Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats
In today's show :
Ordering men & lads by post.
Minor disaster in the kitchen.
I sniffed.
Suko's emails are in pieces.
What is your neighbours garden like ?
Full of content.
A ruined box.
Time for a flu injection.
Japanese supermarkets.
Carl moans again.
Get out and do something.
A small pool of water.
Is the cat having an accident ?
Win a holiday to the Isle Of Wight.
Cast in a bad light.
Sneeze as much as you like.
Is the rust an indicator ?
It's all very rushed.
A new gadget is on the way.
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Saturday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
I've never missed a payment.
I'm melting.
It's collapsed a bit.
Do we know where all the camera's are ?
"Operator can I help you ?"
Feeling quite mad.
Are you an MC or a dj ?
Flashes.
Leading me astray.
A puddle of nothing.
Excellent service from Orange.
Exposing just a little bit more.
Slough. http://www.proudtobeslough.com/
Jumping bird.
Random.
The mask of Jimmy.
Just for one night.
A new Aldi opens in Bracknell.
Is it really as simple as washing your hands ?
Running late.
The Isle Of Wight is beautiful.
One of the most boring jobs in the world.
60 calls an hour.
How much can the satellites really see ?
People are trying my cooking.
MSN, Skype, and other instant messaging.
Tunnel.
It's been very hot.
My first plane trip.
Air conditioning - don't buy cheap.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Two sisters from Port Talbot has complained to the Welsh Equality and Human Rights Commission after shopkeepers from a gift shop on the Isle of Wight, kicked them out for speaking Welsh and not English.
Sisters Rosemary and Ann were shopping for gifts at a Shanklin shop when they were asked about pricing when a row brewing after the shopkeeper asked them not to speak Welsh, which was Rosemary's first language. They were asked to leave the shop.
Do you think the shopkeeper went too far?Two sisters from Port Talbot has complained to the Welsh Equality and Human Rights... more
Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show on here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Eye drops.
10 in a box.
Recreating my website.
You wanna be kind and do your best.
Laughing at yourself.
Out in the garden.
That BBC World Service tune again.
What will they find ?
No "Buy 2 get 1 free".
Beware of the frost.
Failed promises.
Not a penny out of me.
You get used to the bright television lights.
Don't leave it too long.
Handsome young fellow.
Train fares in New York.
A cup of tea, mid afternoon.
Delicate little plants.
He spends a lot of time by the canal.
Individual strands.
The cap.
It's all blurry.
Suko notes someone being uncomfortable.
It doesn't grow on trees.
Dressed for warmth.
All good banter.
No news from Gary.
People with Apple computers.
A school tie.
James Whale - much respected.
Christopher.
You Tube advice for Lisa.
It's all too bright !
Laugh at life.
Shopping on the internet.
They won't do up.
There is no monthly fee.
No funny buisness.
Dek thinks I am a fat git.
3 hours to get home.
Silly games.
More compliments for James Dean. I feel sick.
It clung to my spare tyre.
The birds are singing.
A stop over.
Sleeping in someone else's house.
An eye check up.
It's not grey.
A couple of days on the Isle of Wight ?
Don't overfeed your pets.
The Royal Free hospital.
Buster - my sisters cat.
Chocolate marshmallows.
I don't need too much information.
My enthusiasm.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Thursday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Lock away your valubles.
Aunty Doris from Guildford.
Naz misses me.
The lines show up.
Rail fares.
Taking it to work in a carrier bag.
It's not another country.
Giving people advice without throwing the book at them when they make mistakes.
In front of the camera or behind ?
The public eye.
My Mum used to dress me.
Dragged off kicking and screaming.
A £1.25 key ring.
My voice is stronger.
Matty is a dedicated viewer.
The eyes went up.
I give up my comfortable chair.
Breathing in.
Broadband costs in Tazmania.
Dreamboats & Petticoats.
I have a tyre.
Bad air quality in California.
Someone else is in the studio.
C.W. was near the fires in Australia.
Scott Bruton.
A whole bottle of vodka.
Low interest rates.
Has he stolen something ?
Working on the web site.
An invoice.
He's emptied the fridge.
It needs to be automatic.
Am I overdressed.
Charity bins.
More from Kat & Dave on the Isle of Wight.
The white shorts.
Pay for the postage.
An unexpected surprise.
Needles in the eye.
I can smell cigarette smoke.
Subliminal messages.
Anything above the M25 is "North".
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
Sad looking things.
She does me a favour.
Brighton pier.
Rough & ready.
They are too heavy.
Thr poor infected patient.
Work in the garden or wash the windows.
Throwing open the windows.
Once you go past a certain age.
From the Isle of Wight.
Gardening advice from Leo in Norway.
The website was broken.
She winked.
Grey.
She crouches down and watches them.
It's like the BBC Television Centre.
What's all the fuss about ?
More on the new one, and less on the old one.
Changing things.
Blowing.
Headphones.
I HATE to say this - but thanks to James Dean.
A shepherd.
Mine is a lot bigger - according to Suko.
An Asthma review.
Starting again.
Phil has some new video's - http://www.youtube.com/fizzasap
People with a little bit of power.
The surgery.
No donkey's.
My muscles.
I got lost.
Wobbling.
Why can't we laugh at things ?
No longer at this address.
On the bike.
Ross and his omnibus.
Late.
Skype.
Trying to get in my inner ring.
Flicking through the book.
Back to the unknown.
Enjoying an afternoon session in the pool.
It's large and heavy.
Looking at the clock.
The place where Wayne works.
I thought it was dead.
The one that counts.
The reception desk.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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The UK britpoppers The Charlatans have announced that they will be headlining this year's Isle of Wight Festival, but in a twist on normal festival line-ups, that they were allowed "complete control" over the bands that will warm up for them.
The Charlatans frontman, Tim Burgess said, "I have already approached quite a few impressive new bands (some you will know, some you might not). The Isle Of Wight festival is a special festival to me, so all up and coming bands, be on the look out – you could be taking the stage."
Acts already confirmed include recent returnees to form, The Prodigy, alongside Drum and Bass' mainstream soldiers, Pendulum as well as Basement Jaxx and The Ting Tings.
Not a bad lineup so far, but is putting so much control in the hands of the band who are headlining, really that much of a good idea? I mean what if they choose crappy bands?The UK britpoppers The Charlatans have announced that they will be headlining this... more
Tuesday's edition of my three times a week talk show.Watch the show here on CURRENT TV on Tues, Thurs & Sats.
In today's show :
A new fashion.
The bells ring out.
I promise to keep the Scout law.
The Bracknell shopping centre.
You need permission.
Face masks.
Late night shopping.
Stupid hats.
Those annoying self service check outs.
I'm not one to pick faults.
Was she in the army ?
Nice security man.
I can be myself.
Over 45 ?
Twinkling lights.
The sponge.
It's rough.
"Bring Back Dallas".
How do you find this show on Winamp ?
Did I get called a liar ?
Pig tails.
Hello Turkey !
Am I becoming de-sensitized ?
Little feelings.
Free shares.
Julian & Romy are doing OK.
Do I go on ?
She's tried everything.
The Squirrels are still alive.
Unhappy staff.
Grey hairs growing outwards.
Rob answered the phones in the 80's !
The middle of Winter.
The Isle of Wight.
Where do I get idea's for the show from ?
The box is opened.
Stealing coloured sand.
My old pirate radio station in the 80's.
Some old flea bitten fleece.
Needs a good hair cut.
chris@unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk
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This years Bestival on the Isle of Wight was a very muddy affiar. Their was a theme for costumes, check the pod out to find out what it was.... This years Bestival on the Isle of Wight was a very muddy affiar. Their was a theme... more
Rob Da Bank, Radio 1 DJ and Bestival curator has reportedly splashed out 'a lot of dough' on plastic meshing for the whole of his festival site on the Isle of Wight.
Bestival is renowned for being the closing festival of the summer, and on the whole normally manages to dodge any bad weather, but unfortunately for everyone going, things are different this year - it's gonna lash it down!
Writing on his NME blog, Da Bank said: "Tad damp down here after some hefty rain overnight but the vibes are positive and the weather's gonna perk up! There you are – British optimism at its best."
I'd normally feel a bit sad for festival goers who've got to compete with the weather, but not this time. It's amazing how bitter not getting a ticket can make you ...
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After smashing up the Isle of Wight Festival at the weekend, Sex Pistols' frontman Johnny Rotten has revealed there is a possibility that the hellraisers could be up for releasing some new material.
Johnny said: “There could be a new record. That would be nice.
“But I won’t do anything in a patronising way. The music, the subject and the attitude all have to be right at the same time. Everything has to be from the heart.” After smashing up the Isle of Wight Festival at the weekend, Sex Pistols' frontman... more
As well as the likes of CSS, Foals and St. Vincent, music from the 80s is dominating this years Bestival line up. Indie legends My Bloody Valentine will headline the Friday night and fellow blasts from the past Gary Numan, The Human League, 808 State and Chaz & Dave will play over the weekend.
Others big names playing over the weekend include Aphex Twin, The Breeders, CSS, George Clinton And Funkadelic/Parliament, Gary Numan, The Human League, Pendulum, 808 State, Foals, Lee Scratch Perry and The Wedding Present.
Also playing live will be Metronomy, The Cuban Brothers, The Count & Sinden, Sebastien Tellier, Transglobal Underground, Jamie Lidell, Two Gallants, King Creosote, Chas & Dave, Ladyhawke, Ebony Bones, Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong, Baaba Mal, Jeffrey Lewis, The Duke Spirit, Teenagers, Crystal Castles, Ox Eagle Lion Man, These New Puritans, Tawiah, Red Snapper, Jon Hopkins, Lets Wrestle, Little Dragon, Subway, Imperial Leisure, Gideon Conn, Zombie Zombie, George Pringle, Subgiant, The Restaurant, Cage The Elephant, Vessels, The Ghost, Peter Von Poehl, St Vincent, Fuck Buttons, Drew, Micah P Hinson, Fleet Foxes, FM Belfast, Kitty Daisy & Lewis, Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Grand National,
Christopher D Ashley, Sportsday Megaphone, Kid Carpet and Bastila.
DJs over the weekend will include Layo & Bushwacka, Annie Mac, DJ Yoda, Slam, Rob da Bank, Mark Moore, DJ Hype, Bailey, TC, Sub Focus, Chase & Status, Kevin Rowland, Yuksek, Touché, Digital Mystikz and Sgt Pokes, Loefah, Kode 9 and Space Ape, Freestylers, DJ Derek and Sombrero Sound System. Many more will be confirmed in the coming weeks.
Bestival takes place at Robin Hill Park, Isle Of Wight, from 5-7 September.As well as the likes of CSS, Foals and St. Vincent, music from the 80s is dominating... more
