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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch or listen to the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
In the kitchen.
It's not a hotel.
Ask your Mum to help.
Sound effects.
The licence fee - value for money.
Cooking with Chris.
Tom is a bit behind.
Strips.
Drunk snails.
Washing up.
It all goes down the same hole.
Slowly slithering across the grass.
Short of time.
He can smell the beer.
Charcol tablets.
Roberts offer of a flight.
Top pocket.
Enough for 3.
Drawers.
Student houses.
Watch out for the Elves.
The wrong size.
Cockroaches in the ear.
Don't be too shocked and horrified.
Where is the sponge.
Where has my work surface gone ?
It's very very good for you.
Scissors.
Yannick returns.
The puffing noise.
Watch out for the sharp tools.
I keep Suko awake.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
An exciting job.
An elderly lady asists me.
An intruder in the garden.
More on the Elves.
Deep deep depression.
Casualty.
Another dimension.
James Dean on the phone. www.matineeshow.co.uk
A reversing pigeon.
The website is coming along.
Do you really wanna see the house ?
You don't have to spend a fortune in London.
Where is Katie ?
Hidden people.
What is there to do in Manchester ?
Black & white.
Big wheels.
Why spoil the dream ?
I get a leaflet.
A mini version.
£20 per haf hour.
They are all coming to the UK.
Daddy or grand daddy ?
He weighs less.
Kittens.
More marshmallows.
Under the duvet.
It's rough.
Ron wants a pet.
X Factor.
Bits of material.
Tall people excluded.
"Million Dollar Traders".
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
A new film at the end of the show for video viewers.
Not liking gym.
What did Elvis say ?
Worth them money ? Probably not.
I await a delivery.
Elves.Are they good people ?
Weight up !
Voting for You Tube video's.
A long drive.
Such a baby face.
Snakes from the plug hole.
We can all be naughty.
A tight shirt.
Sleeping for only 2 hours.
Creases.
ISDN.
Flush the chain first.
When do I plant tomato seeds ?
It will spin round.
A box of magic tricks.
Blind daffs.
There could be things of great importance.
Less travelling.
Barbados - don't rush anywhere.
Austin's email is double printed !
Staying up all night to be creative.
So young looking.
An awful lot of money.
Itchy watery eyes.
The new Full HD televisions.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
2 legs or 4 ?
A strange coffee.
No one to buy them for.
The beautiful air.
A kitchen table.
Panic.
Not a single card.
Too much rice.
Shaking.
Coins & money.
They stay in the cupboard.
A bit of an incident.
I can't see my surfaces.
The national anthem & Abba songs.
The snow.
The oven.
Iceland's new prime minister.
A word I hate.
Old bits of paper.
A dinner party.
Dame Vera Lynn.
Poor Suko has fallen over.
It's on trays.
They don't win much.
Insulting the Elves.
My fingers are red raw.
Always at work.
Is it sparkling ?
Do chickens know any different ?
Ross's dinner parties.
Laying in bed wondering.
There's more to life than work.
How much for a bunch of roses ?
What a rip off.
A cup of what Matty ?
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Everyone fancies Terry.
I'm with the rest of the trash.
Such is life.
Suko's fast food list.
It's still swollen.
Sorry - no panto.
New years day dinner.
I get the pills wrong.
I am a hoot !
Who's the boy ?
4 times a day.
Young hearts run free.
What's in his pocket ?
Joy is number 1.
Millie is going too fast !
Where is the triangle striker ?
Tiny is acting very strange.
I havn't given permission.
Protecting your home.
A large fat rabbit.
A special police connection.
Face mask.
I've been moved.
Matty has been cooking.
Cement.
They leave presents.
Leave your door open.
Shifted to 2am !
Ringing for tea.
Make me something.
I'm not on the celebrity ladder.
Long words from the land of fire & ice.
Smile at people.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sat.
In today's show :
Where is the worst passport control.
A mini break.
Carmel and the hats.
Not 100% happy.
A late parcel.
A friend has some bad news.
Smile.
A fork.
The difficulty of moving back to London.
An old card.
Letter opener.
Ring them back.
We three kings.
Snowboarding.
A Russian hat.
Why bother with a box ?
No swearing.
It's not always good to be honest.
Alone.
Will I get Jonathan Ross's job ?
Tired of rain & sleet.
Money for Christmas.
Chips & beer.
Remembering good things.
Flashing lights.
An early riser.
Knitted.
Tidying up.
Snowball cookies.
Keeping the worms away.
A box of chocolates.
A book.
How ungrateful.
Sailing.
Wrapping.
Queuing up through customs.
Never smiled in his or her life.
Feeding the Elves.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show. Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show:
Where is the Donkey ?
Herbal teas.
I'm going to be in a radio pantomime.
Watch out for the monster.
Smashed.
Hello from the Elves.
Dj's. Play for the crowd.
A star.
X Factor.
Standing at the doorway.
A smell.
27 is old.
Beaming and smiling.
What about my cats ?
The girls were all having a go !
Up too late.
The bass speaker.
Old magic.
Let the water do the work.
Closer and closer.
How often do you clean the floor ?
Merlin.
Peaches.
My musical director.
Bread or brick ?
Port Douglas in Australia.
Katie makes herself known.
Strung up on racks.
Miserable Post Office worker.
A Christmas song.
The stairs.
Mulled wine.
Smile at the customers.
Impatient.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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The elves have gone on strike!
Starring Ashton Kutcher as Santa and Demi Moore as Rudolph. The elves have gone on strike!
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Dave makes a trip to North Pole, Alaska to visit Santa Claus. Come back to your childhood as Dave climbs on Santa's knee. See snow, reindeer, letters from children around the world and of course Santa and Mrs. Claus. Join us on our journey as we visit the North Pole and tour the Santa Claus house.
The Santa Claus house in North Pole has been in operation for over 50 years spreading Christmas cheer all year long. It is one of the most unique places to visit in Alaska. More information can be online at www.santaclaushouse.com
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