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Move over LeBron James, there's a new King in town, and he goes by the name "Dirk". This seven foot homeless man from Germany reeks of malt liquor, sleeps in alleys, but by dumb luck has now found a new home in the NBA with the Dallas Mavericks.
Dirk, otherwise known on the streets as "Giant Adolf", was mistaken for an NBA player last night while stumbling outside of the AmericanAirlines arena in Miami, Florida. A security guard at the Dallas Mavericks locker room figured that Giant Adolf had to be an NBA player being how tall he was, but was confused when Adolf kept asking him for some change. Through his thick German accent, the security guard figured he was "needing to change" so he could play in the game, let him in the locker room, and the rest is history.
Giant Adolf entered the game, ran around like a crazy man, scoring 21 points, grabbing 11 rebounds, won the NBA championship, was voted the MVP of the finals, and made LeBron James and Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat look like playground punks playin' a game of pickup basketball all while keeping a good buzz going during timeouts.
After the game, it was reported that Giant Adolf took his golden ball trophy and was seen walking in Miami Beach into JJ's Liquor and Smokes looking to trade for two bottles of MadDog 20/20, a pack of Newports and some beef jerky. As for Giant Adolf's future plans in the NBA, he was heard yelling "Ich liebe dieses Spiel" while he was pissing on a mailbox.Move over LeBron James, there's a new King in town, and he goes by the name... more
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Mavericks have not only stunned Lakers but also every that person who has interest in the ongoing competitions. They were going at a deficit of 16 points up to the third quarter and still they came back in a glory. They have qualified for the finals of Western Conference after defeating Lakers with 96-94.
Dirk Nowitzki, the forward of Mavericks, scored 28 points; two other players of Dallas Mavericks attained double figures in semi-final against Lakers.
http://usaheadlines.blogspot.com/2011/05/dallas-mavericks-took-control-after.htmlMavericks have not only stunned Lakers but also every that person who has interest in... more
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If the league were bright, it would be running these kinds of analyses instead of waiting for ESPN to do it for them. And when they detect a potential issue – say, a ref’s results with a particular team vary at the .75 level, for instance, you pull the ref in for a talk. You don’t accuse, you just make the ref aware. If the refs are honest, as the league assumes, then they’re going to appreciate warning signs suggesting that their objectivity needs a tuneup. If a ref is working out a grudge, well, this kind of program is just the thing to scare him or her straight.If the league were bright, it would be running these kinds of analyses instead of... more
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Recently Complete Crime News Updates Mavericks guard Mr Nick Van Exel, was arrested Wednesday night and is being held in lieu of $1 million bail.The 20-year-old son of former NBA player Mr Nick Van Exel has been charged with capital murder in the death of a close friend, Dallas police announced Thursday.Recently Complete Crime News Updates Mavericks guard Mr Nick Van Exel, was arrested... more
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Latest Complete Crime News Updates Today Nickey Van Exel, son of former NBA player Mr Nick Van Exel, was arrested Wednesday confesses to murder of Bradley Bassey Eyo.Latest Complete Crime News Updates Today Nickey Van Exel, son of former NBA player Mr... more
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We all know what Kevin Love Had 31 Points and 31 Rebounds is not. He is not particularly quick. He is not an explosive leaper. He probably is not even the height he is listed at in the game program.We all know what Kevin Love Had 31 Points and 31 Rebounds is not. He is not... more
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Latest Sports News Updates At one point in the third quarter, Mr Kevin Love leaned over to Michael Beasley on the bench and whispered in his ear.
"I'm going for 30 tonight," Mr Kevin Love said.Latest Sports News Updates At one point in the third quarter, Mr Kevin Love leaned... more
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quote from article,"Federal regulators have accused billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban of insider trading for allegedly using confidential information on a stock sale to avoid more than $750,000 in losses."
.If he gets accused of being guilty I'm not sure if he would go to the penitentiary or an Asylum.quote from article,"Federal regulators have accused billionaire Dallas Mavericks... more
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I'm glad, this guy annoys me. Did anyone see his short-lived reality show?? Worst show in the history of reality shows (and that's saying alot)...I'm glad, this guy annoys me. Did anyone see his short-lived reality show?? Worst... more
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Josh Howard said some unfavorable words about the National Anthem. The sports media thinks it makes him ungrateful and unpatriotic. Is that the case? Josh Howard said some unfavorable words about the National Anthem. The sports media... more
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Much controversy has risen over the past few months starting with Nelson’s benching of now former Warrior, Baron Davis in the fourth quarter of a game the Warriors needed to win. Since then, the Baron watch was in full swing and just when every Warrior fan began to feel confident that he’d return, B-Diddy pulled one of his quick fakes and bolted to L.A. to be around his Hollywood friends and work on his burgeoning movie career. Despite all of the calls for his head, Chris Mullin may have pulled off one of the best off seasons in Warriors history...Much controversy has risen over the past few months starting with Nelson’s... more
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The New Jersey Nets have acquired guards Devin Harris, Trenton Hassell, Maurice Ager, center DeSagana Diop and forward Keith Van Horn along with Dallas’ first round draft picks in 2008 and 2010, and cash considerations from the Dallas Mavericks in exchange for guard Jason Kidd and forwards Antoine Wright and Malik Allen, Nets President Rod Thorn announced today. The New Jersey Nets have acquired guards Devin Harris, Trenton Hassell, Maurice Ager,... more
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The New Jersey Nets have agreed to send Jason Kidd and Malik Allen to Dallas for Devin Harris, Jerry Stackhouse, DeSagana Diop, Devean George, Maurice Ager, two first-round picks and $3 million, sources have told CBSSports.com. The New Jersey Nets have agreed to send Jason Kidd and Malik Allen to Dallas for Devin... more
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Sources told ESPN.com that talks between the Mavericks and Nets, which had seemingly stalled, grew serious after the teams played Sunday night in New Jersey and have moved them to the brink of completing the NBA's third blockbuster deal of the month.Sources told ESPN.com that talks between the Mavericks and Nets, which had seemingly... more
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