Feeding the Elves.
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